Reflections on life at “De Witte Wand”…

Category: Entertainment

  • How Logical Are You?

    You Are Incredibly Logical

    Move over Spock – you’re the new master of logic
    You think rationally, clearly, and quickly.
    A seasoned problem solver, your mind is like a computer!

    How Logical Are You? 

    (hat tip to Terrance)

  • Who Am I?

    You Are Scooter

    Brainy and knowledgable, you are the perfect sidekick.
    You’re always willing to lend a helping hand.
    In any big event or party, you’re the one who keeps things going.
    "15 seconds to showtime!"

    The Muppet Personality Test

  • Dame Edna Gets Keys To Melbourne

    A heartwarming story – Dame Edna at last gets honoured by her hometown of Melbourne. And at the same time it’s a slightly worrying indication of the march of time – it came as something of a shock to me to read that Barry Humphries is 72.
  • Free Energy From Hyperspace

    I recently mentioned my scepticism about the so-called "free energy" breakthrough by the Steorn company. By way of comparison, Lyle Zapato draws our attention to the Water Energy Generator invented by John Q. St. Clair, who really is in a class of his own with his inventions.
     
    His generator ‘uses low density hyperspace energy produced by a magnetic vortex wormhole generator to "soften" water molecules, breaking their atomic binding and causing the hydrogen nuclei to decay into a cascade of electron pairs, which are collected and turned into electricity’.
     
    Easy-peasy. He’s even got a US patent on his invention. Which probably only goes to show that you can patent any old codswallop if you’ve got the brass cheek to do so. A lesson that may not have gone unnoticed by certain Irish companies.
  • Energy For Free

    An Irish company – Steorn – is claiming that they have developed a technology that produces free, clean and constant energy. Sigh, here we go again, perpetual motion machines are perpetually being touted. The company has even issued a challenge, and placed an advert in The Economist, to recruit 12 scientists to test its claims.
     
    Let’s think about this for a moment – why is the company seeking to select only scientists? And note, too, it is the company that will pick and choose the 12 scientists. As James Randi says,  "Authority does not rest with scientists, when emotion, need, and desperation are involved. Scientists are human beings, too, and can be deceived and self-deceived". It would seem to me to be better for Steorn to submit its technology to Randi’s Million Dollar Challenge. That way, not only would the company have its claims subjected to intense scrutiny by skeptics, but it would also receive a cash injection of a million dollars, should the first law of thermodynamics be proven to be broken.
     
    My bet is that the first law will not be broken and that this is yet another hoax.
     
    Steorn’s video makes for entertaining viewing as well. Lots of fairly unsubtle playing on the fear that nasty people control our precious oil, or that it’s only available from difficult places. That latter point was underscored with a drawing showing an oil pipeline and two penguins. Er, oil exploration in the Antarctic is banned by international treaty for 50 years, and if that’s supposed to be the Alaskan oil pipeline, then someone should tell them that there ain’t no penguins in Alaska. 
     
    I classified this entry under the category of Entertainment, since Science doesn’t strike me as being accurate.
  • What’s Your World View?

    Another quiz to pass the time…
    My (unsurprising) result was:
     
    You scored as Materialist. Materialism stresses the essence of fundamental particles. Everything that exists is purely physical matter and there is no special force that holds life together. You believe that anything can be explained by breaking it up into its pieces. i.e. the big picture can be understood by its smaller elements.

    Materialist

    94%

    Existentialist

    81%

    Modernist

    75%

    Cultural Creative

    44%

    Postmodernist

    44%

    Fundamentalist

    31%

    Romanticist

    25%

    Idealist

    13%

    What is Your World View?
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  • The Snapper Snapped

    While I was taking photos of the parade, someone was taking a photo of me… Thanks, Antoon!
     

