Reflections on life at “De Witte Wand”…

Year: 2008

  • The Apprentice

    I’ve mentioned before how much I love to hate The Apprentice. Last night’s episode was a cracker. Two of the contestants had not a clue as to what the term Kosher actually means – and one of them describes himself as "a good Jewish boy". I swear, you couldn’t make it up. The peak was reached in this exchange between Nick and Margaret (as reported by the great Nancy Banks-Smith):
    "I’m a Catholic," whispered Nick to Margaret. "You’re a Protestant. We know what kosher is and Michael doesn’t! He did classics at Edinburgh." "Edinburgh," said Margaret sadly, "isn’t what it was."  
    Amen, Margaret, Amen.
  • Penguins?

    Dear lord, but I do hate meeja people who have not two brain cells to rub together. Francis Sedgemore points us to this idiotic puffery about some upper-class twitess. Excuse me, penguins in the Artic? Clearly the makers of this shite are from some other planet from the rest of us.
  • The Kept Woman

    I’ve just finished John Rechy’s autobiography About My Life and the Kept Woman, and can thoroughly recommend it. Although, perhaps "autobiography" is too fixed a term. The frontispiece bears the warning: This is not what happened; it is what is remembered. Its sequence is the sequence of recollection. And indeed, the book feels as though the reader is inhabiting the author’s dream; for the most part solid, but now and then turning into myth.

    The "kept woman" refers to Marisa Guzman, mistress of Augusto de Leon. A person whom the 12-year old Rechy saw, almost as an apparition, at his sister’s wedding, and whose image and mannerisms he never forgot. Again and again the memory of his meeting her and watching her smoke her cigarette recurs as a leitmotif throughout his subsequent life. The same moment also transfixes and shapes a girl, Alicia Gonzales, whose story unfolds as a counterpoint, told as gossip by Rechy’s beloved sister, to his own. The climax, when the two meet as adults in a San Francisco restaurant, is again dreamlike and ultimately disastrous for one of them.

    I loved it.

  • Science Programmes

    I see that Charles Darwin is adapting remarkably well to modern life. He has discovered the modern phenomenon of television, but is dismayed to discover that there is a dearth of good programming devoted to the subject of science. I quite agree. I fear that the process of dumbing-down proceeds apace.
  • Switch Off The Autopilot

    In today’s Guardian, Charlie Brooker has an existential column. With a more serious undertow than many of his overtly humorous columns, it’s equally worth your time to read it.
  • Center For Inquiry Conference

    Yesterday, I had a day out. I travelled to Utrecht to attend a conference, which was held to inaugurate the opening of the Center For Inquiry Low Countries. The CFI is a sort of secular humanist think-tank. Its mission statement is to "promote and defend reason, science, and freedom of inquiry in all areas of human endeavor". To that end, it sponsors research in three main areas:

    • Paranormal and Fringe Science claims
    • Religion, Ethics and Society
    • Medicine and Health

    Frankly, I’d not heard of this organisation before. The only reason I had heard about the conference was via the philosopher Stephen Law’s blog, from which I learned that he was going to speak at the conference. Since I find Law a terrific writer on philosophy (his book, The Philosophy Gym is very good), I thought I would attend the event.

    Chaired by Rob Tielman, emeritus professor of sociology at Utrecht University, the conference kicked off with a presentation by Paul Kurtz on "Planetary Ethics". Kurtz is both professor emeritus of philosophy at the State University of New York at Buffalo and the chair of the Center for Inquiry. I’m sure that the content of his talk was probably familiar to many of those in the room, but for me, it was the first time I had come across the word eupraxsophy. It summarises the secular humanist approach to life, one with which I find myself aligned with.

