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Blood Money
So, Shell has settled out of court with the plaintiffs in the Saro-Wiwa case. As a retired employee of Shell, I have the uncomfortable feeling that too much dirty linen would have been aired in court, which saddens, but doesn’t really surprise, me. At least the Saro-Wiwa family and the other plaintiffs feel some sense of closure, which is a good thing, but I am not proud of Shell.And now Malcolm Brinded, the executive director of Royal Dutch Shell, has an opinion piece in today’s Guardian claiming that Shell wanted an opportunity to prove its innocence, and that settling out of court, far from suggesting that Shell was guilty, was the right thing to do. The piece strikes me as a study in breathtaking effrontery. No, I’m not proud of Shell at the moment. -
Catch ’em Young
I’ve never been a fan of Faith Schools. All too often they seem designed to develop intolerance and ignorance of others. That said, if the schools were being funded entirely by their own communities, then I can state my misgivings, but there’s an end to it (unless they break laws, of course).But now, here in the Netherlands, we have an interesting situation developing. Most of the country’s faith schools are state-funded, in other words, some percentage of my taxes go to support them. And now, the Dutch government’s highest advisory council says state-funded schools should be allowed to exclude teachers for being homosexual. Er, hello?I suppose I really shouldn’t be surprised that the usual suspects are lining up to state that they think this is a really good idea:‘Wim Kuiper, director of the association for Christian education, is "forcefully recommending cabinet to follow the advise [sic]". He says orthodox schools should be allowed to refuse to employ people who are gay as well as (straight) couples who live together without being married because their "lifestyle does not square with the bible". But he added that only about a hundred of the 2,200 Christian schools abide by that principle. "The Christian mainstream has employed gay teachers for a long time."So presumably Mr. Kuiper is now suggesting that not only the "cabinet should follow the advice", but that the other 2,100 Christian schools should abide by the principle and get rid of those pesky gay teachers who are obviously corrupting their charges by their very presence in the classroom. And naturally, we have others from the other side of the religious divide trumpeting their joy:Yusuf Altuntas, who represents an umbrella organisation for Islamic schools, announced it is "happy there is finally clarity" on the issue. He says gay teachers can draw their own conclusions. "Judaism, Christianity and Islam disapprove of acting gay (…) If that is what you are, apply at a different school. There are plenty of jobs at non-denominational schools."Yeah, get out of our schools… Happy to, if you stop taking my tax money…Of course, what this removal will lead to is more of what is seen in areas such as Slotervaart, where the chairman of the borough council is trying to combat anti-gay feelings in his community. The irony is that such polarisation would not occur if children could learn some simple truths about people and society right there in their schools…Leave a comment
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But Only Just…
Those are the last three words that Felix Dennis utters sotto voce in this performance of his poems. I don’t quite know whether to applaud or hiss at his life’s work. Perhaps the tension is the thing that makes it interesting.Leave a comment
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Sapolsky on Religion
I’ve not come across Professor Robert Sapolsky before, but I found this lecture by him absolutely riveting. Well worth your time.Leave a comment
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Out Of The Mouths Of Babes And Sucklings…
A rather jolly video produced by a bunch of French teens. I usually try and present reasoned arguments to homophobes, but of course with them it’s just like water off a duck’s back, so I usually end up getting incensed. How pleasant, therefore, to be able to sing along with this bouncy little ditty by Lily Allen and at the same time ridicule homophobes everywhere.(hat tip to Box Turtle Bulletin)Leave a comment
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How Are The Mighty Fallen
I mentioned yesterday how depressing the news was that small-minded xenophobia seems to be on the rise in Dutch Politics, with the success of Geert Wilders and his party in the Dutch election for the European Parliament. Across the channel, things don’t seem to be much better, with the implosion of Gordon Brown’s government.Mind you, the quality of the politicians, or rather, the lack of it, has a lot to do with it. Marina Hyde in today’s Guardian captures the almost farcial nature of the happenings to a tee. Not so much Brown’s Cabinet as Karno’s Army. I particularly liked Hyde’s withering verdict on the appalling Hazel Blears. I don’t know whether Blears does consider herself the natural heir to Barbara Castle as Hyde suggests. It would not surprise me if Blears did, but in reality the comparison is so outlandish as to cause a sharp intake of breath.Leave a comment
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The People Have Spoken…
