Reflections on life at “De Witte Wand”…

Year: 2008

  • The Opening Ceremony

    So I watched the opening ceremony of the Beijing Olympics on BBC HD. All very spectacular, although the combination of little girls and goose-stepping military men carrying a national flag always fills me with unease. But, why oh why do we have to put up with the inane commentary from the BBC team? I kept wishing there was a button to switch off the commentary track and just let me watch Zhang Yimou’s visuals and listen to the music.
     
    Huw Edwards, a word of advice: just shut the fuck up!
  • Re-Joyce

    Dear me, talk about a blast from the past – it appears as though Joyce McKinney is still making the sort of news that is perfect for the annual Silly Season.
  • Whatever Happened To…

    … decent programmes about food and cooking on the telly? In the last few years, the quality has gone down the toilet, as expertise, simply presented, has been replaced by the flash-bang-wallop of meeja-studies graduates’ crap. As the latest example, I see that the Hairy Bikers are returning with a new series cunningly entitled Hairy Bakers. Oh gawd. While there may be the whiff of sour grapes about it, Dan Lepard’s piece pretty much nails the horror that the Hairy Bakers will surely be.
     
    I think I’ll just crack open another cookery book and go exploring culinary delights that way.
     
    By the way, anybody know where I can track down a source of crystallised violets in the Netherlands? I’ve got this wonderful recipe for an Edwardian trifle from Nigel Slater, and he says that they are absolutely essential as the topping… I’d make my own, but I’m fresh out of violets, and I also can’t get gum arabic from anywhere around here either. 
  • Hell Has Frozen Over

    Courtesy of Anticant’s Arena, here’s the extremely inventive answer given by a student to a question on a chemistry exam: Is Hell exothermic or endothermic?
  • Trolls ‘R Us

    A very sobering story about the amplifier that is the Internet: when trolls run wild. When I read John Brunner’s fiction many years ago (The Sheep Look Up, Stand On Zanzibar, The Shockwave Rider), I felt a frisson of horror; aghast that anyone could think that society could ever be like this.
     
    Hello, welcome to the real world of 2008. It’s going to get much worse. There are over 6.6 billion of us and we have the technology to make it so. 
  • Amsterdam Canal Parade 2008

    Last Saturday, I travelled to Amsterdam to watch the annual Canal Parade. This year was the biggest-ever event, with over 80 boats taking part. It’s reckoned that there were over 400,000 onlookers, including yours truly.

    I was fortunate enough to get a good spot on the balcony of Cafe Werck, thanks to Nancy and Piet-Jan of Shell’s Pink Pearl LGBT network. From here, sandwiched between the Anne Frank House and the Westerkerk, I got rather carried away and took (as I later totted up) 2,149 photos of the event. After a few days, I’ve now whittled these down to a mere 496 photos of the parade itself, 26 photos of the Shell boat, and 76 photos of onlookers, passersby and sundry characters.

    This was a good parade. First because there were more boats than ever before, but also because of the message sent by politicians such as the Mayor of Amsterdam, Job Cohen, and the Minister of Education and Culture, Ronald Plasterk, by their participation in the parade.

    The Mayor of Amsterdam, Job Cohen:

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    The Minister of Education and Culture, Ronald Plasterk:

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    The full set of photos of the parade that I took can be found here; the photos of Shell’s Pink Pearl boat can be found here, and a variety of photos of onlookers, passersby, and characters hanging around the parade can be found here. Lastly, I draw your attention to the HIVOS boat, with its sombre message that not everybody is free to celebrate. Never a truer word was spoken.

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  • Shades of Dr. Johnson

    There’s been quite a lot of mention of the Jetpack story in today’s news and blogs. I must admit, having seen the video of it, I am distinctly underwhelmed, and feel myself turning into Dr. Johnson. Mind you, I think the best comment was made over at the TED blog:
    "If I wanted to wear a black suit while two guys carried me six feet off the ground, I would have a Bar Mitzvah."  
     
  • Hitman Misses

    I don’t know whether to laugh or cry. Perhaps I’ll just shake my head at the stupidity of humans.
  • Sonic Hedgehog?

    I love the irony of biologists. So much more satisfying than the crap that passes as Intelligent Design.
  • Do No Evil?

