Reflections on life at “De Witte Wand”…

Year: 2006

  • Inappropriate Clothing

    A tip for parents – if you’re taking your child to the zoo, please ensure that he, she or it does not wear inappropriate clothing.
     
    (hat tip to Neatorama)
  • RIP, Coretta

    Barely three months after the death of Rosa Parks, comes the news that another great light in the US Civil Rights Movement has been extinguished. Coretta Scott King has died.
  • Seeing Stars

    When I was a boy (many, many years ago), I was occasionally able to visit London because my aunt and uncle lived there. I invariably went to visit the Science Museum in Kensington (it was free) and I usually managed to have enough money to pay for a ticket to the London Planetarium. This was always a magical place to me. Sitting in the dark, apparently watching the night skies wheel and turn above me. When the lights went up, there was the alien-looking machine in the centre of the room that created all this magic – the Zeiss projector. I’m sure these visits to the London Planetarium fanned my interest in astronomy. Later, when I was studying electrical engineering at Liverpool University, I took a summer job at the Liverpool Museum, where I wound up operating the machinery of the small planetarium that had recently been opened in it. I was as happy as a pig in clover. 
     
    I mention all this, because today I learned that the bastards of Madame Tussaud’s (who own the London Planetarium) have decided to close down the planetarium and use the space to stuff in yet more waxworks of "celebrities". As the Guardian sorrowfully says today: "takings at the till triumph over educational enrichment". 
     
    Society’s obsession with the wrong sort of "stars" is going too far, I tell you. It amazes me that, given the choice between the majesty and infinite mysteries of the heavens on the one hand, and the trivialities of Posh and Becks and Hello magazine on the other, that so many people choose the latter without a second thought. Perhaps I’m just turning into a misanthrope.
     
    I suppose that I can take some crumb of comfort from the fact that, even if the London Planetarium is closing, there are still plenty of planetaria left to visit in Europe.
  • Jesus – The Musical

    As the late Kenny Everett used to say: "It’s all in the best pahsible taste". Not, in other words. Still, I found this short video by Javier Prato amusing. It will be a sad day when we can’t laugh at ourselves anymore.
     

     

    LG Ultimate Dance Off – Javier Prato
    Jesus Christ: The Musical – watch the Messiah strut his funky stuff down Hollywood Boulevard.


    Courtesy of IFILM

     
  • Dog Bars

    Where there’s a need, someone who’s enterprising will fill it. There was a time when I felt at home in a city. Not any more – I seek the quieter spaces of the country.
  • Moral Choices

    They’re tricky at times. Suppose you were Andrew Clemens. What would you do?
     
  • Surely You Jest?

    This has to be a joke, surely? I mean, I know that New Labour has a tenuous grip on reality at times, but please, Mr. Coates, you are pulling our legs, aren’t you?
  • Ephemeral Ads

    Paging Chris and Ed – here’s a collection of mid-20th Century advertising art that you might wish to browse through. There’s even a haunted wing – the gallery of Demonic Tots and Deeply Disturbing Cuisine. Shudder.
  • The Poet Departs

    Having only recently discovered the blog of Teju Cole, I now find that he has posted his last entry today, and, worse, will remove his pages from the web tomorrow. So, today is your last chance to read the remarkable prose poetry of this Nigerian man.
  • And The Award Goes To…

    The lovely Rita Verdonk, Dutch Minister for Integration and Immigration, won an award last night: the Big Brother award for privacy violations in the Government category for 2005. Couldn’t have gone to a more deserving person, I thought. She’s obviously on a roll, following her idiotic idea concerning how far Dutch should be enforced in public speech on the streets of our fair cities.
  • The War on Science

    So, last night, the BBC’s Horizon tackled the debate over Intelligent Design. It wasn’t quite as bad as I feared, but I felt that the programme makers still held back from plunging the wooden stake into ID’s heart, where it so surely belongs.
     
    The programme gave a good slice – the first 25 minutes – to the proponents of creationism and ID to set out their stall. Fair enough.
     
    The first response was then from Richard Dawkins, who clearly is as tired as I am of IDers. His response, while heartfelt and accurate, probably was somewhat counterproductive in trying to neutralise the poison of ID, when viewed from the perspective of joe public. His words were: "Physicists don’t have to fight a kind of rearguard action against the yapping terriers of ignorance, the way biologists do". A wonderful soundbite, and spot on, but unfortunately, I fear that perception is reality for most people. Many of those who do not understand the issues would have thought that Dawkins was being arrogant in his dismissal, and hence may have thought that, at bottom, there might be something in ID.
     
    While Dawkins is then allowed to set out the reasons for refusing to engage with IDers (the debate format gives the false impression that there are two sides to the case – in agreeing to a "debate" the scientist hands to the ID side the propaganda victory that there is something worth debating), the programme voiceover then makes an odd statement: "but the proponents of intelligent design were more than ready to defend their claims". Well of course they would be, but what is being said here? It almost sounds as though the programme makers are rooting for the underdog because they have a case. And then immediately we cut to William Dembski claiming "this is a spirited scientific discussion… the problem is the other side does not want to admit that is is a scientific discussion, because as soon as they do, then we have a place at the table and then the critique of evolutionary theory that we have offered has to be taken seriously". This is clearly disingenuous of Dembski (but heaven forfend that the makers of Horizon would deign to point it out). For a thorough fisking of ID, one only has to read the material at TalkDesign.org.
     
