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Can You See The Stars?
Light pollution is increasing, which means it is becoming ever more difficult to see stars in the night sky. The Globe At Night organisation is asking people around the world to take part in a survey of light pollution levels during the period from 25 Febuary to 8 March 2008. It’s quite easy to do, and I’ll be hoping for some cloudless nights to add my observations into the total.(hat tip to Phil Plait for the link)2 responses to “Can You See The Stars?”
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Thanks for the pointer – an adding an incentive for me to moan to the council about the search lights they’ve just installed on a (closed at night) car park at the end of the street
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Light pollution here is so bad its impossible to see the sky when it’s less than ‘brown’. Being an insomniac, I have to wait until the early hours and a clear night to be rewarded with a deep dark sky and stars…
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The Salamander’s Tale
YouTube user RodHullIAmHim has provided some visuals to The Salamander’s Tale. This is a short extract from the Audiobook version of Richard Dawkins’ The Ancestor’s Tale. The voices you hear are of Dawkins and his wife, Lalla Ward. The tale itself illustrates the phenomenon of ring species – evolution happening on a spatial dimension, rather than a time dimension. The tale ends with a typically thought-provoking twist from Dawkins, one that he explores further in his book.2 responses to “The Salamander’s Tale”
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That was fascinating – I’ve not come across that before, thanks. Sadly I doubt it would change the minds of those who find it more comfortable to make a seperation between us and all other species – who claim our ‘superiority’ gives us the right to do as we wish with other forms of life, and even with sections of our own species.
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Gelert, yes, I fear that you are right. One of the few faults I find with Professor Dawkins is his touching naivety.
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Ballard on Ballard
Ballardian has a transcription of a terrific interview that J. G. Ballard gave to James Naughtie. Unmissable. Here’s Ballard talking about his book Empire of the Sun:In a way it shows the lengths that human beings will go to survive, the instinct for survival is intensely strong, no doubt about that, people will give up everything: every shred of dignity, every dream, every illusion, they will give up their most cherished fantasies, just to live for another half-an-hour. It’s a terrible thing to have to face but it’s true — war is a corrupting experience, it’s corrupting in the sense that violence is quite seductive, it has an appeal, In that, you can understand a world entirely given over to brutality and violence, whereas, sort of, peace — civilised life in the everyday sense of the term — is much more ambiguous, in fact, because we keep discovering there are things about ourselves that don’t quite accord with this notion that we are — civilised inheritors of the whole enlightenment tradition, and that we live in welfare societies and, you know, care for each other, but then something happens that reminds us that maybe it’s not quite that straightforward — war is very corrupting because it is so clear cut — people have a ruthlessness about the need to survive that is unmistakable really.Leave a comment
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From The Desk of Mr. Thompson John
I see that scamming is alive and well. I’ve just had a message "From The Desk of Mr. Thompson John" [sic], who purports to be the head of the auditing department in the Buckingham Palace Road branch of Barclays Bank in London. Yeah, sure. You’ll forgive me if I don’t bother to claim a share in the $10.5 million that you claim to have just lying around waiting for a sucker to send in their bank details to you.Actually, there’s now an emerging sport of folks who spin out the line to these scammers. My favourite at the moment is the exchange between Lewis D. Noogie and the Contract Killers. Worth reading…3 responses to “From The Desk of Mr. Thompson John”
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It’s hard to believe that anyone falls for this. But they do! It’s called greed. And sometimes hope. I believe that recently I nearly fell foul of a scammer – this time a suposed on-line literary agent. For someone who’s desperate I guess its worth a try. Not me.
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Greed I have no time for. But hope, well yes, I can sympathise with that… But, lord, some folks must be truly bereft of hope if they fall for such geegaws as these lowlifes.
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Man that was funny. I’ve considered playing with some of these scammers myself, but never done so. Excellent. The wonderful thing about these scams is the tragic stupidity of the scammers.
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Cruel Clock
The Turing Alarm Clock is a very clever idea – but if you’re not good at mental arithmetic, it seems a rather cruel and unusual punishment…Leave a comment
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The Dame Edna Experience
Following on from a nod to the passing of Emily Perry, I can’t help reminiscing over an abiding memory from The Dame Edna Experience, broadcast back in 1987. Dame Edna was chatting to her guests: Cliff Richard and Mary Whitehouse before introducing the next guest. The idea of Barry Humphries, an Australian female impersonator in his persona of Dame Edna Everage, having Mary Whitehouse, the epitome of all that was the worst in sanctimonious mealy-mouthed moralists, as his/her guest was enough to beggar the imagination. My brain was already rolling over and begging for mercy."Ladies and Gentlemen", trills Edna, "Would you please welcome Mr. Kurt Waldheim, President of Austria!" She stands up and waves grandly towards back centre stage, where on a raised podium over the band, double doors slide open and reveal Kurt Waldheim, clutching a bunch of gladioli! He steps forward to great applause and waves shyly to the audience. Meanwhile, Cliff and Mary are also on their feet, beaming and applauding. You could see the thought going through both of their minds: "Kurt Waldheim? – how is this possible? – but, he’s a really important politician, and I’m here as well…"Mr. Waldheim turns, and walks along the podium. Suddenly, a trapdoor opens up beneath his feet, and he falls through it, gladdies and all. Complete deathly hush in the studio – camera cuts to Dame Edna returning a lever on the table next to her chair to the upright position. Cliff Richard and Mary Whitehouse ashen-faced. Cliff, horror-struck and mute, turns to Dame Edna, his hands making little gesturings towards the podium as if to say "shouldn’t we be doing something to help?" Dame Edna shrugs her shoulders and says to Cliff: "Ï’m sorry dear, but he was getting boring, so I aborted him".Well, the look on their faces as they realise they’ve been had was priceless. I don’t think I laughed so much in years.3 responses to “The Dame Edna Experience”
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Please…where can I see a clip of this event.
