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Maya Masterpiece
You’ve probably read about the recent discovery of the earliest known example of Maya art near San Bartolo, Guatemala. But now, Dave Pentecost, one of the team who worked on documenting the painting, has published a video of the site on his blog. Amazing stuff. Although every time I see the image of HunahPu sticking a six-foot spear through his own penis as a blood sacrifice, I want to cross my legs, hard.P.S. The downside of the video is the (not so) background music. Why do people insist on adding inappropriate music to videos? Admittedly, it’s not as bad as the Boar Semen Collection Music Video disaster I mentioned a couple of days ago. But still… Less is more, people! -
Gouda in Lights – Part II
So, tonight I went down to the market square in Gouda and amused myself by taking lots of photos of the illuminations…Leave a comment
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Mona’s Decoded
If you put any faith in these sorts of things, then it’s official: The meaning of the Mona Lisa’s smile has been defined. Personally, I liked the theory (was it expounded by Sister Wendy Beckett?) that she’s smiling because she knows Leonardo’s a poof.Leave a comment
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Knitters Wanted
Instead of knitting that shapeless, hideous jumper for an ungrateful relative this Christmas, why not do something useful – knit a jumper for a penguin. As well as making them look as stupid as your ungrateful relative, it does actually have a useful purpose.(hat tip to Improbable Research)Leave a comment
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30 Years of the PC
There’s a very good history of the personal computer written by Jeremy Reimer over at Ars Technica. Worth checking out if you are interested in PCs. It strikes me that many of today’s geek youngsters don’t know the history. Those of us who lived through it tend to get all nostalgic, like me.Leave a comment
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Gouda By Light
For the second year running, the townhall in Gouda is being illuminated at night as though it was made out of stained glass. Lex, a local photographer, has already been in the market square last night taking the first shots of the season. I’ll have to make a trip one evening to get my own set.Leave a comment
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Cultural Dissonance
CW, over at the Ruminations blog, posts an illustration of how different cultural norms can clash. It’s the sand in the global machine.Leave a comment
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Breaking News
There’s an old newspaper joke about newspaper sub-editors trying to outdo themselves with a story headline that touched all of their readers’ hot buttons. The apocryphal winner was "Black Bishop in Mercy Sex Dash to Palace".The Telegraph web site currently has a story classified under "Breaking News" that appears to be making a bid for the prize: "Vicar ‘Imprisoned Me Like a Sex Slave’ Says Cleaner". I think that’s a worthy effort. Although the sub-editor would have got extra points by inserting the word "Gay" between ‘a’ and ‘Sex’ – even better, because it’s apparently true.I haven’t seen a decent trashy headline like this since the days of Joyce McKinney and Kirk Anderson.The story itself is pretty bizarre, and full of lovely touches like "[the cleaner], who lives with his diplomat uncle in Maida Vale, west London, said he also wanted to persuade his tormentor to return his passport so that he could renew his student visa".Human nature – it’s a wonderful thing.Leave a comment
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Disingenuous
Lord Falconer is either being disingenous or he’s a fool, with far too much power. Either way, he is a disgrace. That seems to go for far too many of his colleagues as well.Leave a comment
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Monkey Portraits
Jill Greenberg’s portfolio of monkey portraits are worth seeing. Click through via the Flash site entrance…(hat tip to Stewart on the Flickr blog)Leave a comment
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Fancy Dress
Hah, kids have it too easy these days. If you’re going to a fancy dress party dressed as Frank-N-Furter from the Rocky Horror Picture Show, here’s a readymade costume for you. In my day, I made my own version. Hopefully, the only photos that survive are safely in my possession, under lock and key.(hat tip to Boing Boing)Leave a comment
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Oo-er.
The Improbable Research blog comes up with a corker today: the boar semen collection music video.I don’t know where to start with this. I dislike corporate videos that have totally inappropriate background music, but this one is in a whole new league. And then the use of the pneumatic tube system… I have fond memories of a childhood where these things were used in department stores to collect money and return change from a central cashier. Those memories have been seared from my brain as a result of this video.Leave a comment
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Plot Number 3, Subplot 5A
I see that Zoe Williams, writing in The Guardian today, has jumped into the currently fashionable discussion about Narnia and Christianity. Actually, I tend to take Zoe’s position, which is essentially: who gives a toss? As she says, the Bible is a narrative blueprint for a lot of western culture. Mind you, there’s a lot in the Bible that borrows from older mythologies.Joseph Campbell with his book The Hero With A Thousand Faces proposed the idea of a monomyth over fifty years ago. While he may have pushed the hypothesis to straining point, there’s more than a nugget of truth in there, I feel. There’s a basic number of plots and subplots that recur again and again throughout human history.Zoe ends her piece by saying it is not the time of year to be unfair to Christians. We pinched their festival. We can hardly talk about "underhand". Er, excuse me, they pinched Christmas from Yule and the Saturnalia. Pot, kettle, black, I think.