    A side note: I was struck by the fact that of the 100 or so people in the room, a good proportion of them were my age or older. True, there were some young people, but they were in the minority. The old folks also seemed to be those who had been active in organised humanism for a long time. Me, I’m with Groucho Marx; I don’t want to belong to any club that would accept people like me as a member. Organised humanism smacks to me of ersatz religion, something that I approach with extreme caution. But, back to the conference…

    Following Kurtz was Azar Majedi, with a passionate speech about the need to combat both the "War on Terror" and what she terms "Political Islam". She sees that the War on Terror and Political Islam are both feeding each other, increasing the power and influence of both, and calls for a "third way" to cut the Gordian knot. At a personal level, that third way can take the form of speaking out against both TWOT and PI; e.g. refusing to demonise Muslims (something which I note is depressingly on the rise here in the Netherlands) and supporting women’s rights.

    Historian David Nash gave an overview of the history of the concept of Christian Blasphemy from the Middle Ages onwards. He made the interesting point that Blasphemy started out as almost a "public nuisance" crime, a way for the community to police anti-social behaviour; but then by the 18th century it evolved into a way for the state to pursue political dissidents. Nowadays, the state is extremely reluctant to pursue prosecutions for blasphemy, but it remains an avenue for the individual. He also made the point that, as a result of the Gay News trial in 1977/8, the law actually reverted to a form that existed before reforms in 1884. Thank you, Mary Whitehouse, you interfering old trout. As Nash said, maintaining the law on blasphemy will continue to wage war on artistic expression, wit and irony.

    Following on from this point, the conference also marked an opportunity to have the formal opening of the Virtual Museum for Offensive Art. Joep Schrijvers was involved in the setting up of the Museum, and he introduced us to it. He also made the point that, in the chain of artistic production, (from the idea of the artist, through production of the work, publication/exhibition, and finally review/reaction to the work), he is seeing evidence that censorship is moving up the chain. We’ve had examples in the Netherlands of censorship at the point of exhibition (the Gemeente Museum in The Hague refusing to display work by the Iranian artist Sooreh Hera, for fear it would "offend certain groups"), but Schrijvers also mentioned censorship at the point of production.

    Stephen Law opened the afternoon sessions with a couple of points drawn from his book: The War For Children’s Minds. First, he distinguished between the Liberal and Authoritarian approaches to moral authority. Secondly, he highlighted the myth, so prevalent in Authoritarian pronouncements that Liberals are moral relativists. He, by the way, would classify himself as a Liberal, who dismisses the "politically correct baloney" of moral relativism.

    Herman Philipse, Research Professor in Philosophy, Utrecht University, chose as his topic the question of whether there was a war between science and Christian theology. The elegantly-suited professor gave a clear discourse on the topic in a patrician manner (and I do mean this in a complementary way). His conclusion? The "warfare" view is correct at the epistemological level. That is, "gods" are spiritual powers, incarnated or not, which cannot be discovered by biological research. The (alleged) sources of religious knowledge therefore have to rely on methods of communication such as receiving revelations, dreams or prayer-tests (1 Kings 18). Science and scholarship have thus far revealed these sources to be illusory.

    Floris van den Berg outlined a proposal for a moral secularism in the form of a thought experiment. It seemed to me to be simply illustrations of "putting yourself in another person’s shoes" and applying the Golden Rule to the result, but perhaps I was missing something. Clearly, I would not like to wake up one day and find myself as a gay man in Saudi Arabia, ditto for waking up as a woman. And as for a lesbian, with a physical or mental disability in that or a similar country, well, yes, it would not be good. But then, many years ago, I read Charles Beaumont’s The Crooked Man, so this thought experiment did not perhaps have the power for me that it would for others…

    Austin Dacey, author of The Secular Conscience, gave a thought-provoking talk on how the common secular viewpoint that "religion should be a private and personal matter" is not only unsustainable, but wrong. He argues that "divisiveness" is not unique to religion, and therefore not sufficient to ban religion from the public square. Neither, in his view, are the subjective experiences of religion a sufficient reason for a ban. Surely, he argued, the principle of "freedom of religion" must allow believers to speak their conscience. It’s a good point; but as he pointed out, religion should not also get a "free pass" to the public square – blasphemy laws and similar special protections must also be done away with. I see that Steven Poole has compared Dacey to a cross between John Stuart Mill and Melanie Phillips. Likening someone to Mad Mel is not an enviable comparison… Personally, I found him to be a cross between Evan Davis and Pim Fortuyn (in looks, not in views, I should stress; although perhaps Steven Poole hints otherwise). And I did find his talk to be excellent.

