…They do things differently there.
Yes, I know that the original quote (L. P. Hartley, the Go-Between, 1953) had "Past" in place of "Young"), but it seemed absolutely aposite for the experience I’ve just had. I was idly perusing the statistics to see if anyone out there actually looked at my blog, and I came across a link that showed that a 14 year old girl in the East Midlands, England, had dropped in. I followed the link back, and found this:
Hiyaz today was funny at skul lata on but begginin was bad !
kirsty told every1 bout me n chris lol n now every1 nos
but in english me n kirst were playin catch wid ma pen n kirstys rubber lmao which den got tuk offf us by chelsea cuz i hit her wid it lmao
but den we managed to get anotha one lol
n den in science we had to do an experiment n i was washin dese goggles unda da tap lmao n i flicked water at kirsty n miss caught me lol n den we was messin bout wid da acid n stuf n we all had to sit down n get a lesson on how to behave in a lab lmao
n trust me ! i dun sumut rly dangerous acordin to miss lmao
so now im very bored on msn talkin to chris bout stuf
i dno wot to say god help me lol ! ! !
amy tried to help but i cant do it man seriously !
anywayz im gonna go now laters
xxxx bye xxxx
Hello? Does one need any more evidence that evolution exists? This is clearly not a strain of English that I was brought up on. I remember in primary school sitting in a class, and another boy came in to ask the teacher something. He said something along the lines of "The headmaster wants to know if any of the kids saw [an incident in the playground] this morning".
The teacher drew herself up to her full height and said: "Child, ‘kids’ are the offspring of goats – there are children in my classroom".
Deckchairs on the Titanic, anyone?