Reflections on life at “De Witte Wand”…

  • If Donald Got Fired…

    A little balm for the soul at this moment of crisis…

    And to my American readers… Vote! All our futures depend on it!

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  • The Masque of the Red Death

    It all seems so inevitable that Donald Trump would succumb because of hubris, and his blatant disregard of the facts.

    And it remains difficult not to feel schadenfreude and not to laugh at the Covid Joker himself. As Marina Hyde says:

    God knows, it’s excruciatingly hard to chirp “Get well soon!” to this particular patient, but … get well soonish. Those of us who want to escape the cesspool Trump has helped drag the world into will wish him a better time with the virus than the one to which he blithely condemned so many of those he was elected to serve. Each to their own, but I’m against all forms of the death penalty, karmic or otherwise.

    But still, it is what it is, eh, Donald?

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  • Fitbit: One Hand Giveth, Another Taketh Away…

    My first fitness band was a Microsoft Band 2. The functions were well thought out, and it tracked my workouts at the gym very well indeed. Unfortunately, whilst the design was good, the build quality was appalling – so much so that I got through three examples before Microsoft pulled the plug on the product entirely.

    So I looked around for an alternative and selected the Fitbit Ionic. While it didn’t track my workouts as closely as the Band 2, it was acceptable, and other functions (watch, timer, notifications) matched what I had with the Band.

    The Ionic also had the capability to store music and play this back through Bluetooth headphones. This I found very useful – I now listen to Podcasts during my sessions at the gym. Getting the Podcasts onto the Ionic is a very slow and clunky process involving a badly-designed Fitbit Windows app and WiFi, but, OK, it more or less works.

    My Ionic is now getting on for three years old, and despite a small crack in the screen in a corner, it is still working satisfactorily. However, sooner or later the inevitable will happen, and I will need to look for a replacement.

    I see that Fitbit have just introduced two new models positioned as potential replacements of the Ionic – the Versa 3 and the Sense. Up until now, the Versa product line has closely matched the features of the Ionic, including music storage, while the Sense is a brand new introduction focusing more on health than fitness functions.

    Both the Versa 3 and the Sense list “Music Experience” in their features, but the wording rang alarm bells in my head:

    Store and play music and podcasts with Deezer, plus control Spotify from your wrist—then, use them to stay motivated with curated playlists specifically made for your favourite workouts.

    Although Deezer is available as an app on my Ionic, I don’t, and won’t, subscribe to either the Deezer or Spotify streaming services. With local music storage on my Ionic, I don’t need them.

    I checked the product manuals for the Versa 3 and the Sense, and yes, there was no reference to either of these products having the capability of storing local music. If you want to listen to music, you must be a subscriber to either Deezer or Spotify. That’s a deal-breaker for me. Unless this feature is restored to the Versa 3 or added to the Sense, neither are of interest to me. Judging from the Fitbit community forums, I’m not the only one.

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  • Don’t Let The Door Hit You On The Way Out

    The news that Facebook is saying that they may have to quit Europe brings a smile to my face. It can’t happen soon enough as far as I’m concerned. Good Riddance.

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  • The Other Shoe Drops

    If you were lucky enough to have a UK bank account before coming to live in the EU – you’re going to lose it by the end of the year

    Something tells me the UK’s National Savings and Investments organisation pulled the plug early and hoped to bury the bad news.

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  • There Are No Adults In The Room

    The room in this case being in Number 10, Downing Street. With the threat to break International Law, the UK Government seems intent on making the UK an international pariah. Chris Grey, over at his Brexit Blog has some choice words on the whole debacle. It’s a must-read.

    And now Boris Johnson is seeking to blame Brussels for an issue of his own making. The man is incompetent, and has no shame whatsoever.

    Addendum: and all praise to Marina Hyde for her satirical evisceration of this bunch of clowns. Thanks for making me laugh, otherwise I would be weeping at what the UK has come to.

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  • RIP Diana

    Saddened to hear that Dame Diana Rigg has died. Even though she reached the respectable age of 82, I’m sure she would have carried on giving delight to audiences if cancer hadn’t got its claws into her.

    I suppose that for most people she will be best known for her performance as Lady Olena Tyrell in Game of Thrones, but for many of us she remains etched in our memories as Emma Peel – the best partner that John Steed ever had. The House That Jack Built remains my favourite episode of The Avengers, right from when I first saw it in 1966.

    Her range as an actress was wide – from Shakespeare to musicals (we were fortunate enough to see her in the London production of Follies in 1988), and she starred in productions in the theatre, film and TV. I still remember, with a shudder, her brilliant performance as Helena in Mother Love, and with a wry smile, her performance as Mrs. Gillyflower in The Crimson Horror episode of Doctor Who.

    She lives on in our memories, and in the recordings of those productions to which she gave her talent.

    A Life in pictures.

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  • Adding Insult To Injury

    The news that Tony Abbott has been appointed as a UK Trade Advisor would seem to confirm my suspicion that the UK government is resolutely determined to achieve a no-deal situation with the EU by the end of the year.

