Vampire Domestication

Via Boing Boing, comes this magnificently ironical parody of a presentation at a Pharmaceutical Conference. Brilliantly performed by its author, Peter Watts, it gives a chillingly low-key pitch as to why vampires can benefit society. "Sociopaths are already highly productive members of corporate society".

As counterpoint to the exposition are the wonderful company slogans of FizerPharm shown on the slides; example: FizerPharm – Trust, Profit, Deniability.

The penultimate sentence of the presentation is, of course, the kicker.