Reflections on life at “De Witte Wand”…

Category: Folklore

  • An Inspissated Gloaming

    And following on from my mention of the Archbishop, his pals, the Archbishops of Canterbury and Westminster, were doing something similar at the launch of a new religious think-tank, Theos. Supressing my instant thought that the phrase "religious think-tank" sounds too much like an oxymoron, I turned instead to the piece by A. C. Grayling commenting on the development. As expected, Grayling brings in a few home truths:
    We understand that the faithful live in an inspissated gloaming of incense and obfuscation, through the swirls of which it is hard to see anything clearly, so a simple lesson in semantics might help to clear the air for them on the meanings of "secular", "humanist" and "atheist". Once they have succeeded in understanding these terms they will grasp that none of them imply "faith" in anything, and that it is not possible to be a "fundamentalist" with respect to any of them. 
    "An inspissated gloaming of incense and obfuscation" Doncha just love the English language? Mind you, I did have to look up the meaning of inspissate – it’s not a word that I often use. Well, alright then – I’ve never used it. But now I’ll certainly have to try to find the right occasion to produce it in a verbal flourish.
    People who do not believe in supernatural entities do not have a "faith" in "the non-existence of X" (where X is "fairies" or "goblins" or "gods"); what they have is a reliance on reason and observation, and a concomitant preparedness to accept the judgment of both on the principles and theories that premise their actions. The views they take about things are proportional to the evidence supporting them, and are always subject to change in the light of new or better evidence.
    Well, exactly. Why don’t the archbishops grasp this simple fact?
    "Faith" – specifically and precisely: the commitment to a belief in the absence of evidence supporting that belief, or even (to the greater merit of the believer) in the very teeth of evidence contrary to that belief – is a far different thing, which is why the phrase "religious thinktank" has a certain comic quality to it: for faith at its quickly-reached limit is the negation of thought.  
    Well, quite, it’s that oxymoron again. Anyway, go and read the rest of Grayling’s article. It’s good.
  • Another Dose of Woo

    One thing that is guaranteed to get steam coming out of my ears is pseudoscience (or Woo-woo – to use the technical term). Alarm bells started to ring today when I read an entry on David Byrne’s Journal that quoted the following from an article in the New York Times:
    Studies suggest that people who speak in tongues rarely suffer from mental problems. A recent study of nearly 1,000 evangelical Christians in England found that those who engaged in the practice were more emotionally stable than those who did not. 
    That struck me as a somewhat counter-intuitive claim. So I went and read the original article. It describes some experiments done to measure brain activity while subjects are experiencing glossolalia – otherwise known as "speaking in tongues". Unfortunately, the NYT reporter (Benedict Carey) blows his credentials as a careful reporter with his opening paragraph:
    The passionate, sometimes rhythmic, language-like patter that pours forth from religious people who “speak in tongues” reflects a state of mental possession, many of them say. Now they have some neuroscience to back them up. 
    "Now they have some neuroscience to back them up". Er, hello, you mean that they are being mentally possessed? Er, no, the experiments don’t actually show anything of the sort. Mind you, the reporter was probably being led up the garden path by the experimenter, one Andrew Newberg. A clue might be gleaned from Mr. Carey’s report itself. The bit where he writes:
    Ms. Morgan, a co-author of the study, was also a research subject. She is a born-again Christian who says she considers the ability to speak in tongues a gift. “You’re aware of your surroundings,” she said. “You’re not really out of control. But you have no control over what’s happening. You’re just flowing. You’re in a realm of peace and comfort, and it’s a fantastic feeling.”
    This is clearly a carefully-controlled experiment, then. No danger of experimenter bias whatsoever. Gaah. Excuse me while I go and cool down. Feel free to carry on reading PZ Myers, who punctures this bit of woo with all the contempt that it deserves.
     
    Oh, and that study of 1,000 evangelical Christians in England? Funny that, I can’t find any trace of it via Google. If you are able to track it down, please let me know. I’d be interested to read it. But it may be as real as the Loch Ness Monster for all I can tell.  
  • Hop-tu-Naa

    When I was growing up on the Isle of Man, we children always celebrated Hop-tu-Naa on the 31st October. I’ve always assumed that it was simply a Manx version of Halloween. There are a lot of similarities – although the Manx custom of carving turnips into lanterns I’ve always thought to be far superior to the pumpkin (it takes more effort, so the sense of achievement is greater). But it turns out that the two festivals are unconnected. You’re never too old to learn something new…
  • Meaning? I Don’t Need No Steenking Meaning…

    I do despair about my species. It’s not bad enough that they feel impelled to invent a god to blame their existence on, but that even those who dismiss the idea of a god feel impelled to dream up the Goldilock’s Universe. Paul Davies says:
    “Somehow,” he writes, “the universe has engineered, not just its own awareness, but its own comprehension. Mindless, blundering atoms have conspired to make, not just life, not just mind, but understanding. The evolving cosmos has spawned beings who are able not merely to watch the show, but to unravel the plot.”
     