    I feel that the phrase “UK Government” is rapidly achieving oxymoronic status. If you want to laugh about this latest turn of events, then I can recommend First Dog on the Moon. If, like me, you feel like crying about the whole Brexit clusterfuck, then I can recommend Chris Grey’s Brexit Blog for a forensic flensing of the whole sorry saga.

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  • Who Is Civilisation For?

    Another thought-provoking talk given by Jaron Lanier. It’s a recording of the talk he gave as the Willy Brandt Lecture in 2018, followed by a Q+A session with Ulrich Kelber, German Federal Commissioner for Data Protection and Freedom of Information.

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  • Darkening the World

    “we live in a world that has been darkening recently” – and yet… I do like Jaron Lanier and his polemics and dissertations on where we are and where we are going…

    Worth listening to.

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  • Comet Neowise

    There’s a field of maize at one side of our garden. Last night comet Neowise was clearly visible above the field.

    4 responses to “Comet Neowise”

    1. Ludwig Avatar

      Nicely photographed! You also have a much darker place than we do here in the Atlanta area. We went out to view it from a large open space with no lights to the west and north, but the the lights from the areas beyond made the sky glow hide the comet from my eyes. Our son could make it out with binoculars, but my old eyes failed. It barely shows in my photos, not worth sharing.

    2. Geoff Coupe Avatar

      Thanks, Ludwig. This was the second night of attempting to photograph the comet. The first night’s shot were ruined because the focus was very slightly off – and there was not sufficient light from the comet and stars for me to realise it. Taught me to focus on infinity during daylight hours and make sure that I didn’t bump the focus ring on the following night…

    3. Matthew D Healy Avatar
      Matthew D Healy

      I got a photo a few nights ago from my deck, but since we’re on a suburban street with lights it’s not as good as your photo. Due to the lights I didn’t actually see it with my naked eyes, so I just put my camera on a tripod, pointed it in the right direction, and snapped a photo in the “Stars” mode of my camera. Then I went back inside, transferred the image to my computer, and there it was. I cropped and tweaked a little. So here’s the comet, as seen by my camera from Coralville, Iowa:

      https://photos.app.goo.gl/4YkH3hUs4h4JMuUXA

      PS: now we’re in the middle of the continent, but in Devonian times this place was a coral reef, hence the name.

      1. Geoff Coupe Avatar

        Matthew, nice shot! The comet is fainter now than when I managed to get my shot. I tried again a couple of nights ago, and it was noticeably less visible. I wasn’t happy with the results this time.

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  • APOD is 25 Today!

    For the past 25 years, the folks behind Astronomy Picture of the Day have been providing a daily astronomical image or video that illustrate the beauty of science. Congratulations to them…

    I use their Apps to set a new daily wallpaper on all my screens – PCs, laptops, tablets and smartphone. Thank you for all the images.

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  • Customer Service as an Oxymoron

    Six years ago, I blogged about the UK’s National Savings and Investment organisation:

    The UK’s National Savings and Investments organisation – those lovely people who run the Premium Bonds – have finally woken up to the fact that it is now the 21st Century. For years, they would only do electronic transfers of prizes or payments to UK bank accounts. If you live overseas, they would send you a crossed warrant. The one time I got one of these, I trotted along to my local bank branch (now closed, for reasons of efficiency) and handed them the crossed warrant. They stared at it with a sense of wonder. Clearly, they’d never ever seen one before. It took them a while to find and fill out the requisite form to deal with it, and charged me for the privilege of doing so.

    A few days ago, I received an email from the NS&I proudly announcing that they could now do electronic transfers to international bank accounts.

    The reason for that blog post was the bureaucratic hurdles that the NS&I put in the way of getting access to that service. I finally got there and they acknowledged that they would use my Dutch ABN AMRO bank account with my IBAN for electronic transfers.

    And the reason for this blog post is that last month I got an email from the NS&I informing me that they would be closing their international payments service from next month:

    NSandI 02

    Er, hello? An “inconvenience”? They must be aware that a non-UK resident cannot open a bank account in the UK, so that suggestion of using a UK bank account is risible. Perhaps they anticipate returning to sending out paper cheques to overseas residents in place of using the international banking system.

    I phoned my bank today, only to be told that they no longer process paper cheques – it’s electronic funds transfers only these days. I could hear the incredulity in the voice at the other end of the line – he was doubtless thinking, as I was, that this is now 2020, and we did away with paper and quill pens some time ago…

    I really have no recourse but to cash-in my Premium Bonds, and I suspect the majority of other non-UK Bond holders will have to do the same. I have been saving with Premium Bonds since 1964, but not for much longer, and not of my choosing.

    So, Ms. Andreana Carrigan, Customer Service Manager – do you see now why I consider the term “Customer Service” to be an oxymoron in your case?

    Addendum 22 September 2020: And now the other shoe drops. If you were lucky enough to have a UK bank account before coming to live in the EU – you’re going to lose it by the end of the year. So the NS&I will be losing more than just my custom.