… and it’s a sad day for Dutch democracy. It appears that Geert Wilders’ right-wing populist party looks likely to win 15% of yesterday’s European Parliament vote and will get four seats. I feel saddened and soiled by this news.Leave a comment
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The Carnival of Ida
Brian Switek has an excellent roundup of scientific commentary on Ida, or Darwinius masillae, the fossil unveiled in a blaze of media glory last month. It really is a beautiful specimen, but many people, including me, have severe misgivings about all the hype that went along with it.Leave a comment
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Compare and Contrast
BBC Four had a couple of history programmes on tonight. First up was Terry Jones on the Celtic civilisation that existed in Europe around the time of Caesar. Then we had Dan Snow on How the Celts Saved Britain. Frankly, give me the lugubrious and slightly cynical Jones over the puppyish Snow any day. Jones’ programme was thought-provoking. Snow’s programme was almost complete and utter tripe.The most telling thing was that Jones stated the old saw about the fact that history is written by the victors (in his case, Caesar). Snow seemed blissfully unaware of this during his retelling of his version of history.Leave a comment
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A Dim-lit Shot of Dangling Balls
Bonnie Tyler’s Total Eclipse of the Heart was, for me, one of the defining videos of the 1980s. Therefore, this literal reading of the video had me in stitches:Leave a comment
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Welcome To Our Titted Overlords
Charlie Brooker is on fine form this week. He may not be entirely serious, but he does have a point. The wetware operating system that runs in the brain of the male variant of Homo sapiens is long overdue for an upgrade.Leave a comment
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The Digital Closet
There was an interesting article on Ars Technica the other day about anti-gay censorship in online gamer forums. The article itself is well-written and level-headed, but what really struck me was reading the comments (all nine pages and counting at the moment) on the article. The amount of fuckwittery on display is really quite astonishing.Leave a comment
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Traditional Crafts
Here’s a post to extol the virtues of traditional crafts and craftsmanship. Last Sunday, there was an event held in our local small town of Varsseveld. Billed as an “Old-timers’ day” (you can understand why I felt right at home), it was a combination of a market, an exhibition of vintage cars and tractors, and folk dancing.
It was charming in its simple way, but I do want to draw your attention to the fact that Varsseveld is the home of the Dutch Clogmaker Champion. Jurjen Jolink has won the title for the last two years running.
While the painted clogs are sold as souvenirs, the everyday clogs are still worn by a lot of folks around here when they’re out working in their fields or gardens.

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Britain’s Gulags
Johann Hari has written another compelling article, this time on the shameful history of Britain’s dealings with Kenya. Go and read it.Leave a comment
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Short Memories?
The Guardian had one of its “In Praise Of…” leaders the other day. This time, it was “In Praise Of Stonewall” – the UK-based group that campaigns for equal rights for gays and lesbians. And it’s true, as far as it goes – Stonewall has indeed accomplished a lot in its 20-year history. Problem is, that’s a blink of the eye for some of us. Today’s paper carries a letter from a Dr. Peter Purton who rightly points out that others were involved in the field of campaigning for far longer.I remember being actively involved with CHE – the Campaign for Homosexual Equality – back in the early 1970s. I helped organise the CHE conference for 1974 (I think it was), held in Malvern. And some of us have longer memories still. Allan Horsfall is arguably the oldest living campaigner – he’s still going strong, as far as I know.It seems to me that the words of Harvey Fierstein, at the opening of the 1988 Gay Games held in Amsterdam, are rather aposite here:“We were carried here on the backs of the millions of gays and lesbians that went before us… some of whom paid for the struggle against prejudice with their very lifeblood.”Leave a comment
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Michael Crookes
I was saddened to learn that Michael Crookes died last month. He was a dancer, choreographer, writer and dance administrator. He was only 47 when he died on the 12th April, in Tunbridge Wells. He had been suffering from cancer.
I only knew him for a short time when our paths crossed in the early 1980s. We had a friend in common: Kerrison Cooke. Kerry was a dancer at the London Festival Ballet and he and Michael , who joined the Royal Ballet in 1980, became very close. Michael had a great sense of humour, and young as he was, was an excellent storyteller and wit. Kerry also had an impish sense of humour, and the combination of the two of them could reduce their listeners to tears of laughter. Alas, Kerry died back in 1989, and now Michael has gone too.
The May 2009 issue of Dance Europe carries Michael’s obituary, and I also found the following on YouTube, which appears to have been made by Michael during his last days:
RIP, Michael.