    Norm Allen spoke of his work with secularist groups in Africa. It was interesting, and there are obviously huge cultural issues involved, but I’m afraid that I kept on having flashes of how similar his talk was to one that would be told by a missionary retelling his stories of the folks that he had met on his mission to bring the word of God to the poor people in Africa. Except in this case, of course, it was told through the prism of the Enlightenment. The basis may have been different, but the cadences and the styles were eerily similar…

    Then came an extra speaker, not included on the original programme. This turned out to be none other than Ibn Warraq. He used his time to look at the reactions to recent events at the United Nations, where the whole concept of Freedom of Expression has just been turned on its head. He read out Roy Brown’s comment on the amendment to a UN resolution of Freedom of Expression, and the reaction of other groups (including Islamic NGOs also expressing their dismay).  As I noted at the time, the UN has just signed the death warrant to Human Rights. Ibn Warraq, it would seem, agrees.

    Alas, I had to leave before the final panel session, in order to catch my train back to the depths of the Achterhoek. However, I really enjoyed the day. There were some good speakers, and interesting topics to think about.

  • Spitting Phibbs

    I’ve no idea who this Harry Phibbs character is (other than apparently he’s a journalist and a Conservative Counciller – say no more), but he clearly has had a sense of humour bypass. Spitting Image was not funny? Dunno what parallel universe you hail from Harry, but from where I come from it was one of the brighter rays in the dark days of Thatcher and Reagan. It helped keep some of us sane. If you didn’t laugh, you would have cried at what was being done to society.
  • A Bunch With No Pick

    BBC’s latest series of The Apprentice is now down to 10 candidates. Anna Pickard, in the Guardian, gives us the run down on their chances. Frankly, not one of them strikes me as anyone that a) I would like to have as a boss and b) would trust to be a business leader. Surallun has his work cut out. Terrific entertainment, though. I watch each episode through my fingers covering my face while groaning at the idiocy/mendacity on screen.
  • Boris The Clown

    Londoners go to the polls today to choose their next mayor. While Ken Livingstone is up for re-election, his main rival for the post is Boris Johnson. Astoundingly, Johnson may well win, according to the polls. This, in my opinion, will be the equivalent of having a lunatic running the asylum. Just how bad it will be can be seen in this hatchet job on Johnson written by Zoe Williams in today’s Guardian. As the title says, be afraid, be very afraid.
  • Does The Button Do Anything?

    It’s a deep question. And I agree with Le Canard Noir – I miss paternosters.
  • Dr. Cox Rocks

    Physicist Brian Cox talks about his passion – physics – and the Large Hadron Collider in this engaging and informative talk at the recent TED conference. He still strikes me as a young whippersnapper, though; fresh out of school and still wet behind the ears. But I’m only jealous.
     
  • The Fall

    Leafing through the Arts section of today’s newspaper, my eye was caught by the rather arresting Daliesque image in the poster for the film The Fall. The film opens here in The Netherlands this week. The review in the newspaper was positive and intriguing. Looking at the IMDb entry for the film, I see that it was actually made in 2006, so it’s taken some time to find distribution. I suspect that it has much to do with the mismatch between the uniqueness of the director’s vision and the grubby horizons of the suits who run Hollywood. User comments in the IMDb entry are also overwhelmingly positive. The clincher for me is the comment that: "If you liked Cinema Paradiso and the Princess Bride then you will also love this film". Say no more, I want to see this film. The trailer, which can be viewed on the film’s web site, only increases my desire.
     
