Reflections on life at “De Witte Wand”…

Year: 2007

  • Clap Your Hands

    So, this season’s finale of Doctor Who aired over the weekend. I found it strangely unsatisfying – more pyrotechnics than plot drama. And Russell T. Davies’ outrageous plot device – what you might call the Tinkerbell strategem, with the Doctor as Tinkerbell and Martha as Peter Pan – well, I confess I rolled my eyes in derision.
     
    Still, John Simm, as The Master, acquitted himself well; playing the role as a bizarre mixture of Pol Pot and pantomime dame. And I did like the throwaway reference to Captain Jack’s probable fate (even if he didn’t get much to do in this week’s episode).
     
    But all in all, this finale was not my highlight of this season’s offerings. For me, the episodes of Blink, and Human NatureThe Family of Blood, were definitely the high points, and possibly the best that there ever have been in the entire 40+ years of the show.
  • The Great Wen

    Craig Murray comments on recent events in London, and opens with a marvellous evocation of the Great Wen that is worthy of Michael Moorcock’s Mother London:
    LONDON
    An Italian banker, custodian of Vatican money and secrets, is found swinging under Blackfriars Bridge. Businessmen purchase seats in the national legislature simply for payments of cash. A Bulgarian dissident is killed with a tiny ricin pellet injected from an umbrella. A Brazilian electrician is executed by police on the London underground. The dismembered torso of a small African child floats down the Thames. The country’s most flamboyant businessman, a lawmaker, steals his workers’ pensions and leaves for a yacht cruise. Muslim lads from Yorkshire kill themselves and 67 people on public transport. Etonian mercenaries plan coups in Papua New Guinea, Sierra Leone and Equatorial Guinea before finding respectability and the jackpot in Iraq. A Russian defector is poisoned with polonium and dies a slow horrible death. Politicians and civil servants concoct a dossier of lies to provoke a war. A girl is arrested for reading out the names of the dead at the Cenotaph, and a man for carrying Vanity Fair outside Downing St. A small black child bleeds to death in a tenement stairwell. Gays die as a nail bomb rips through a pub. The IRA run a long, slow war of death and attrition. Every year, scores of people simply disappear. Homeless people curl up like bundles in neon-lit doorways.  
    Go and read the rest.
  • Google Maps

    Google has just added some improvements to its Google Maps application. And I have to say that I’m impressed. This web application is now very slick indeed, and far better than the Microsoft Streets and Trips application that I used to rely on for planning my trips. Don’t believe me? Then take a look at what Jeff Atwood found when he compared the two – and that was before the latest round of improvements to Google Maps.
  • Dominoes

    I had some respect for Wim Kok. But when I read this sort of thing, then I think I was mistaken.
    RNW: So the mistakes he made in relation to Iraq resulted from a strong belief that he was choosing the right way?
     
    "Absolutely. If you still remember his speech, his brilliant speech, in the British parliament on the eve before the British took action in Iraq, then you’ll remember that this was really a man who believed in every word he spoke with so much passion and conviction. I was very impressed by that. Although I had a somewhat different view, I was still impressed by what he did."
    Oh bloody hell. Why don’t people realise that passion and conviction does not make things true? Evidence makes things true. Kok, you’ve gone down in my estimation.   
  • Fun With Statistics

    Hans Rosling is very good at showing statistics about societies. And he’s got a rather stunning party trick. Watch this video – right to the end.
    (hat tip to TED Blog)
  • A Contest For Parents

    Martin and I aren’t qualified to enter, but Flea is holding a contest, over at One Good Thing, to find the most humiliating moment in parenting. Mind you, I think that the example she uses to set up the contest will be hard to beat.
  • Open The Can…

    … and what you might find inside are worms.
     
    There’s recently been a story in the UK press about a 16 year-old who has gone to the High Court to accuse her school of discriminating against Christians by banning the wearing of "purity rings". Now it starts to appear as though the backstory to this is even more interesting. See here and here. Whether this gets picked up in the mainstream media, of course, is another matter.
     
    Oh, and be sure to check out the greatest animated cartoon ever made. See the second link.
  • What Enigma?

    I see Paul Davies has an article in today’s Guardian about his theories of the Universe. I’ve mentioned him before, in less than flattering terms, and I see little in this article that makes me want to revise that opinion.
     