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Pets Ahead
One of the things about our move to the farmhouse next year is that Martin will once again get to have a dog. He hasn’t had one for the last twenty years because he didn’t think it would be right to keep a dog in a town. Once we are in the country, then there’ll be plenty of space to exercise a dog. We are also planning to get a cat to keep the mouse population down around the farmhouse.Of course, pets are not just for Christmas – they need to be looked after. And as a timely reminder, Tom Reynolds, over at the Random Acts of Reality blog, reminds us of an old, but gold, piece of advice: how to give pills to pets.Leave a comment
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The Final Resting Place
Another post about graveyards – but for ships this time. Geoff Manaugh posts some striking photos by Edward Burtynsky over at BLDBLOG and ponders the fate of ships and cathedrals – and the human worker ants who toil in their recycling.Leave a comment
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The Final Question
There’s an article by Claire Rayner in The Observer today about the choices open to her about her burial. It’s got me thinking. Like her, I had assumed that cremation would be my obvious choice. But she does have a point about the waste of fossil fuel and the greenhouse gases. And like her, I certainly don’t want to end up in a religious cemetery.Perhaps the answer is freeze-drying and being turned into compost – as I reported a couple of months ago. But I’m sure the freezing process is not particularly energy efficient.Claire mentions natural burial as the green alternative – and I’ve discovered there is a natural burial ground in The Netherlands in the Bergerbos near Sint Odilienberg. The Bergerbos looks to be a beautiful area, and I certainly wouldn’t object to being buried there. Just so long as there’s not a piece of the ghastly public art that the Dutch seem to go in for in the near vicinity. Such as that awful butterfly in the 13th photo on the web site. The woods themselves are all I would wish for.Leave a comment
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The Hairy Bikers
A few years back, the unlikely combination of Jennifer Paterson and Clarissa Dickson Wright – otherwise known as the Two Fat Ladies roared on to our TV screens with their somewhat bizarre cookery programme.Now the men are going to have their turn, in the shape of two hairy bikers – Dave Myers and Simon King. Their series starts next month. I caught the pilot programme earlier this year, and I predict that they will be a big hit.2 responses to “The Hairy Bikers”
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I saw the pilot too – really enjoy it. Their new series starts on 17th January BBC 2 and they’ve got an official website at http://www.hairybikers.com
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Terrific! Thanks for letting me know, Adam. Cheers.
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Samorost 2
Samorost 2 is out. It’s a quirky little adventure game constructed using Flash technology. Has a sort of Jan Svankmajer or Roland Topor feel to it. The first part can be played online (although the servers are currently experiencing a heavy load from the interest), or both parts can be downloaded for a modest sum and played on your PC or Mac.One response to “Samorost 2”
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[…] Ten years ago, I recommended a little game called Samorost 2. And now after a long wait, Samorost 3 is available. It’s a little gem, with a beautiful soundscape. Every screen is a work of art. The puzzles are not difficult, so it won’t drive you to distraction. Highly recommended. […]
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Latte Art
The Dutch Latte Art Championship took place last month. Some of the winning entries are here. I suppose it beats carving rice grains, but probably not by much…(hat tip to Mike at Coffee Corner)Leave a comment
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Computer Animation
There’s quite a good article in The Economist this week that traces the history of the last few years of computer animation. The history starts, a little late in my opinion, with Toy Story (1995). I think that there’s a case to be made that the first full-length feature film to make extensive use of computer animation was Tron (1982).The article also asks the question: "will computer-animated humans ever look realistic on the screen?". I think the answer is almost certainly: yes, it’s only a matter of time. But the article doesn’t mention what is probably the main barrier to progress: the "uncanny valley".2 responses to “Computer Animation”
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I’m surprised to not see the "Final Fantasy" movie listed here – that is, in my opinion, the most immersive CG experience that I’ve seen on the screen. It’s the only movie where I’ve truly forgotten that I’m watching a CG movie.Kudos for bringing back Tron, one of my old favorites. I still start emails with "Greetings, program!" from time to time. Good times. Now to dig out the DVD….
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I’ve not seen Final Fantasy – but wasn’t it also subject to the "uncanny valley" effect?
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