Oh, F*ck – it’s the Day After Tomorrow

According to The Sunday Times (OK, stop sniggering at the back), climate researchers have detected the first signs of a slowdown in the Gulf Stream – the "mighty ocean current that keeps Britain and Europe from freezing".

If this is true, perhaps our future plans should not be merely to move to higher ground within the Netherlands, but to up stakes and head south to Spain… Quick, where’s that Spanish course?