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Here’s one: https://youtu.be/QeONI8YV4I0 about 25 minutes in…
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Many, many thanx for the link, Geoff. I was taken back 35 years but still relative today…sadly within the week ‘ she’s died. Much appreciated your prompt response to my request.
All the best,
Peter
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Brain Implants
I see from this post over at the io9 SF web site that John Varley has a new book coming out next month: Rolling Thunder. I’m hoping it will signal a return to his old brilliance. His last couple of novels have had mixed reviews. When he is good, he is very, very good. When he is bad, it appears he writes like Robert Heinlein churning out space opera…The io9 post is about Varley’s plot device in the new novel whereby everyone has a brain implant that allows them to Google information. As you might imagine, there are pros and cons.As I say, I hope Varley is back on form. As I’ve mentioned before, his novel Steel Beach has the greatest opening sentence in all of Science Fiction:"In five years, the penis will be obsolete" said the salesman.Leave a comment
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Crayon Physics Deluxe
Oooh – I want this when it’s available. The perfect thing for my Tablet PC…Leave a comment
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RIP, Madge
Emily Perry has died at the age of 100. I remember her Madge Allsop with fondness.2 responses to “RIP, Madge”
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I kid you not, Geoff, as I leave for work every morning, I ask myself in an Aussie falsetto, "Where’s your badge, Madge?" She could steal the scene by just sitting there. Wonderful.
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Yep, Edna and Madge left a lasting impression on a lot of us…
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Not A Good Idea
My heart goes out to the shade of Sir Adrian Boult. His earthly remains must surely be spinning in his grave over this LP cover. Yes, it was the 1970s, but still – did no-one register that this was not quite the best image to use to advertise Gustav Holst’s The Planets? And I can’t help feeling that the comment by Extracrispy points out something further that is troubling in the image.
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David Shenton
This seems like a blast from the past – I’ve just been told that David Shenton is still producing his comics. And here he is! I remember his work from years ago in the old Gay News. Good to see that he’s still around. Here’s a typical example. His amateur artist has obviously never met Detective Inspector Twist (a private reference for those who knew me back in the 1970s)Leave a comment
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There’s Nowt So Queer As Folk…
And here’s the next installment of an occasional series. This time, a tip of the hat goes to Jim Downey for drawing our attention to people who trepan for fun. Warning, if you follow his links to the diary entries, you’ll get the full works – amateur operating theatres, blood, and clear contenders for the Darwin Awards.Leave a comment
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Service Change
I’ve just noticed that Microsoft has introduced a change to Windows Live Spaces. For some reason best known to themselves, they’ve bolded the fonts used on Custom Lists, and the descriptions of List entries are no longer displayed when the list is displayed in narrow layout columns.This non-displaying of descriptions has transformed some of my lists into total incomprehensibility. For example, in my "Wines I Have Known" list, I used the description field in the entries to display a rating. Now, these ratings no longer show up on the main page – all you see is a simple list of links to the wine producers. Not very useful.Needless to say, Microsoft made this change without telling anyone. The Spaces product team even have a Windows Live Spaces blog – The Space Craft. I would have thought that they could have used it to announce changes like this; but no, they are wittering on about The Oscars. As if I could give a toss… I’m in full GOM mode today.Update: Well, as of the 27th March 2008, I’m pleased to see that Microsoft has responded and rolled back some of the changes. In particular, my wine list now works as I intended. Good stuff.Leave a comment
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Lunar Eclipse
Well, I attempted to see the lunar eclipse last night. There was just this slight problem of there being 100% cloud cover and mist. So I saw nothing. Bugger.Leave a comment
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Screams in the Night
Two nights ago, we both woke up in the middle of the night on hearing a sound. It was made by something that was just outside of the bedroom window. Neither of us had ever heard anything like it. It was so strange that neither of us wanted to get out of bed and investigate the owner of the sound.Thanks to Bill Oddie’s Wild Side, I’ve now found out what was screaming outside of our bedroom. It was a hedgehog. It was very angry or distressed about something. Here’s what it sounds like.2 responses to “Screams in the Night”
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Hi, I had no idea that they made that noise…Kaz x
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Hi, Kaz. No, neither did we, until I saw the item on the noises that animals make on the Bill Oddie programme. I have to say, that when we heard it in the middle of the night, it was somewhat scary…
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Dissecting Dawkins’ Fleas
Over the past year or so, a new niche in the book market has appeared: books written by authors who attempt a riposte of Richard Dawkins’ The God Delusion. They have become known as Dawkins’ Fleas (an allusion to a statement made by the poet W. B. Yeats about his imitators).Paula Kirby has taken on the sterling task of reviewing four of these books in great detail. She has done a magnificent job. Hercules cleaning out the Augean stables comes to mind.2 responses to “Dissecting Dawkins’ Fleas”
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Please buy and trash my book!
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For my publisher…I make barely a pittance off it
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Who Are The Fire Starters?
David Thompson asks this question over at his blog. A valid point, I feel. It would appear that some folks think that Mo should not be castigated for wanting to find his cigarette lighter. But hang on, who is starting these fires?Leave a comment

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