    He opens with a paragraph that states, in effect, the Anthropic Principle:
    Scientists are slowly waking up to an inconvenient truth – the universe looks suspiciously like a fix. The issue concerns the very laws of nature themselves. For 40 years, physicists and cosmologists have been quietly collecting examples of all too convenient "coincidences" and special features in the underlying laws of the universe that seem to be necessary in order for life, and hence conscious beings, to exist. Change any one of them and the consequences would be lethal. 
    Why is this an "inconvenient truth"? It simply is. So what? Davies seems to be wanting to have his cake and eat it in a number of ways in this article.
    1. He clearly doesn’t like the Multiverse theory (the idea that there exists possibly an infinite number of universes, each with the knobs twiddled differently to produce a different set of the laws of physics in each). And yet he comes up with the idea of a great "cosmic computer"(!) which is running the software programs that result in our physical laws. What seems to have totally escaped him, which leads me suspect that he knows little about computing theory, is that the whole point about computers is that they are, in effect, a universal Turing machine. In other words, the "great cosmic computer" can be running an infinite number of virtual operating systems, each of which is running its own programs that dictate their own laws. Hallo, we seem to be back with the idea of Multiverses again… 
    2. Davies states: "The root cause of all the difficulty can be traced to the fact that both religion and science appeal to some agency outside the universe to explain its lawlike order". Erm, while I accept that religion appeals to the supernatural by default, I beg to differ that science does. Davies seems to be rewriting the whole definition of the scientific method here in the cause of his pet theories. 
    3. And then there’s this odd coda at the end of his article: "If there is an ultimate meaning to existence, as I believe is the case, the answer is to be found within nature, not beyond it". Meaning? As I said the last time, I don’t need no steenking meaning, and I doubt whether the universe does either…
    I honestly wonder what on earth he is playing at. Is it simply further fund-raising for Beyond?  
  • Excuse Me?

    We’re currently well into the Gay Parade season, with reports, and photos up on Flickr, coming in thick and fast. I was rather taken by the Angry Professor’s tale of what happened when she took her four year-old along to the local gay parade. But then she mentioned a product of which I had not heard (I lead a sheltered life): Boy Butter. The web site is a revelation. Young people these days don’t know how lucky they are. We had to make do with vaseline when we were growing up.
     
    I was particularly struck by the comment of Eyal Feldman, owner of the company: "I am not only the president, I am also head of the research department". Oo-er, missus, as Frankie would have said.
  • Thirteen To Centaurus

    Simon Sellars, over at the Ballardian, has an entry on Thirteen To Centaurus, which is both the title of a short story by J.G. Ballard, and also of an adaption of the story shown on BBC in 1965 as part of its Out Of The Unknown series. The TV play has been captured on YouTube, and it’s fascinating to see it. As Simon suspects, the play would very likely have been broadcast live – back in 1965 most drama was.
     
    I’m not sure whether I ever saw Thirteen To Centaurus at the time; I don’t have a clear memory of it at all. What I do have a clear memory of, and which caused a frisson when I saw it again was the title sequence which introduced each play in the Out Of The Unknown series. I did see as many of the shows at the time that I could. I certainly remember Andover and the Android, The Machine Stops and The Little Black Bag (which I can clearly remember as being in colour, which means that I must have been at university at the time – we didn’t have a colour TV at home).
     
    I hope that some of these other plays will resurface again from the archives, I’d love to see them again.
  • This Is Fun?

    Charlie Brooker sums up why I never, ever, want to go to an open-air pop festival ever again in my life. Never, ever. Got that? Never.
  • Misrepresentation

    I suppose that I shouldn’t be surprised. After all, I saw it when the reviews starting coming in for Dawkins’ The God Delusion. By that, I mean the impression, on reading the reviews, that the reviewers either hadn’t actually read the book, or were seemingly incapable of understanding the words printed on the page in black and white.

    And now, with the publication of Christopher Hitchens’ God Is Not Great, I’m getting this very strong impression of deja vu.

    Here’s Richard Harries, a retired bishop of Oxford, and now a life peer, reviewing the book in The Guardian this weekend…

    Harries starts as he means to go on:

    First Dennett, then Dawkins and now Hitchens: and of these three recent diatribes against religion, Christopher Hitchens’s is the fiercest.

    My dictionary defines diatribe as "an invective discourse; a strain of harsh criticism or denunciation". Well, while I would concede that both Dawkins and Hitchens are both, shall we say, impassioned and florid in their discourse, I would never, in a million years, have associated the term diatribe to Dennett’s urbane and careful reasoning in Breaking The Spell. For Harries to suggest otherwise is my first yellow card, and leads me to wonder whether he has actually read the book in question. 