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  • The Causes of War: Women or Pigs

    Jared Diamond has a story about Daniel Wemp, an employee of ChevronTexaco and avenger of his Uncle Soll, who was killed in a battle with a rival clan. Extraordinary. Go and read it.
  • Conversations With Cabbies

    Nigel Warburton, who blogs as the Virtual Philosopher, had a rather eyebrow-raising conversation with his taxi-driver last week. Bob, in the comments, points us to this video of Stewart Lee talking about a similar experience with another taxi-driver.
     
     
  • Tribute To Jim Gray

    Jim Gray was an outstanding and influential computer scientist. He made major contributions in the field of database design. He vanished without a trace while on a short solo sailing trip on January 28 2007. I see from Pat Helland’s blog that there is to be a tribute to Jim on May 31st at UC Berkeley. He is missed.
  • An Eminent Blogger

    I see that Charles Darwin has become a blogger. Welcome to the Blogosphere, Charles!
  • Honour Killing

    The phrase Honour Killing seems to me to be a perfect example of the societal form of Unspeak, since what it usually means is the murder of women by their husbands or fathers. The Observer reports today that
    Last year 133 women were killed in Basra – 47 of them for so-called ‘honour killings’, according to the Basra Security Committee. Out of those 47 cases there have been only three convictions for murder. Since January this year, 36 women have been killed.
    The statistics are numbing, and mask the fact that each murder victim was an individual, with hopes and fears like all of us. The Observer’s report looks at one case, the story of 17 year old Rand Abdel-Qader. "She was stamped on, suffocated and stabbed by her father. Several brutal knife wounds punctured her slender, bruised body – from her face to her feet. He had done it, he proclaimed to the neighbours who soon gathered round, to ‘cleanse his honour’." He has not been prosecuted for her murder, because it was an "honour killing". Words fail me.   
     
  • IPTC Photo Metadata 2008

    Since 1994, the International Press Telecommunications Council (IPTC) have published a standard for the metadata to be used in photos. They’ve just released a public review document – IPTC Photo Metadata 2008 – for the draft specification of IPTC Core version 1.1.
     
    If, like me, you have an interest in using metadata to keep track of your photos, then the IPTC metadata standard is a cross-industry effort that is worth adopting. The authors are inviting comments on the review document to be sent to them at the IPTC Photo Metadata group at Yahoo.
  • Wash Those Brains

    Matt Taibbi has a riveting article about the techniques used by the pastors of the Cornerstone Church. It makes terrifying reading.
    By the end of the weekend I realized how quaint was the mere suggestion that Christians of this type should learn to “be rational” or “set aside your religion” about such things as the Iraq War or other policy matters. Once you’ve made a journey like this — once you’ve gone this far — you are beyond suggestible. It’s not merely the informational indoctrination, the constant belittling of homosexuals and atheists and Muslims and pacifists, etc., that’s the issue. It’s that once you’ve gotten to this place, you’ve left behind the mental process that a person would need to form an independent opinion about such things. You make this journey precisely to experience the ecstasy of beating to the same big gristly heart with a roomful of like-minded folks. Once you reach that place with them, you’re thinking with muscles, not neurons.
    Of course, the same techniques work for any flavour of religious or political dogma, this is not simply true for Christians alone. It is a great pity that we, as a species, are so susceptible to these techniques designed to extinguish critical thinking. As George Carlin has said: Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that””.
    (hat tip to Dangerous Intersections for the link)
    Addendum July 2017: …and, wouldn’t you know it, Mr. Taibbi turns out to be a despicable human being himself.
  • Fences

    J. Carter Wood, over at Obscene Desserts, has an excellent post on the mental fences that we, or more usually, persons with power (real or imagined), attempt to erect around our mental processes. Definitely worth reading. Some fences are not only false, but actively harmful.