Send In The Language Police

Lisa Stone over at Surfette burbles: "I’m talking about a conference that enables women bloggers to tesseract to proactive social and intellectual networking with each other".

What on earth does that sentence even mean?

Tesseract ain’t a verb, it’s a noun (at least it was the last time I looked). And as for "to proactive" – I beg your pardon?

English – it’s going to the dogs. Sigh.