    He goes on to throw down a challenge: "But how is it that the majority of the world’s great philosophers, composers, scholars, artists and poets have been believers, often of a very devout kind? Hitchens avoids facing that question by three less-than-subtle sleights of hand."

    Just before we get on to examining the three less-than-subtle sleights of hand, I would simply like to observe that in the history of humankind, before scientific truths became established, being a believer was usually the default position. Often because it wasn’t prudent to be otherwise. And I might further add that Harries’ argument is simply a variation on the "nine billion flies can’t be wrong" argument. Just because people believe in something doesn’t necessarily make it true. Ask Prince Charles about the efficacy of homeopathy, for example. 

    Ok, so now back to Harries’ three points.

    First, he redefines in his own terms what it is to be Christian.

    Well, I don’t actually read in the Bishop’s review his own definition of what it is to be a Christian, so I don’t see a rebuttal here. Still, moving on. Harries states:

    The faith of Dietrich Bonhoeffer – a passionate follower of Jesus if there ever was one, who met execution for his part in the plot to assassinate Hitler with the words that for him death was a beginning – is described by Hitchens as "an admirable but nebulous humanism".  

    This is selective quoting. What Hitchens actually says is:

    Religion spoke its last intelligible or noble or inspiring words a long time ago: either that or it mutated into an admirable but nebulous humanism, as did, say, Dietrich Bonhoeffer, a brave Lutheran pastor hanged by the Nazis for his refusal to collude with them. 

    So Hitchens is not implying that Bonhoeffer was a humanist, as Harries would appear to want us to believe, but that Bonhoeffer’s stance, while being that of a "brave Lutheran pastor" was similar to that of a humanist.

    Moving on swiftly to Martin Luther King, Harries then states:

    Martin Luther King, whom he greatly admires, is assessed primarily on the grounds that his religious rhetoric was a tool required to galvanise the Bible-reading South against racism.  

    Well, actually, I think Hitchens is saying more than that. It is true that he does not feel that King was a Christian, but not in the sense that Harries would want us to conclude. For example:

    Christian reformism arose originally from the ability of its advocates to contrast the Old Testament with the New. The cobbled-together ancient Jewish books had an ill-tempered and implacable and bloody and provincial god, who was probably more frightening when he was in a good mood (the classic attribute of the dictator). Whereas the cobbled-together books of the last two thousand years contained handholds for the hopeful, and references to meekness, forgiveness, lambs and sheep, and so forth. This distinction is more apparent than real, since it is only in the reported observations of Jesus that we find any mention of hell and eternal punishment. The god of Moses would brusquely call for other tribes, including his favourite one, to suffer massacre and plague and even extirpation, but when the grave closed over his victims he was essentially finished with them unless he remembered to curse their succeeding progeny. Not until the advent of the Prince of Peace do we hear of the ghastly idea of further punishing and torturing the dead. … At no point did Dr. King – who was once photographed in a bookstore waiting calmly for a physician while the knife of a maniac was sticking straight out of his chest – even hint that those who injured and reviled him were to be threatened with any revenge or punishment, in this world or the next, save the consequences of their own brute selfishness ad stupidity. And he even phrased that appeal more courteously than, in my humble opinion, its targets deserved. In no real as opposed to nominal sense, was he then a Christian. 

    Here is the challenge thrown down by Hitchens, and what does Harries do? He totally ignores it. This would have been the opportunity for Harries to make his rebuttal, and to give us his definition of a Christian. But he is strangely silent. Back to Harries:

    Second, Hitchens dismisses most of the great intellectual believers of the past on the grounds that their cosmology was outdated. 

    I think Harries must have been reading a different version of Hitchens book to the one that I have. I did not find that Hitchens dismissed anyone on the grounds that their "cosmology was outdated", but on examples of their cruelty, ignorance and bigotry, usually based on some holy writ or other. Hitchens does not dismiss people who display rationalist thinking, e.g. Socrates. 

    Third, he refuses to consider any modern writing that queries his relentless onslaught. Take just one example, his fifth-form argument that religion is the cause of war. 

    Hallo, we’re in that parallel universe again. Hitchens does recognise that dogmatism is the problem, and that societies such as Stalin’s Russia and North Korea seek to replace traditional religion with a religion of the state. The substrate may be different, but the effect is much the same.

