…So gushes Dr. Irwin Wolkoff, a Toronto-based psychiatrist.
"Red Burgundy is the goddess of wine. It’s really a lot like the Judeo-Christian God. One does not question the will of pinot noir. It rewards, it punishes and it is ours to follow without ever losing faith. The vast bulk of pinot worshippers are helpless, hopeless (wine) nerds."
Well, I always did view psychiatrists with more than a modicum of suspicion, so I suppose I shouldn’t be surprised at his bizarre theory. At least it’s a step short of oinomancy, so one should be grateful for small mercies.

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