It’s a Miracle…

A Romanian nun has died after being bound to a cross, gagged and left alone for three days in a cold room in a convent. According to the priest:

"God has performed a miracle for her, finally Irina is delivered from evil"

He also helpfully added:

"I don’t understand why journalists are making such a fuss about this. Exorcism is a common practise in the heart of the Romanian Orthodox church and my methods are not at all unknown to other priests"

Reminder to self: don’t visit any monasteries in Romania.