Reflections on life at “De Witte Wand”…

  • The Half-Bitten Peach

    Elsewhere in today’s Observer, Victoria Coren dreams of combining the UK’s Department of Education’s latest whizzo schemes. Apparently one scheme is that primary schools should teach compulsory languages, including Mandarin; while another is to introduce children’s books with gay themes into the primary schools. You can, of course, guess which of the two the usual suspects (i.e. the Daily Mail tabloid and fundamentalist "family" groups) have been fulminating about the most. 
     
    But real life has already got there ahead of Victoria. For centuries in China, the terms "half-bitten peach" and the "cut-sleeve" have been metaphors for homosexual intimacy. The first dates from the Zhou period. Let Adrian Carton, in an excellent chapter in the equally excellent Gay Life and Culture – a World History, take up the story:
    The politics of personal favouritism are explored through the infatuation of Wei, Duke Ling (534 – 493 BCE), for the court official Mizi Xia. At the imperial court, making use of the ruler’s carriage for personal errands was deemed a serious offence, attracting the penalty of foot amputation. When his mother fell ill, Mizi Xia used the carriage in order to visit her; instead of punishing him, the duke praised his protégé’s filial duty and respect. Another scene depicts Mizi Xia and the duke walking through an orchard; the favoured official gives the ruler a half-eaten peach to eat, inspiring the duke to contemplate Mizi’s sense of devotion and self-sacrifice. Such was the influence of this fable that the name ‘Mizi Xia’ and the metaphor of the ‘love of the shared peach’ (fen tao zhi ai) evoked the phenomenon of homosexual intimacy for generations to come.
    And for the second example, from the time of the Han dynasty (202 BCE – 220 CE):
    Ban Gu supplies perhaps the most famous example of male intimacy which became a synonym for homosexual desire in China. The tale of Emperor Ai and his favourite, Dong Xian, speaks of an affectionate tenderness that seems universal. The couple were sleeping, with Dong Xian stretched out across the sleeve of the emperor. Not wanting to disturb his companion, the ruler cut off the sleeve of his own robe so that he could rise and resume his duties. The metaphor of the ‘cut sleeve’ (duan xiu) thus became a recognized euphemism for homosexuality, it reflected the extent to which homosexual intimacy had permeated the culture of upper-class Chinese life, but it also conveyed enduring noble qualities of loyalty, respect and filial attachment intrinsic to the Confucian moral univers. 

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  • McKellen’s Lear

    Good article in today’s Observer on Sir Ian McKellen as he prepares to take on the role of King Lear this week. I’m sorry that the closest I’ll get to seeing it will be reading the reviews.

