The Opening of the Winter Olympics

So, I’m sitting here, watching the opening ceremony of the Winter Olympics, courtesy of BBC2. And there’s a bloody audio commentary telling me in lumpen detail what’s going on. Excuse me, I want to experience it, not feel as though I’m sitting next to an idiot on a mobile phone talking to his bloody mother.

 

Please, for the love of god, SHUT THE FUCK UP!

 

I’m sorry, I want to kill this person. Please excuse my lapse.