One Down, Four To Go

Apparently, Osama bin Laden wants the United States to convert to Islam, ditch its constitution, abolish banks, jail homosexuals and sign the Kyoto climate change treaty. These are from his statements now gathered together in a book, according to this story in The Telegraph. Well, the shenanigans of the current US administration are doing their best to deal the Constitution a mortal blow, so that’s one down I suppose. And I’m sure many on the Christian Right would just lurve to return to the days of jailing us pesky homosexuals, so number two is not beyond the realms of possibility. But I’m not sure about signing the Kyoto treaty though. I suspect that before that gas-guzzling culture would sign, Hell would first have to freeze over, except it wouldn’t have a chance, if you see what I mean.

 

Update: Ophelia nails the bastards.