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      April 2007 RSC King Lear The Courtyard Theatre.
      This is a hope-less production. In its grim bleak world, utterly devoid of hope, mankind stumbles helplessly towards death and utter extinction. Immediately before the interval we see Lear’s Fool hanged, and at the play’s end we see Kent stride offstage to commit suicide, leaving the stage full of corpses who have died with no hope of resurrection. There is no intimation of the transforming power of love, no possibility of redemption. As the set progressively disintegrates, dogs howl into the night; the human race is doomed.
                  Whatever one thinks of Trevor Nunn’s interpretation, with perhaps only a single exception, the acting is uniformly good and Ian McKellen’s Lear genuinely outstanding. I imagine that Frances Barber will be marvellous as Goneril, but her cycling accident robbed me of that experience. But it was not her highly capable understudy, Melanie Jessop, who was the weak link in the chain. Edmund is not the most difficult role to play and Philip Winchester is a perfectly competent actor, but he seemed out of his depth in a company of this quality. Perhaps because both Goneril and Regan fall in love with him, directors sometimes appear to assume that Edmund must be good looking. I could imagine Trevor Nunn telling his casting director to find him a cross between a David Beckham look-alike and a young Sean Bean. Unfortunately this leaves us with an Edmund who is an even poorer actor than Bean, who isolates words and places inverted commas around them, inserts stage pauses and really fails to engage us on the level the rest of the cast has set. Personally, I would have liked to see how his understudy Peter Hinton would have done – his cameo as the Duke of Burgundy was promising.
                  But enough of negativity. Jonathan Hyde was the best earl of Kent I have ever seen by a country mile, McKellen aside, the real star of this production. He had authority, integrity and resolution in spades and one can understand why Nunn couldn’t afford to allow him to survive the play if he were to keep his desolate message intact. William Gaunt’s Gloucester travelled from consummate authority and confidence to tragic despair in a profoundly moving performance. Ben Meyjes was excellent as Edgar managing the three phases of the part – elder son, poor Tom and warrior – quite superbly (Simon Russell Beale really only managed the first two when he played the role). Romola Garai was a very spirited and feisty Cordelia. In the opening scene, she first thought her father was playing a game, giggled when she was condemned, then slowly the realisation that the old man was senile and his rejection real, dawned on her. There was no meek and mild daughter here – she remained spirited to the end.
                  The Courtyard Theatre looks superb – with a wonderful relationship between stage and audience. But because it is, after all, a tin box, lined with wood, the acoustic is not good and the actors are to be commended on handling it as well as they did. Experience told here. But I wondered if Trevor Nunn liked the stage as much as I did. He was, after all, Stratford supremo for 18 years and didn’t change the Odeon stage. I felt that he didn’t use the stage as much as he could and chose to set a lot of the action upstage, almost within the proscenium which isn’t there. Was he making a point I wondered. I felt this particularly in the ‘Blow, winds, and crack your cheeks! rage! blow!’ scene. To give us an impression of heavy rain, this was played as far upstage as possible with a sheet of rain (or the appearance of it) cutting off the actors from the audience. For a stage which places the actors in the same room as the audience, this seemed odd – they were, as it were, outside the window. We could hear Lear shouting, but could not distinguish the words. Why not imagine the rain, place him down in the centre of the stage, able to turn and roar his defiance at all four corners of the compass, make contact with the audience.             That scene apart, McKellen’s Lear seemed almost faultless. His anger, senility and mood swings at the opening made us unsympathetic. When Kent questioned his action, he gave him a vicious rabbit punch to the stomach. His behaviour with the knights was disgraceful and one could understand Goneril’s position. So there was no sentimental fondness for the old man to spur us when he slide into dementia. Yet, somehow, when he declared  ‘I am a very foolish fond old man’, he moved us profoundly. He was real. Lear lived. None of the Lears I have seen (a list which includes Michael Gambon, Robert Stephens, Nigel Hawthorne and Corin Redgrave) have moved me more or engaged my emotions more completely. But those feeling died with the man. Nothing was allowed to remain. When I left the theatre there was a full moon shining over the River Avon. I remembered that Shakespeare had looked at that moon. I hoped that his vision of Lear was not so grim and bleak at the end, not so utterly hope-less.

    2. Geoff Avatar
      Geoff

      Gaveston – oh, thank you for this review. It set my imagination alight.

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  • Let It Out…

    … and Vote.
     
    Apparently, some kind soul has nominated my blog to the Let It Out campaign run by Kleenex. You can even vote for my blog, should you feel particularly kindly disposed to do so. I feel rather like Groucho Marx, who famously said that he wouldn’t want to belong to any club that would have him as a member… However, I have no shame. So vote for me…

    2 responses to “Let It Out…”

    1. Gelert Avatar
      Gelert

      You got my vote. Heck. it’s nearly half past two, why am I still up?

    2. Geoff Avatar
      Geoff

      Gelert, thanks. As to your question, nope, it’s too deep and philosophical for me. What’s the answer?

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  • Twiddling Thumbs Again

    Last month, I mentioned in Do I Need Windows Vista? that a number of my hardware devices would either never have software drivers for Vista, or that the manufacturers were still working on them. Six weeks later, what’s the current situation?
     
    My soundcards – I have two, one is a Creative Technology Audigy 2, the other is an E-MU 1820M professional audio and MIDI interface. Currently, the Audigy sort of works – it can handle stereo playback, but the 5.1 surround sound capability continues not to function, and the Creative control panel application falls over on a continual basis. Last month, Creative only had Beta drivers released for Vista, but now their "final" drivers have been released (version 2.12.0002), with no discernable improvement whatsoever that I can see. I wrote last month that Creative’s customer discussion forum for Vista issues was glowing white-hot, being filled with angry comments from dissatisfied customers. It’s currently rapidly heading towards total meltdown as far as I can see. Really, Creative’s software quality is a total joke, and judging from the reactions of the forum moderators, they clearly haven’t a clue about customer service either.
     
    Turning away for the moment from that disaster, what’s happening on the E-MU front? Well, there’s still no sign of Vista drivers, but at least E-MU has now posted an expected delivery schedule for their software drivers and applications. I see that I can expect to wait a further month for beta versions of the software, and until Q3 for the final versions. Given that early versions of Vista were available to hardware and software developers over a year ago, and that the final version was available three months ago, to see that my E-MU hardware won’t have final software until nearly a year after Vista was released is disappointing to say the least. I’m also disappointed to see that one of my predictions of last month has come true: E-MU will not be releasing Vista versions of their Emulator-X application, I will have to upgrade to Emulator-X2 if I want to get a Vista version. Sigh.
     