    What exactly is Davies saying? His starting point is the “highly significant” fact that the universe supports people who understand its laws. “I wanted to get away from the feeling in so many scientific quarters that life and human beings are a completely irrelevant embellishment, a side issue of no significance. I don’t think we’re the centre of the universe or the pinnacle of creation, but the fact that human beings have the ability to understand how the world is put together is something that cries out for explanation.”
    Er, no, Paul, it doesn’t cry out for anything of the sort. It just is. If the physical laws were slightly different, we wouldn’t be here, and you wouldn’t have a book that you’re trying to peddle. On the other hand, in that alternative universe perhaps there would be a nexus of fningian energy with a koob to lles. Either way, I don’t buy it.
  • More Fish In A Barrel

    Ophelia has her doubts about limbo. It doesn’t surprise me. I find the whole concept of thirty theologians deliberating over a pile of nonsense utterly contemptible – the more so because millions of people are fooled into taking it seriously instead of treating it as the rubbish it is. Why on earth do people continue to ignore the man behind the curtain? Life is too short and too unique to be in thrall to memes that devour rationality and shit out needless guilt.
  • Armageddon Will Be Late This Year…

    Yisrayl Hawkins predicted that nuclear war would break out yesterday, and that a third of the human race would perish. Um, it’s a nice day outside, the birds are singing, and there doesn’t seem to be any sign of nuclear armageddon happening anywhere in the news media today.
     
    I’m also wryly amused by Yisrayl’s web site, which (at the moment, at least) proudly carries a date banner that reads Wednesday, 13th September 2006, -1 days before the start of nuclear war. That’s the trouble with computers – they’re just so damn literal-minded. Doubtless Yisrayl will make a minor alteration once he wakes up.
  • Hardening Of The Arteries

    Being the atheist that I am, perhaps I shouldn’t be commenting on Dr. Rowan Williams recent interview with a Dutch journalist, but since he is commenting on gay people, I think that sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander.
     
    On the one hand, I can agree with him when he says that "inclusion is not a value in itself". But if, as he now seems to be signalling, that he truly believes that it is against Christ’s teaching for two adult people who happen to be of the same sex to have a full and loving relationship, then, sorry, Dr. Williams, but your Christ’s teaching is flawed. It makes me glad that I haven’t bought into the religion meme, and sorry for those who have.
  • The End Is Nigh

    Well, according to Yisrayl Hawkins, World War III begins on the 12th September 2006 and it will be a nuclear war that will kill at least a third of the world’s human population. Oh bugger, our new kitchen won’t be finished in time… By the way, Yisrayl, get someone competent to fix up the broken links on your web site, will you? It feels so, well, amateurish, and doesn’t really instill much confidence in the rest of your message, if you know what I mean…
  • Fairytales for the Faithful

    If there really were to be a hell, then the makers of this pile of tosh deserve to be consigned to it for all eternity. Kids4truth, indeed! What an oxymoron! What really gets up my left nostril is that the fairytales of Grimm, for all their fantastic cast of princesses, ogres, elves and witches, teach young children basic lessons in morality. This crap, by contrast, simply lies to them. 
  • Piffle

    Madeline Bunting has penned her last column as a journalist on the Guardian today. And forgive me, but I think it’s a load of old piffle. I think it reached its fevered peak in the passage:
    Many areas of science are legitimising religious thought in ways regarded as inconceivable for much of the past century and half. Quantum physicists question our understanding of reality and Hindus respond: "So what’s new?"; neuroscientists formulate understandings of consciousness and Buddhists retort as politely as possible: "We told you so."
    Excuse me; one side is exercising the scientific method to explore the universe in a series of carefully tested steps to push back the boundaries of ignorance. The other side is saying don’t bother, the answer’s in our holy book, and if you come up with something that contradicts it, we might just be forced to kill you. And to equate carefully-arrived at theories with folklore takes relativism to an absurd degree.
     