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  • Amsterdam Canal Parade – Photos

    Finally finished uploading the photos that I took of the Canal Parade. Here’s a selection of my favourites…

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    Lots more photos can be found in my Amsterdam Canal Parade 2006 photo set up on Flickr… See you there next year… 
     
  • Amsterdam Canal Parade – Part II

    Just a quick note to say that I came back with nearly 400 photos from yesterday’s Canal Parade. They’ll take a while (a couple of days) to upload into Flickr, so please be patient. Once they are there, then I’ll write a proper entry on the day, with a selection of my favourite photos…
  • Amsterdam Canal Parade

    This weekend it’s Amsterdam’s Gay Pride 2006. Today is the day of the annual Canal Parade. Hopefully the weather will remain fine. I’m about to make the two hour journey off to Amsterdam to take some photos of the parade. In particular, of the Pink Pearl boat – crewed by the GLBT employees of my old employer, Shell.
  • Only In America

    And continuing to plunder the veritable bran-tub of surprises that is America’s Got Talent, here’s Leonid The Magnificent. What more can I say, but that it could only happen in America… Leonid is clearly channeling Judy… You go, girl!
  • Quick Change

    By way of light relief, here’s a video of two magicians who have got the quick-change costume trick honed to absolute perfection. If you’d like to try it yourself, pick up this book and practise, practise, practise.
  • The Doctor’s Finale

    Well, that was simply superb. Forget about the battle between the Daleks and the Cybermen – the heart and soul was the human/inhuman pulling on the heartstrings. Brilliantly written, brilliantly played by all concerned. It brought a tear to my eye.
  • The Satan Pit

    Doctor Who is going from strength to strength. The latest two-parter, the Satan Pit, was,quite simply, excellent. It gave a chance to test the rational approach of the doctor against the apparent strength of the irrational, aka faith and allowed him to affirm why he finds the quirkiness of the human condition so appealing. Great stuff.
  • Tasteless, Crass, Stupid and Cheap…

    … that is PZ Myers’ consummate summation of Left Behind: Eternal Forces – a new video game. The objective of the game is to convert or kill (with extreme prejudice) Catholics, Jews, Buddhists, gays, and anyone who advocates the separation of Church and State. Charming.
  • Which Country Should You Be Living In?

    According to this quiz, I should be in:
     
    Which country should you REALLY be living in?

    Russia

    A vast terrain filled with beautiful scenery and interesting characters. You don’t trust the world. You feel they are always up to no good. Which is why you’d make a great Russian. You want life to be simple and have no desire for riches, fame or wealth – and thats the only way your government would have it.

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    Not quite the answer I was expecting… 🙂 And in view of Russia’s attitudes to gay people, somehow I don’t think I’ll be applying to move there anytime soon…
  • Sita Sings the Blues

    I’ve mentioned this charming animated series made by Nina Paley before. I’ve just found that she has released a fourth episode in the series – the Battle of Lanka. Highly stylised cartoon violence set to a jaunty tune – but don’ let that put you off. Take a look.
  • Look Out, Eurovision’s Coming…

    This weekend sees this year’s extravaganza of kitsch, otherwise known as Eurovision. We’ll be glued to the TV, watching the BBC simply because of Terry Wogan’s post-ironic commentary. Eurovision really is the biggest pile of tosh, and for that reason is irresistible. Some of the performers and their entourage are probably a few sandwiches short of a full lunch as well. For example, in the report of the press conference from the 12th May, we read:
    Before Silvia arrived to meet the press, her boyfriend instructed the journalists not to look the Icelandic star Silvia Night in the eye or else they would be removed. “I welcome you all to enjoy my stay in Athens,” said Silvia when she did arrive. “I am an international superstar and you are all my children.”
    Yes, dear, just keep taking the tablets.
     
  • Damn It, Janet

    Another event in London that I missed. I saw the original production at the Royal Court (was it really 33 years ago? Ohmigod!), have seen the film countless times and have even gone to parties dressed as Frank-N-Furter. It’s in my blood, I tell you…
  • Choose One from the Following

    Gary McKinnon is either:
     
    a) barking
     
    b) a sad case
     
    c) trying to justify himself
     
    d) taking us for a ride
     
    My money hovers between (b) and (d), but (a) would not surprise me.