    The one little ray of sunshine is that, while Steinberg have discontinued their Midex 8 interface, it does appear to work using the Windows XP drivers on the 32-bit version of Vista. It does not work on the 64-bit version of Vista, apparently, so that’s a road that I can’t go down in the future. 
     
    So now I twiddle my thumbs until E-MU release beta versions of their software. I have to say that I’m also not particularly confident that the beta software will work to any degree. You see, E-MU is now part of the Creative Technology company, and I’ve noticed that the quality of the software seems commensurate with that. Aren’t computers fun?

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  • The Blair Farewell Tour

    And while we’re on the subject of satire coming uncomfortably close to reality, here’s news of a proposed reality that has already crossed over into satire: retail jails. The ever-dependable Marina Hyde is on hand to give it, and the progenitor of this idea, the blasting that they both richly deserve

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  • “The Law Is A Ass”

    Mr. Bumble would have undoubtedly repeated his famous line at the news, reported in The Guardian today, that the UK Law Lords have:
    decided, by a four-one majority, that the pair, who spent more than 12 years in jail for a murder they did not commit, must pay the "living expenses" they incurred in prison and which have been deducted from their compensation package. The law lords said the deduction, which amounted to around £50,000 each, should not be seen as board and lodging, but as expenses they would have had to pay from their earnings if they had been free. 
    Absurd doesn’t even begin to describe this. As one commenter in the Guardian notes, and as I’ve said before, Terry Gilliam’s Brazil increasingly looks like less of a satire and more of a prescient factual documentary of today’s society.

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  • Catch ‘Em Young…

    These little beauties make me feel quite queasy:
     
     
    Shudder. I’m really pleased that I grew up instead with the Brothers Grimm, Shahrazad (Scheherazade) and Rupert Bear.
     
    The author, Hans Wilhelm, writes other books for children too. Here’s one: The Boy Who Wasn’t There. It opens with a foreword that reads:
    When I first heard this story for the first time many years ago I didn’t believe it. I thought it was too strange too unusual to be true. I only accepted that which was reasonable and logical.
    But now I’m not so certain anymore. As a matter of fact the older I get, the more I begin to trust the things which cannot always be explained.
    And there – the older I get, the more I begin to trust the things which cannot always be explained – I think is the key difference between Wilhelm and myself. As far as I am concerned, it’s patent nonsense. The day I begin to "trust the things which cannot always be explained" is the day I begin to slip into senile dementia.

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  • The Clerical Error

    Mr. deity and Lucy discover that a clerical error has been made…
     
     

    2 responses to “The Clerical Error”

    1. Gelert Avatar
      Gelert

      loved that. Where do you find these things. You know, I bet that’s just it – a clerical bloody error.

    2. Geoff Avatar
      Geoff

      Sometimes I wonder whether the whole universe is just a clerical error…

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  • Did You Know?

    Entertaining little presentation of facts and figures. While some of the implications and interpretations are somewhat questionable, I do like the punchline. However, the assertion that we live in exponential times is very misleading. We have always lived in exponential times, it’s just that now the rate of change is becoming very apparent.
     
     
    (hat tip to Crunch Notes)

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  • Planet of Slums

    That’s the title of a book by Mike Davis. There’s an interesting interview with him over on BLDBLOG about some of the themes of the book. While it has certainly piqued my interest in reading the book, I see that Amazon reviewers have given it a mixed blessing; for example: Relentless, Nihilistic, Compelling… Hmm, not a cheery fireside read, then, I take it?

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  • Dutch Star Forts

    BLDBLOG has an entry that refers to Dutch Star Forts. It reminds me of the time when we lived in Gouda. Nearby, between Bodegraven and Nieuwerbrug was Wiericker Schans – a very simple version of a star fort.
     
    Wiericker Schans 
     
    I wonder whether there are any around the area where we live now?

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  • Pull The Other One

    3 responses to “Pull The Other One”

    1. Gelert Avatar
      Gelert

      another gem. Does this guy actually get printed in mainstream? Gotta have a fatwah, not to ,mention the radical fundies on his tail. Spot on.

