Department of the Bleeding Obvious

Research carried out recently indicates that churchgoers are likely to be superstitious. Well I never, cor blimey, knock me down wiv a fevver, what a surprise… I also got a chuckle out of the fact that the research team was led by a "Professor of Practical Theology". "Practical Theology" – isn’t that another example of an oxymoron, like "military intelligence" or "airline cuisine"? Jesus and Mo’s barmaid says it all, really.