    In need of a metaphorical wash after reading her piece, I took an invigorating shower in Why Truth Matters, a terrific little book by Ophelia Benson and Jeremy Stangroom that frankly puts Bunting’s waffle to shame. As they say:
    Some people do prefer to live in a thought-world where priests and mullahs claim to decide what is true. Others prefer to live in a thought-world where ideas about what is true are lenient, flexible, fuzzy around the edges; where it is possible to sort-of-believe, half-believe and half-hope, believe in an as if or storytelling or daydreaming way. Others prefer – genuinely prefer, not merely think they’re supposed to – to try and figure out what really is true, as opposed to what might be, or appears to be, or should be.
    Bunting is off to head up the thinktank Demos. No prizes for guessing which group is likely to characterise the output of Demos…
  • And Lo, It Shall Come To Pass…

    Sam Harris points out why the bible is a product of its time, and not a very good one at that. There were clearly no mathematicians involved…
  • Cracks in the Pavement

    When I was very small, I used to be scared to step on the cracks in the pavement. I also was quite convinced that there were dragons in the attic that would come after me when I left the bedroom to go downstairs each day. So there were rules that I followed (religiously) about not stepping on the cracks and running downstairs so that the dragons wouldn’t catch me.
     
    Some people have similar rules, that frankly, in retrospect, strike me and Ophelia as just as bizarre and nonsensical. But then, we perhaps claim to be a trifle more rational than some.
     
    Oh, and I grew up. One day, the dragons disappeared from the attic after I dared them to catch me. And the cracks were just cracks.
  • Christmas Greetings

    To one and all – Merry Christmas and Yuletide Greetings.
     

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  • Plot Number 3, Subplot 5A

    I see that Zoe Williams, writing in The Guardian today, has jumped into the currently fashionable discussion about Narnia and Christianity. Actually, I tend to take Zoe’s position, which is essentially: who gives a toss? As she says, the Bible is a narrative blueprint for a lot of western culture. Mind you, there’s a lot in the Bible that borrows from older mythologies.
     
    Joseph Campbell with his book The Hero With A Thousand Faces proposed the idea of a monomyth over fifty years ago. While he may have pushed the hypothesis to straining point, there’s more than a nugget of truth in there, I feel. There’s a basic number of plots and subplots that recur again and again throughout human history.
     

    Zoe ends her piece by saying it is not the time of year to be unfair to Christians. We pinched their festival. We can hardly talk about "underhand". Er, excuse me, they pinched Christmas from Yule and the Saturnalia. Pot, kettle, black, I think.

     
     
     
  • Brave New World – Same Old Crap

    The Guardian has launched its new look today, complete with thrusting new articles to boldly go where the Grauniad has never gone before. Unfortunately, one of these articles is a woeful interview with Michael Behe, the guru of Intelligent Design. The interviewer, John Sutherland, clearly either hasn’t a clue that ID is tosh, or willingly pats easy questions to Behe and sits back while Behe spouts disinformation or lies.
     
    Thankfully, PZ Myers is on hand to shine the torch of truth into the depressingly dank holes of this interview.
     
    Note to Guardian: do try and keep up…
  • Pastafarians Proliferate

    What started as a parody in June this year has become something of a phenomenon. I’m talking about Flying Spaghetti Monsterism: the belief that the universe was created by an invisible and undetectable Flying Spaghetti Monster. Followers of this creed are called Pastafarians, and they seem to be popping up everywhere.
     
    I particularly like their argument that the increase in Global Warming is directly related to the decrease in the number of pirates since the 1800s. Makes perfect sense.
  • An Older Tynwald Hill

    I mentioned Tynwald Hill on the 5th July, and wrote that there may have been an older one elsewhere on the Isle of Man. I was able to go and look for it, and indeed, there is one dating from 1428 a few hundred metres along the Royal Road from St. Luke’s Church.
     

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  • Tynwald Day

    Today, the 5th July, is Tynwald Day on the Isle of Man, the country of my birth. The Wikipedia article in the link gives a good overview of the meaning and history of the day.
     
    The ceremonies take place in St. Johns, in the middle of the Island, at Tynwald Hill itself (see the photo).
     

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    Tynwald Hill is always quoted as being at this location in St. Johns (the Wikipedia article does the same). Yet, I recall my father saying that the original location was in fact near St. Lukes chapel at the Baldwins, and there certainly is a mound there. Perhaps it is an old burial mound though, and not the original Tynwald Hill. 

    Update: just done a bit of Googling, and interestingly enough, perhaps my father was right. There are references to "a Tynwald Hill near Keill Abban which may have been a yet earlier place of assembly". It’s by a place (Algare) that translates as "Ridge of Justice". There’s also this reference to an excursion in 1900 to this feature, and the reference states that it was the old Tynwald Hill. And it is interesting that if you look at the map of the Island, this spot is pretty damn close to being in the centre of the Island – much closer than St. Johns turns out to be. It’s also on the "Royal Road" of the Island – the path that from the earliest times ran from the South of the Island to the North.