Reflections on life at “De Witte Wand”…

Year: 2005

  • Yup, Asleep at the Wheel, But Wait – There’s More…

    According to a story in the Seattle Times today, it does seem as though Microsoft has been "surprised" at the strength of the reaction to its decision to switch from a position of "support" to "neutral" on an anti-discrimination bill in Washington State.

    Only goes to prove what I thought earlier – they were asleep at the wheel.

    However, this may not yet be the end of the story, over at AMERICAblog, there’s a claim that Microsoft has been paying $20,000 a month to Century Strategies, a consulting firm headed up by the less-than-attractive figure of Ralph Reed. Methinks this story has a few more twists and turns to go before it is played out.

  • Pass the Sick Bucket, Alice

    That deathless tagline from Private Eye seems aposite for this crap.

  • Happy Birthday, Hubble

    Today is the 15th birthday of the Hubble telescope. To celebrate, the European Space agency and NASA have released some new images of the spiral galaxy M51 and the Eagle Nebula. The images are downloadable, and they come in two flavours: high-res and huge. The latter results in a JPEG file of 42 MB for M51!

  • Them’s All God’s Creatures…

    Don’t you just love Nature, particularly in Springtime? Well, don’t get too carried away, Mother Nature has a way of revealing her not-so-nice-side.

  • Massive Weapons of Destruction

    I really enjoyed last night’s episode of Doctor Who. Wicked script from Russell T. Davies, with his riffs on recent events in reality. Examples:

    The Prime Minister saying: "Our inspectors have searched the sky above our heads and and they have found massive weapons of destruction, capable of being deployed within 45 seconds."

    Dr. Who: "He’s just making it up, there’s no weapons up there, there’s no threat". Harriet Jones: "Do you think they’ll believe him?" Rose: "Well, they did last time".

    Top notch television!

  • LRB’s Personal Ads

    Call me naive, but I had this idea that the London Review of Books was a deeply serious magazine, with a readership of fearsomely intellectual, and probably terminally boring, people. So, I am very grateful to Boing Boing for correcting this misconception by pointing me towards the LRB’s column of Personal Ads.

  • Steve Ballmer’s Memo on Gay Rights Bill

    Well, the inevitable has happened, Steve Ballmer’s internal memo over the Washington State anti-discrimination bill has been posted to the Internet.

    And, while I have some sympathy with what Ballmer is trying to say, another part of me basically says: either you don’t get it, or you are just spouting political bullshit.

    Let’s look at some extracts from the memo:

    "As long as I am CEO, Microsoft is going to be a company that is hard-core about diversity, a company that is absolutely rigorous about having a non-discriminatory environment, and a company that treats every employee fairly.

    I’m proud of our track record on diversity issues. We were one of the first companies to provide domestic partner benefits, or to include sexual orientation in our anti-discrimination policies. And just this year, we became one of the few companies to include gender identity or expression in our protection policies."

    This is good stuff. Microsoft does have a right to feel proud of what they have done in this field, and I have no problems in acknowledging that fact.

    "When our government affairs team put together its list of its legislative priorities in Olympia before the Legislative Session began in January, we decided to focus on a limited number of issues that are more directly related to our business such as computer privacy, education, and competitiveness. The anti-discrimination bill was not on this list and as a result Microsoft was not actively supporting the bill in the Legislature this year, although last year we did provide a letter of support for similar legislation."

    Yes, Mr. Ballmer, but as I’ve said elsewhere, did no-one realise that the change of stance on such a sensitive issue would not go unnoticed? This is such a jaw-dropping change, that if you and your people did not realise the effect, then all I can say is that someone was asleep at the wheel. He goes on:

    "On this particular matter, both Bill and I actually both personally support this legislation that would outlaw discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation. But that is my personal view, and I also know that many employees and shareholders would not agree with me."

    It is very good to hear that Ballmer and Gates would outlaw discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation. Three cheers for that. But then, of course, comes the depressing kicker: many employees and shareholders would not agree with me. While on the one hand I recognise that people hold deeply held beliefs, when push comes to shove, some of those beliefs are responsible for much of the evil in this world. And it is the mark of a man, or woman, that they are prepared to stand up and say that.

