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Wine Is A Pointer To Your Personality…

…So gushes Dr. Irwin Wolkoff, a Toronto-based psychiatrist.

"Red Burgundy is the goddess of wine. It’s really a lot like the Judeo-Christian God. One does not question the will of pinot noir. It rewards, it punishes and it is ours to follow without ever losing faith. The vast bulk of pinot worshippers are helpless, hopeless (wine) nerds."

Well, I always did view psychiatrists with more than a modicum of suspicion, so I suppose I shouldn’t be surprised at his bizarre theory. At least it’s a step short of oinomancy, so one should be grateful for small mercies.

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2 responses to “Wine Is A Pointer To Your Personality…”

  1. vincent Avatar
    vincent

    Well I can be a complete whore in the temple of the Diva that is the Aussie Shiraz….when feeling noble I will worship at the lesser alter in the alcove that is the nubile pinot noir… when feeling liking running naked in the woods in summer then I would always turn to the goddess of plenty…Charddonay!Otherwise, I just drink gin…martini…port…Baileys….guinness is great too, at the right bar where they know how to store and pour it right. Oh dear….where is the no for AA…..tea anyone

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  2. Geoff Avatar
    Geoff

    Ha! I must admit that I do like wine. In fact, I’m working on a custom list to be posted in my Space on "Wines I Have Known". I wish that there was a way to get the Ratings element from the music list into it…

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