Year: 2009
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Religious Discrimination?
I don’t know whether to laugh or cry about this. The thought that there could be 500,000 equally credulous souls walking around gives one pause. I am, however, reassured to learn that Tesco has stated that "Jedis are very welcome to shop in our stores although we would ask them to remove their hoods." -
A New Definition of the Word “Safer”
Jerry Coyne, over at Evolution is True, shares a heartwarming tale of a botfly larva that took up residence in a woman’s head (complete with video). She had it removed, but he says that it is much safer to let it come out on its own. This is obviously a new definition of the word "safer"… I don’t think I would feel comfortable about knowingly carrying a maggot munching away inside my skull, letting it grow until it felt the impulse to burrow out in its own good time… -
The Art Of Penguin Science Fiction
The Art Of Penguin Science Fiction is a terrific web site compiled by James Pardey. The opening page is a collage of a selection of the covers of science fiction books published by Penguin over the years. The web site can be explored by clicking on any of the book covers, or by navigating via themes or the index. Any way that you take, it’s a fascinating insight into the subject.
For me, it’s a trip down memory lane. What struck me about the opening collage was how many of the images (42!) I instantly remembered from the years of 1963 through to 1977. It was the time that combined my then voracious appetite for SF with distinctive covers by artists such as Alan Aldridge and David Pelham.
(hat tip to Nicholas Whyte for the link)
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Preparing A Homeopathic Remedy
Crispian Jago demonstrates how to prepare a homeopathic remedy by, literally, taking the piss out of it. Case proved, I would say. -
Dirtying The Reputation Of Islam
Another depressing report in today’s Observer on how Islamists are targeting, attacking, and in some cases, killing Iraqi gays. They seek out their victims via gay chatrooms on the Internet. In the words of one of the attackers, Abu Hamizi:"It is the easiest way to find those people who are destroying Islam and who want to dirty the reputation we took centuries to build up."As the report says, when he finds them, Hamizi arranges for them to be attacked and sometimes killed. It seems to me that Hamizi is doing a sterling job of dirtying Islam’s reputation all by himself. He presumably thinks Muhammad would be proud. Any decent human being would be appalled. -
Predicting the Prediction
While I said that I hadn’t a clue as to how Derren Brown pulled off his "predicting the Lottery" stunt the other day, I’m coming round to the view that it relied on some sort of split screen illusion; like this:Mind you, even if it was done this way, odds are that Derren Brown won’t tell it out straight. After all, he’s got an hour long show to fill tonight…Update: I haven’t seen the show in which he "explained" how the trick was done, but apparently he claimed that it was by using a group of volunteers to do automatic writing of lottery numbers and then averaging the results to come up with the prediction.Yeah, right – and if you believe that you’ll believe anything. Depressingly enough, going by the comments on the internet, many people do… -
Turing Gets His Apology
Well, I must admit that, when I wrote about the petition for an official apology, I thought that the chances of success were small, but Gordon Brown has indeed apologised, on behalf of the UK government, to Alan Turing for inhumane treatment. Here is the full text.Interestingly, the Guardian writes that Turing "has no known surviving family". That apparently, is not true. John Graham-Cumming (the originator of the petition) has been contacted by direct descendants of Turing’s elder brother. -
Predicting The Lottery
Derren Brown pulled off a good stunt last night when he apparently predicted all six numbers of the UK Lottery draw. Of course, it’s a trick – he didn’t reveal the winning numbers until after the numbers had been drawn – but he does it very well.There are all sorts of theories being floated over at The Guardian, but I haven’t a clue how he did it. I just know that he didn’t predict the draw – he’s an illusionist.The most worrying thing was that when I read the Guardian page, Google Ads were exhorting me to buy an automated endoscope reprocessor… -
Just Another Day At The Office
Over at Obscene Desserts, John has posted a link to a video from NASA that shows the crew of the Space Shuttle going about their work. It is simultaneously both humdrum boring home movie and totally amazing. Watch it and feel the wonder… -
One Small Step For A Man
But alas, no sign yet of a giant leap for Mankind. The good news is that Sayed Pervez Kambaksh is free and has been smuggled out of Afghanistan. The bad news is that he is unlikely to ever see the rest of his family again, and those that wish him dead are still in positions of power in his home country:Hardline Islamists, including a number of political figures close to the government of President Karzai, have repeatedly called for Mr Kambaksh’s execution and were fiercely critical when an appeal court reduced the original death sentence to 20 years’ imprisonment. One senior diplomatic source said: "The danger is very real and we are well aware that there will be a reaction when it becomes clear that Pervez had gone. It was imperative he was safely out of the way before attempts could be made to block that." -
What’s Wrong With Adobe?