    Hmm, I wonder. I had expected more from Google, but perhaps I should not be surprised.
  • Take Aim, Fire…

    Yes, I know it’s a bit like shooting fish in a barrel, but I couldn’t help but cheer the Cranky Product Manager on as she pours withering scorn over this poor sap
  • Two Talks From Ted

    There’s an interesting juxtaposition in two talks that have just gone up on the TED web site. The first is Louise Leakey talking about her work as an archeologist, and pointing out how we as a species are connected with the other great apes, and with other ancestral hominid species. The second is by the author Chris Abani who talks about how we are connected with each other in our shared humanity. Both are worth watching. Abani’s in particular, for using anecdote to show both the best and the worst of ourselves.
  • The Right to be Listened To

    Gia Milinovich has a thought-provoking post about the fact that "everyone thinks that they have a right to be listened to". In her view, not everyone has that right. I think she’s correct, and her arguments are persuasive. Well, they’ve persuaded me, at any rate.
  • 21st Century Pétomane

    A rather nicely written piece in today’s Guardian about Mr. Methane, who is clearly the 21st century’s answer to Le Pétomane. I’m almost tempted to want to experience one of his performances. He sounds very droll (and that, for all you Dutch-speakers, is a genuine multi-lingual pun).
  • Multi-lingual Puns

    Most excellent news about Karadzic. Today’s Volkskrant has a rather brilliant wordplay comment on the event in its daily "Gorilla" cartoon:
    Een baard!
    Een baard!
    Mijn koninkrijk
    voor een baard!
    Which literally translates as: "A beard! A beard! My kingdom for a beard!" In Dutch, the word for horse is paard, hence the pun.
     
  • Losing Hope

    "I fear the winter and hope for nothing". That was the core of a most eloquent letter from a UK citizen in yesterday’s Guardian. He was bearing witness to the poverty trap that is growing in UK society and likely to catch many more in its jaws. As someone writes in today’s Guardian: that letter should be pinned to every single sinew connected to the Labour party. It has deserted these people and it is an absolute disgrace.
     
    Update: And here you can read the uncomprehending responses from lifeforms that inhabit the "Atari community". Sigh. There, but for the grace of whatever, go I…  
  • Miracles of Life

    In June, I mentioned that I had just finished John Rechy’s autobiography About My Life and the Kept Woman. Now, I’ve finished J. G. Ballard’s autobiography Miracles of Life. They are polar opposites in the style of writing, but I loved them both. Rechy’s writing often verges on being prose poetry, while Ballard’s seems almost dry and matter-of-fact in comparison. And yet, Ballard has this knack of writing apparently very simple direct prose that nonetheless gets to the heart of the matter.

    It’s clear that his youth in Shanghai shaped both the man and the writer. The themes of many of his stories – the drained swimming pools, deserted streets, atrocity as entertainment – have their roots in what he observed as a boy. In later life, the work that he did, first as a medical student, and then as a writer, enabled him to deal with the impact of both his childhood and adult experience of the world.

    My years in the dissection room were important because they taught me that though death was the end, the human imagination and the human spirit could triumph over our own dissolution. In many ways my entire fiction is the dissection of a deep pathology that I had witnessed in Shanghai and later in the post-war world, from the threat of nuclear war to the assassination of President Kennedy, from the death of my wife to the violence that underpinned the entertainment culture of the last decades of the century. Or it may be that my two years in the dissecting room were an unconscious way of keeping Shanghai alive by other means.

    As Sam Leith wrote in his review of Miracles of Life:

    If Ballard sometimes reads like Mapp and Lucia on a day-trip to Belsen – reader, there is a good reason.

    Despite the dystopian majority of his fiction, Ballard comes across in his autobiography as a genuinely nice man, who dotes on his children (they are the "miracles of life" of the book’s title). And I don’t think that this is a case of an author presenting himself in a favourable light, this seems to be the measure of the man. The book closes with a two-page chapter in which he explains that this will be his last work. He has advanced prostate cancer.

  • HDR Photos

    I’ve noticed up on Flickr that a number of people are producing what are known as HDR photos. HDR stands for High Dynamic Range. I thought I’d give this a whirl, since my camera is capable of AEB (Automatic Exposure Bracketing), the ability to take three shots in quick succession with different exposures. Those individual shots are then recombined into one using HDR software to produce the finished image. I’m using Photomatix to do this. If you’re interested, here’s an excellent tutorial on the process that explains the background and the steps very well indeed.
     
    Clearly, there’s as much art as science in producing good results, and I’m just a beginner at this. Nonetheless, to give you an idea, here’s two versions of the same scene, first the original as shot by my camera using optimum exposure, and then an HDR version using three shots combined into one.
     
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    Notice how the HDR version reveals more detail, particularly in the clouds? I think I’m going to be doing more of this…
  • A Hit, A Palpable Hit

    So there I was, meandering around the blogs today as is my wont, and I come across Charles Darwin raising a well-deserved eyebrow at the news that the UK government has embarked on a solicitation exercise to empower society to have its say about science. I know, I know, it freezes the braincells even to imagine the trainwreck that will inevitably ensue. However, be that as it may, I was most taken by the comment from Henry Gee on this news. To my mind, he has gone straight to the heart of the matter. And as a result, I have now discovered Mr. Gee’s most excellent blog, which I shall endeavour to read forthwith.