8 responses to “Michael Crookes”
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Thankyou for posting about Michael Crookes. I was at Legat ballet school with him in the same year.My friend Cathy Evans and I would have endless banter with micheal and tease him mercilessly, and he would think up evil pranks to get his own back. Needless to say we were v. fond of him.I became an actor and bumped into him in clapham in the late 80s He was still hilarious. Thankyou for posting the montage – it brought back many memories. God bless him!
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Hello Georgia, glad to have been able to freshen your memories of Michael…
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Hi – Nina Ghosh here. I also was at Legat with Michael and have many fond memories of a lovely sensitive sweet boy. I was at the senior end of the school when he joined and was his ‘ school mum’. Much later, we renewed our friendship because my son (aged 8yrs at the time) was dancing and Michael took the boys class every Saturday. It was so good to renew our friendship but unfortunately it was not long after that he became ill. They say the ‘good die young’ and that seems to ring true in Michael’s case. Thanks for the lovely footage.
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Hi Geoff, I wonder if you know the burial place of Michael ? Kind regards, Serge
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Hello Serge, I’m afraid I don’t know – as I say, I only knew Michael briefly back in the 1980s when he was a friend of Kerry Cooke.
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What a wonderful dancer Michael was ~ Rest in Peace
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So very sad.After so many years I finally find out what happened to Michael Crookes whom i had met and known in 1980 when i was working at the Royal Opera House. I had lost touch with him to my regret. Seeing his smile again for the first time after so many years brought back so many happy memories of a too brief close friendship. I never forgot him.
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Thank you for posting this. I knew and worked with Michael when he lived in Glasgow in the mid 90’s but regretfully lost touch with him when he moved away. He was such a good man – wickedly funny and so supportive. I’ve often wondered what became of him – and now I’m saddened to know. I’ll never forget him.
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A Panto Moment
In last night’s episode of The Apprentice, Sir Alan Sugar provided us with a perfect pantomime moment when he said to the losing team: "This ain’t no bladdy game show, you know…" I suspect that up and down the land, viewers joined with me in shouting back to the screen: "Oh yes it bladdy well is!" Wonderful stuff.And, taking the editing that goes on in The Apprentice to the next level, here’s Cassetteboy’s take:BTW, Howard didn’t deserve to get fired.Leave a comment
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Comicbook Science
I’m watching the programme on Ida, the 47 million year-old fossil, at the moment. Or at least, trying to watch it. I am growing increasingly tired of the flashy camera shots, overpowering music and the whizz-bang sound effects, which, as far as I am concerned distract from the scientific story. Even the melliflous tones of Sir David Attenborough are failing to calm me down. As far as I’m concerned, the whole production team connected with this travesty can be taken out and thrown into the Messel pit where they can rot for the next 47 million years..Update: Martin, over at the Lay Scientist, points out exactly why the programme was so bad: it’s science-by-press-release (and media event), rather than science by the scientific method. As he says:Perhaps the most telling comment in the program was this observation from Hurum: "Having it at home is like having the Mona Lisa … it makes you feel powerful." Of course power corrupts, and the impression one gets from the hype surrounding this fossil is that the potential for exciting self-promotion has overridden the need for rigorous science. That’s sad enough, but it’s even sadder that the normally excellent Sir David Attenborough and the Natural History Unit were sucked into the mythology of Ida.Leave a comment
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“Vengeance Is Mine”, Saith the Lord
A few weeks ago, I received a chain email from a distant relative. It was about the James Boulger case. As it happens, the email is one of these zombie emails that constantly circulates throughout the internet refusing to die. While I did not realise that at the time, I did respond to my relative telling her that I did not think that vengeance was a good emotion to exercise, and that I would not be passing the email on, or responding to its exhortations in any way.
I was reminded of that example while reading the coverage of the publication of the report into child abuse within Catholic institutions in Ireland. The two things that leapt out at me were (a) the scale of the abuses against children in care and (b) the fact that the Catholic church cut a deal to limit the scale of the financial penalties against it and to prevent prosecution of the perpetrators of the abuse.
My initial reaction was to think “prosecute the bastards!”, but then I wondered whether I was simply seeking vengeance – something that I said was a bad idea in the Jamie Boulger case. On reflection, I don’t think that the two cases can be compared, and I am, in fact, seeking justice, not vengeance. It seems to me that not to bring the perpetrators to account for their crimes is an evil in itself. As A Thinking Man says in this very excellent post:
…the failure to name the perpetrators and bring them to justice, will do nothing but twist a brutal knife into a very painful wound.
I agree, but I see no recognition from the Catholic church of that fact. Instead they are closing ranks and siding with the perpetrators. Shame on them.
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