    He goes on to say:

    "It’s appropriate to invoke the company’s name on issues of public policy that directly affect our business and our shareholders, but it’s much less clear when it’s appropriate to invoke the company’s name on broader issues that go far beyond the software industry – and on which our employees and shareholders hold widely divergent opinions. We are a public corporation with a duty first and foremost to a broad group of shareholders. On some issues, it is more
    appropriate for employees or shareholders to get involved as individual citizens. As CEO, I feel a real sense of responsibility around this question, and I believe there are important distinctions between my personal views on policy issues and when it’s appropriate to involve the company."

    I can appreciate what Ballmer is saying here. But, alas, from my perspective, he has been weighed and found wanting. Perhaps I have high ideals. Perhaps I want a Mandela, when all I get is a Ballmer. Pity that, what the world needs is more Mandelas – or at least people who aspire to be such.

  • Gay Group Asks Microsoft To Hand Back Their Award

    The rumblings from Microsoft’s decision to drop support for an anti-discrimination bill in the state of Washington continue. Now the L.A. Gay & Lesbian Center, which four years ago presented Microsoft with an award for its progressive stance on diversity issues, has asked Microsoft to hand the award back.

    In addition, the Human Rights Campaign has sent a letter to Steve Ballmer (Microsoft’s CEO) expressing their profound disappointment over Microsoft’s decision.

    Apparently, Ballmer has issued an internal memo to all employees putting his side of the case, but this has not been made public outside of the company. What Microsoft has said publicly, has come through their PR people. Tami Begasse, a senior corporate spokeswoman for Microsoft, said yesterday that the company’s stances on diversity and nondiscrimination had not changed and noted that Microsoft issued a letter in support of the Washington legislation, which has been introduced annually for many years, as recently as the last session.

    However, the simple fact of the matter is that Microsoft has indeed switched its position on the bill from one of "support" to one of "neutrality".

    Begasse said Microsoft’s government relations specialists chose to focus their legislative efforts this year on more central priorities “that have a direct impact on our industry and our business,” specifically computer privacy, education, competitiveness and transportation.

    What I find most dismaying about the whole affair is that Microsoft management appears not to have had the nous  to realise that any change of position on such a sensitive issue would have major reverberations. I mean, d-uuh!  John Aravosis over on AMERICAblog makes the same point with somewhat more colour, but then, I’m just a diplomatic brit. 

  • This Story Could Run and Run…

    … if this picture is anything to go by.

    I can’t believe I’ve just blogged this. Yes, it’s politically incorrect, but come on – lighten up already…

  • Sita Sings The Blues

    Over at Sepia Mutiny, "Sita Sings The Blues" draws attention to the work of animator Nina Paley. She’s done a wonderful, charming, cross between Betty Boop, the Hindu epic Ramayana and 1920s music. The effect is a sort of re-culturalised Pennies from Heaven.

    If you’ve got BitTorrent, you can download the movies via Sepia Mutiny. Great stuff!

  • If I Were Japanese…

    … then apparently my name would be Kaemon Hosokoawa. At least, according to this. Just thought you’d like to know.

  • Microsoft Getting Cold Feet on Gay Rights?

    There is a storm brewing in the blogsphere and beyond over Microsoft’s action (or rather inaction) over a recent attempt in the state of Washington (Microsoft’s home state) to include reference to sexual orientation in anti-discrimination legislation.

    While there’s a lot of "he said, she said" noise foaming up at the moment, once you blow the foam away, it does appear that Microsoft stepped back from supporting the legislation in the state senate. The outcome was that the legislation was lost by one vote, and many are blaming Microsoft’s withdrawal of support for that. 

    In the past, Microsoft has been very supportive of diversity and inclusiveness in its company policies, and that extended to its GLBT (Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual and Transgendered) staff also. It is regrettable that their internal support can no longer be counted on when it comes to society at large.

  • Spring Day

    Today was a pleasant day, I went out cycling in Reeuwijk and took my camera. A small selection of the photos are in the photo album here called "Spring Day". Simple pleasures.

  • A World First?

    Over at that very civilised web site: a Nice Cup of Tea and a Sit Down, Nicey reviews what is claimed to be the World’s very first cookie designed for dunking. His verdict: a definite thumbs-up. It’s a Marks and Spencers product, which is a crying shame, since M&S withdrew from the Dutch market a few years back, so I can’t indulge myself.

  • See Your World From a New Perspective

    World Wind is a visualisation application that uses satellite imagery and other data to present the world in startling new ways. If you’ve got a PC with a fast graphics card, then this application is quite stunning. You can "fly" over the Earth’s surface using your mouse.