    We then move on to Dr. Stephen Meyer at the Discovery Institute. Whilst acknowledging the fact that the institute is funded to the tune of "multi-million dollars", Horizon says nothing further about the sources of funding (a story that I feel would be an interesting one), and does not challenge Meyer’s "we have over 450 scientists who have signed a list to say that they doubt that Natural Selection can produce the complexity of life". This is a complete canard, and Horizon really should have allowed a response.
     
    Still, things were not all passed by. The central flaw of ID – that the designer creates, outside of nature, things by means that are undetectable – was pinned down by Prof. Miller, and the question of who creates the designer was voiced by Dawkins. 
     
    It was also interesting to see father George Coyne – a Jesuit astrophysicist – dismiss the view that Darwin’s theory of evolution is not compatible with Catholic doctrine, followed by the observation that cardinal Schonborn’s criticism of evolution was prompted rather more by the zeal of the Discovery Institute’s Public Relations department, and not by any religious Truth.
     
    And the final word was left to David Attenborough; his quiet dismissal of ID from his perspective as a zoologist: "We would be wrong to suppose that evolution is the ultimate answer to everything… if you find something that you don’t understand, then of course you can say that it was created by a divine spirit. But that of course answers nothing really; that simply says we don’t know". And that for me is more naturally right, than the blind insistence that Goddidit.
     
     
     
     
  • AIBO – Plug has been Pulled?

    It seems that Sony’s robot dog – AIBO – has had its plug pulled. Damn, this puts paid to my cunning plan to reduce the running costs of a dog. Now we’ll have to get a real one.
  • We’re All Doomed…

    Nine months ago I reported on a survey finding that seemed to indicate that Americans were switching off their intelligence in large numbers. Alas, it appears as though the brain-eating virus has crossed the pond and is munching its way through good British brains. I despair. Interestingly, it appears as though even this story has evolved in the course of a single day. This morning, it started off by claiming that the over-55’s were "more likely to believe in evolution". Now it says that they are less likely to believe. The evidence is here.
     
    I shall watch the Horizon programme, referred to in this story, with some trepidation. Horizon, while still touted by the BBC as its "flagship science programme", has in recent years shown alarming signs of being taken over by programme-makers who wouldn’t know good science if it hit them in the face. There have been some really bad Horizon prgrammes in the past few years, to the extent where I seriously question whether the BBC knows what "flagship" means any more. I’ll report back.
  • Er, No Thanks, I’ll Pass…

    Much as I like Roller-Coasters, I don’t think I would care/dare to ride the one at Cedar Point.
     
    (hat tip to Neatorama)
  • Artificial Life

    Robert Silverberg (an SF author) reflects on the work of Philip K. Dick (another SF author, and visionary). It’s an excellent article showing how Dick’s dystopias are showing up in our current reality today. He refers to Vivienne, an artificial friend who lives in your mobile phone (and drains your money on a monthly basis). The company behind it, Artificial Life, have a number of such artificial lifeforms aimed at 15-30 year old males and females. Personally, I gave up playing with dolls a very long time ago.
     
    (hat tip to Boing Boing for the Silverberg link)
  • Not-So-Strange Bedfellows

    Why am I not surprised that the Bush administration has allied itself alongside Iran in preventing Gay and Lesbian people from having a voice in the UN?
  • European of the Year

    Ayaan Hirsi Ali has been selected as European of the Year for 2006. The only thing that slightly modifies my rapture at this news is the fact that the award comes from the Reader’s Digest. I remember that from the days of my childhood, and it struck me even then as being marshmallow reading. Still, glad to see that Hirsi Ali has been recognised for her activities.
  • Two Data Points From Nigeria

    Two Nigerian bloggers comment on the news that the Nigerian government is to ban same-sex marriage.
     
    First up is Trae, a young 22-year old Nigerian who spews forth with a depressing stream of homophobia and misogyny on his blog Trae Days.
     
    At the other end of the spectrum is Tout Noir’s post in Afro Homo, who vents his frustration at the hypocrisy of certain aspects of Nigerian society.
     
    (hat tip to Global Voices Online for the links)
  • Simulation – A Great Way To Learn

    Flight simulators are terrific tools for pilots learning how to fly. Pilots can be introduced to a whole range of flying conditions and dangerous circumstances in complete safety in order to prepare them for the real thing. Flight simulators represent the pinnacle of the simulation business. I hadn’t really thought about it before, but it’s clear that there’s a whole industry devoted to providing simulators for training doctors and nurses.
     
    Ladies and gentlemen, courtesy of Gizmodo, I give you the Digital Rectal Examination Simulator. While you’re at the web site of Kyotokagaku, you may care to check out the other goods on offer, e.g. the Prostate Examination Simulator (with its cunning rotating unit) or the Male Catheterization Simulator (my legs crossed involuntarily at this one).
     
    I’m particularly struck by the thoughtful touch of the company including a jar of vaseline with the rectal and prostate simulators, but I thought that they would have known that KY Jelly is much preferred.
  • Goodbye Monastery, Hello Hotel

    Maastricht is a city worth visiting. I see that there’s a new hotel opened there that might be also worth a visit (if we can afford it).