    2. Geoff Avatar
      Geoff

      I don’t think he’d last long in the mainstream. Long may he continue in the interstices of cyberspace…

    3. Unknown Avatar
      Unknown

      Hi Geoff

      Thanks for the link! You are right – I wouldn’t last long in the mainstream. But J&M does get published frequently in The Freethinker (UK secular monthly). It has also been translated into Dutch for the Dutch humanist periodical De Vrijdenker (not in the current issue, but will be back in April).

      Gelert, I’m glad you enjoy the comic. Surprisingly I get very few hate emails – maybe one every few months. And I don’t yet have a fatwah, but I’m working on it. 🙂

      Thanks for your support!

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  • What We Need More Of…

    …is Science. MC Hawking lays it on the line.
     
     
     
    (hat tip to Richard Dawkins Net)

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  • Sidebar Gadgets

    One of the toys introduced with Windows Vista is the Sidebar – a place where small applications (called "Gadgets") can live and run. I use it to hold a couple of weather and news gadgets, plus a photo gadget that shows photos that I have taken in the garden.
     
    Windows Sidebar 
     
    There’s a thriving community out there writing gadgets. As might be expected, their usefulness is often in the eye of the beholder. For example, here’s one for the Harry Potter fans: a countdown clock to the publication of the last book in the series.
     
     

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  • Twiddling Thumbs

    I’ve mentioned before that I’m currently testing a beta version of Microsoft’s Windows Home Server product, and that I had a showstopper of an issue on my Vista machine – after installation of the Windows Home Server client software, Vista won’t start – it just locks up.
    Two weeks ago, the cause was identified – it’s a conflict between CA’s Anti-Virus 2007 product and the Windows Home Server client software. I wrote then that Microsoft were aware of the problem, and that a fix was on the way. I’m beginning to wonder if I might have been jumping the gun. I’ve been following the issue on Microsoft’s feedback forum for beta testers, and some of the responses I’m seeing from the Microsoft side make me wonder whether they’ve really understood what we’ve been telling them.
    It seems as though Microsoft thinks that we’re talking about their Live OneCare product and its anti-virus capability. Er, no, guys. Read my lips: it’s a conflict between CA’s Anti-Virus 2007 and your Windows Home Server client software.

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  • Here’s One I Made Earlier…

    My belief in one of the bedrock institutions of British Society has been shaken to its very core today. I refer, of course, to the news that the institution in question, the children’s TV show Blue Peter, has been caught rigging the results of one of its competitions.
     
    I may never be the same again…

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  • Crib Notes

    Once again, I am grateful to Not Saussure. This time for two reasons.
     
    a) drawing my attention to the synopsis of the second installment of The Trap. Close reading of this material will prepare this bear of very little brain to have a fighting chance of understanding and appreciating the argument being put forth by Adam Curtis when the programme is broadcast this coming Sunday.
     
    b) referencing the article in today’s Guardian which appears to indicate that idiotic quantification is the new fashion for Nu Labour.

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  • The Trap

    I mentioned that I would be screwed to the sofa to watch The Trap by Adam Curtis on BBC2 last Sunday. I was there and watching – but for this bear of very little brain there was an awful lot to absorb. There’s a problem, I have found, when both the argument and my brain are dense. I’m not really complaining – the current approach in the media to reduce everything to a two-minute soundbite deserves to rot in Hell – but there was a lot to take in. Perhaps the next programmes will give me a chance to tease out the arguments.
     
    Still, I did not feel that it was a waste of time – unlike most stuff on the telly these days.
     
    Not Saussure comes closest to what I think my reaction would have been had I grokked Curtis’ argument more fully… However, I’ll be there on the sofa for the rest of the series…

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  • Spring Is (Almost) Here

    …and I can’t help but think it’s about three weeks ahead of last year…
     
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  • Are You A Nerd?

    Another pointless quiz. But if you’re a Nerd, you probably will want to find out how much of a nerd you are…
    I am nerdier than 64% of all people. Are you nerdier? Click here to find out! 

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    1. Gelert Avatar
      Gelert

      51% scored higher (more nerdy),2% scored the same, and 47% scored lower (less nerdy).
      What does this mean? Your nerdiness is:Somewhat nerdy. I mean face it, you are nerdier than about half the test takers.

    2. Michael Avatar
      Michael

      As long as we’re sharing, I scored a *94* on this quiz.6% scored higher (more nerdy),
      0% scored the same, and
      94% scored lower (less nerdy). What does this mean? Your nerdiness is:
      Supreme Nerd. Apply for a professorship at MIT now!!!I’m somewhat surprised.

    3. Geoff Avatar
      Geoff

      No, Mike – I’m not surprised in the least. I would have expected nothing less from you. Gelert and I are clearly *not worthy*…

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