    Harries states: "Religion is rooted in our capacity to recognise and appreciate value; in our search for truth; in our recognition that some things are good in themselves". If he had used the word "reason" in place of "religion", then I would have agreed with him, but as his statement stands, I personally find it seriously wanting.

    And then comes:

    He seems to think that religion is the root of all evil. It isn’t. The problem lies with us, especially when we are organised in groups with a dominant ideology, whether secular or religious. His misdiagnosis is not just a baleful intellectual error, it has very serious consequences in the modern world, where religion is now such a major player. 

    It seems that Harries believes in some sense that religion is separate from us. I suppose the nature of his job would mean that he has to believe this, instead of the view of Hitchens (and myself) that gods and religion are self-evidently man-made. The fact that religion is still, as both Hitchens and I would concede, a major player in the modern world is not a cause for celebration, but continuing evidence that our brains are still running the original release of their operating system: homo sapiens 1.0, which has been with us from our prehistory.

    Harries’ conclusion is breathtaking in its naivety:

    Hitchens has written a book that is seriously harmful, not because of his attack on religion, some of it deserved, but because he will divert people away from the real problem: which is we human beings, both religious and irreligious.

    Hitchens’ whole point is that religion is something that is of human origin, it does not stand outside of humanity, despite the wish of Harries and those like him. Hitchens ends his book with a clarion call:

    Above all, we are in need of a renewed Enlightenment, which will base itself on the proposition that the proper study of mankind is man, and woman. … However, only the most naive utopian can believe that this new humane civilization will develop, like some dream of "progress" in a straight line. We first have to transcend our prehistory, and escape the gnarled hands which reach out to drag us back to the catacombs and the reeking altars and the guilty pleasures of subjection and abjection. "Know yourself", said the Greeks, gently suggesting the consolations of philosophy. To clear the mind for this project, it has become necessary to know the enemy, and to prepare to fight it.

    Amen to that.

  • Your Signature

    Your signature is more powerful than you think – an award-winning advert for Amnesty International
     
     
     
    (hat tip to Houtlust)
  • Clever Micah

    PZ Myers draws our attention to Micah, a dog who is either a mathematical genius or whose owners are deluding themselves. My money is on the latter. As PZ says, they’ve clearly never heard of Clever Hans.
     
    No, wait! This is obviously clear evidence of reincarnation… Hans has been reborn as Micah! How could we have been so blind?
  • God Hates The World

    A cheery little ditty from those wonderful folks at the Westboro Baptist Church. The von Trapp family, they ain’t. Delusion in action, and a clear demonstration of the "enclave" theory of Mary Douglas. The saddest thing is the short solo from a little girl right at the end of this. It breaks the heart.
     
     
    Oh, apparently our Shirley has an illegitimate child. Funny how that’s OK for her, but would be a one way trip to Hell for anyone else.
  • Out Of The Dark

    On the eve of the 40th anniversary since the UK decriminalised homosexuality, there a good article in today’s Observer about the times as they were then, and how, step by small step, things have changed. Worth reading.
  • Take My Advice…

    …If you love someone, don’t think twice.
     
    Well, I’ve just seen Neil Jordan’s Breakfast on Pluto and I am here to tell you that if you haven’t seen it, get thee to a cinema or a DVD shop and rectify that fact immediately. Yes, it may be that the time evoked in the film fits perfectly with my growing up, but… what a terrific, terrific film. Just see it.
     
    I laughed, I cried, I sobbed uncontrollably. Thank gawd for robins – though the scientist in me whispers that they should have been bluetits… Still; thank you Neil for the emotions, and thanks to such a terrific cast to bring the story to life.
  • The Passage Of Time

    We had a reminder of the passage of time last night. Martin was teaching a guest lesson at a local ballet school. He decided to use his choreography based on Madonna’s Vogue for the class. To his consternation, none of the class had ever seen the original video with the voguing style of dancing. One of the girls explained that she would have been four when it first appeared. To us, it seems like only yesterday, but it’s already 17 years ago… Ah well, it’s still a classic, both in the original, and in the version performed at the MTV music awards.
     
     
     
     
  • Variations On A Theme

    After 305, here’s another variation on the theme of 300. This is the closest I’m going to get to seeing the actual film.
     
     
    (hat tip to Pandagon). Ah, the Weather Girls! I have fond memories of seeing and hearing them live at the Gay Games in Amsterdam back in 1998…