    While the application comes with a fair bit of topographic data, as you zoom into points on the Earth’s surface, more detailed data is fetched from NASA’s servers to build up the picture. Add-ons such as data from scientific visualisation servers allow you to see events such as weather patterns, floods or forest fires.

    It’s an incredible teaching resource that could have only been dreamed about a few years ago, and then would only have been available to a select few researchers. Now anyone with a modern PC and an Internet connection can tap into this data and display it in ways that are immediately understandable. I reckon that in under 5 years we’ll be seeing mobile phones, cameras, laptops and tablet PCs with GPS built-in as standard. Then you’ll be able to retrace your travels, or use the virtual Earth as a way of organising your holiday snaps. Simply "fly" to Barcelona and view your photos as you move through the city.

  • Another Bit of Bad News

    First of all it was the disillusionment that set in when confronted with the fact that farting cows are a major source of greenhouse gases. No longer could I gaze at a field of grazing cows in a contemplative mood – all I could think of was the fact that each cow would be letting slip 200 litres of methane per day.

    Now comes the news that wood-burning pizza ovens are likely to fall foul of new environmental restrictions.

    I predict that in less than 10 years time we’ll have an army of inspectors poking around our wood-burning fire in the living room complaining that it does not conform to some new batch of environmental laws. We’ll probably have to replace the thrill of a real fire with a flat-panel screen showing an endless loop video of flickering flames. It’s not the same, I tell you.

  • The Apprentice Revisited

    Since I last mentioned The Apprentice in my blog, I’ve been there, religiously, each week on the sofa watching each episode from behind my fingers. And it gets better and better each week without fail. 

    Since at least last week, I’ve been predicting to Martin that the final standoff will be between Paul and Saira, simply because that’s what the producers of the series want to feed us to make "good television". A needle match between the two most opinionated, pig-headed and arrogant participants, who (oh how very convenient) happen to be on opposite sides of the gender divide.

    In actual fact, I thought that of the contestants, Miriam, Tim and James have the qualities to reach the final, and I thought that, in an ideal world, it would probably be between Miriam and Tim/James.

    But, of course, tonight, Miriam got the shove, thus pushing me towards the view that it’s really nothing to do with the intrinsic qualities of the participants, but purely towards what makes good television. What a world we live in (thanks, Rufus!). A view that was only reinforced by the brilliance of tonight’s episode, set as it was in that hell on earth – TV Shopping.

    Yep, tonight the two teams had to pick products and sell them live on TV shopping channels. It was a real eye-opener for me to see behind the scenes and to share in the daily lives of those who are consigned to this particular circle of Hell.

    And, of course, the real kicker was that we should never underestimate the depths of bad taste to which the TV buying public can sink. So a piece of way-overpriced foam-rubber (of a particularly bilious yellow) and a particularly naff jacket of synthetic material decorated (if one can use the term) with a "Wolf-Spirit" motif turned out to be the top sellers.

    Humans, you gotta love them, if only because they’re my species, but why is it I increasingly feel like a cuckoo in the nest?   

    Update: Nancy Banks-Smith, the Guardian’s TV critic, has a typically witty piece on this episode of The Apprentice. Well worth reading.

  • Outsourcing Not All It’s Cracked Up To Be

    Infoworld reports on a recent study by Deloitte and Touche that demonstrates that outsourcing is far from a silver bullet for organisations seeking to make their IT operations more efficient. The report itself makes for interesting reading.

  • The 50 Best Restaurants in the World

    If you’re interested, this entry on the Vinography blog has this year’s complete list of the World’s 50 best restaurants as published by The Restaurant magazine. 

  • Kitchen Confidential

    I’m currently reading Anthony Bourdain’s "Kitchen Confidential", which was recommended to me (thanks, Mike!). This is not your usual autobiography of a chef – this is a combination of a ride on the Ghost train crossed with a roller coaster through Hell. Simultaneously both laugh-out loud funny and a peer over the edge into the Abyss. Highly recommended.

    I am prompted to write this in part because Heston Blumenthal’s restaurant The Fat Duck in Bray has just been voted the best restaurant in the world by 500 experts around the world for Restaurant magazine. There is no doubt that Blumenthal is a culinary innovator, but I sometimes think that the line between worthwhile innovation and schlock shock is a thin one. It’s interesting that these same experts put the El Bulli restaurant in Spain at number two, a restaurant which according to a food-writer friend of mine, is simply a case of "the Emperor’s New Clothes".

    Oh well, only a complete of weeks to go before Martin and I make another pilgrimage to a restaurant that I know will deliver: Can Fabes.