I’ll be honest: I’ve never felt comfortable using Adobe software. Too many of their products strike me as being poorly designed and/or buggy. For example, I stopped using PhotoShop Elements after later versions got even worse than earlier versions, which were bad enough.
But recently, I found myself trying another of Adobe’s ideas, the DNG format used for digital images. In principle, the format is a good idea – a universal format for digital negatives. The problem with the usual alternative format – the RAW format – is that it is not standardised between vendors. If you go and read Adobe’s web page on the DNG format, it all sounds wonderful. Alas, this is Adobe talking, so in practice, things are not quite what they seem.
For example, in order to be able to see thumbnails of image files in DNG format on my Windows system, I need to download and install a codec to make this possible. OK, Adobe has one available. Wonderful. So I go to get it. Er, but what’s this? It is a Release Candidate? So in other words, it’s not even version 1.0 of a supported codec? And the date of this release candidate is what: 13 May 2008? That’s 16 months ago, you bunch of wankers. And, to add insult to injury, there’s only a 32-bit version of the codec available. If you’re running a 64-bit version of Windows, you’re pretty much screwed.
Well, since I am still running in 32-bits, I downloaded and installed the codec. And, it runs like a dog. It is horrendously slow, and occasionally crashes. A typical Adobe experience for me, it would seem.
I don’t think I’ll be adopting the DNG format in my digital image workflow anytime soon. Honestly, Adobe do seem to want to shoot themselves in the foot with this one.
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Another New Arrival
While taking the dog out for a walk today, I noticed that another one of Herman’s cows had just given birth to a calf. What I found interesting was the way the other cows gathered round to stand guard while the mother licked her calf clean.

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One Act Out Of Three
So, as I wrote, I bought a ticket to go and see A Life In Three Acts at the Koninklijke Schouwburg in The Hague. I’m glad I did. Bette Bourne is indeed a living legend, and the conversation between him and Mark Ravenhill was, by turns, touching, absolutely filthy, heart-warming, nostalgic, life-affirming, and much more besides.If I have one regret, it’s that I wasn’t able to attend all three consecutive performances in the theatre. Apparently, each evening tells the story of his life using a different path through the events of his very full life. Still, what I did see was worth the 2 hour drive to The Hague and the 2 hour drive back again. -
The Bavinger House – Now In Glorious Technicolor!
A while back, I mentioned the impression that Bruce Goff’s Bavinger House had made upon me at the tender age of 12. As I said at the time, I saw pictures of it in a book borrowed from the Public Library.
Now, I discover that the Bavinger House is being conserved, and there is a web site for it. What really gobsmacked me is that, for the first time in my life, I have now seen colour pictures of the house – that old library book, and any image I have seen on the web up until now, was in black-and-white.
It is even more beautiful than I had ever imagined. In an alternative universe, I would really love to have lived in that house.Addendum 5th June 2016: Sadly, I have to report that the web site for the Bavinger House no longer exists. What is even worse is that the house itself also no longer exists. Wikipedia reports that it was demolished last month. Alas.
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A Modest Proposal
Lawrence Krauss makes a modest proposal in a piece in the NY Times. However, unlike Swift, he’s not being satirical, but perfectly serious. And I think that there is much to commend in the proposal. If suitable volunteers could be found, why ever should we not agree to send them on a one-way trip to Mars? -
The Retelling Of Myths
I see that Marina Warner has an article in this month’s London Review of Books about a new book by Dubravka Ugrešić: Baba Yaga Laid An Egg. Warner’s article is both a review of the book, and a delving into the background of its form: the retelling of myth.I’ve just finished reading Margo Lanagan’s Tender Morsels, which is an extraordinary and powerful retelling of Snow White and Rose Red. If Ugrešić’s book comes even within spitting distance of that, then it will definitely be worth reading. I’m adding it to my list of books to read before I die. -
Asking For Permission
A rather good advert from Ireland that poses an excellent question.Once the law was changed here back in 1998, I didn’t have to ask 12 million Dutch adults for permission to marry. Here’s hoping the Irish see sense as well.(hat tip: Nicholas Whyte)