    I wrote and complained, and naturally they rejected my complaint.

    They took a narrow view (“your complaint is that the International Payment Service is no longer available”), whereas my complaint was threefold:

    1. You’ve stopped it.
    2. You have offered no viable alternative (a UK bank account is not an alternative for non-UK resident Bond holders) and therefore
    3. You have forced me to stop being a customer.

    I find it astounding that the UK government’s pension service can happily continue to pay out my UK pension into my Dutch bank account using the Worldlink service, whilst it is seemingly beyond the NS&I’s capability to do so for Premium Bonds.

    As I say, I assume that all of us non-UK residents will be forced to cash-in our Premium Bonds as a result, and I wonder how much that will cost the UK Treasury?

    7 responses to “Customer Service as an Oxymoron”

    1. […] Something tells me the UK’s National Savings and Investments organisation pulled the plug early and hoped to bury the bad news. […]

    2. Denise Grew Avatar
      Denise Grew

      How did you manage to cash in your Premium Bonds?

      1. Geoff Coupe Avatar

        I did it two years ago, when I got the letter from the NS&I. I see that Ms. Carrigan has just sent out an email to overseas residents telling us that we can no longer hold UK bank accounts. Something that she should have done two years ago… Oxymoronic indeed…

        1. Denise Grew Avatar
          Denise Grew

          Sorry I didn’t get back to you sooner. I have only just picked up the courage to, again, tackle this problem. So, my original question was “How did you manage to cash in your Premium Bonds?”. Perhaps the method you used is still valid!

          1. Geoff Coupe Avatar

            Denise – sorry but the method I used is no longer available; the NS&I closed their IBAN system down 2 years ago. Now, you will have to phone them on +44 1253 832007 and they will “discuss” (their word) how they can pay the money back to you. Good luck!

            1. Glen Cameron Avatar
              Glen Cameron

              2023 and having identical problems. This started January 2023 with a simple balance enquiry. I was told to upgrade my computer system which I rejected. From there all down hill and now returning my two useless cheques/warrants. Wish me luck. Regards Glen Cameron

              1. Geoff Coupe Avatar

                The best of luck indeed.

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  • What I’m Thinking About

    It amazes me that the US has people like this, yet they still manage to pick Trump for President…

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  • RIP, Larry

    Larry Kramer has died. His obituary is here, but perhaps this eulogy by Matthew Lopez says more about him in this time of Covid-19.

    I have a copy of Kramer’s Reports from the Holocaust in the library, in which he coruscates the US government’s failure to deal with the AIDS crisis. Dr. Anthony Fauci figures in the book. Kramer is his nemesis, and indeed Dr. Fauci came over time to recognise that he was wrong and Kramer was right.

    And then there’s Faggots – Kramer’s 1987 novel that caused a furore in the male gay community. That’s also in the library. Time for a re-read, I think.

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    The cover illustration is by the artist Michael Leonard. Many years ago, I posed as a model, together with a good friend, Kerry, for him – but that’s another story…

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  • "He has acted responsibly, legally and with integrity."

    Boris Johnson’s defence of his political adviser Dominic Cummings is, in a word, unfuckingbelievable.

    As John Crace so rightly observes, it is now clear who is running the UK – and it isn’t Boris Johnson.

    One law for the little people, and another law for your boss, eh, Boris?

    Addendum 27 May 2020: the ever-dependable Marina Hyde eviscerates both Cummings and Johnson; whilst Chris Grey, over at his Brexit Blog, makes similar points about the paradox of populism – in less caustic tones, but none the less salient for all that.

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  • Enigmatic, Elegaic, Extraordinary

    It’s called “Tales From The Loop”. It has taken several forms: an art book, a role-playing game, and now a TV miniseries of eight episodes available on Amazon Prime Video.

    It’s a world that has emerged from the imagination of Swedish artist Simon Stålenhag. A world that merges a rural landscape with elements of small-town Swedish life in the 1980s and the detritus of yet-to-be invented technology.

    You can get some idea of the shape of the landscape and the artist’s inspirations for it from this short film that was made in 2015 for the Kickstarter project to produce the English versions of his books.

    While waiting for my copy of the book to arrive at the local bookshop, I thought I would take a look at the TV miniseries. The trailer certainly looked intriguing – and it had the added bonus of having Jonathan Pryce in one of the roles.

    I saw the first episode and was instantly hooked. This is my kind of Science Fiction – the miniseries is really eight interlinked tales that explore different facets of the human condition.  They reminded me of the writings of Ray Bradbury; in particular those of growing up in a small town, where the fantastical is glimpsed out of the corner of the eye: Dandelion Wine, and of the tale of growing old: I Sing The Body Electric.

    Highly recommended.

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    1. Tom_T Avatar
      Tom_T

      I was on the fence about giving this show a try; your review has convinced me. Intriguing comparison to Bradbury.

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  • Will Microsoft Ever Learn?

    This is an old cartoon showing the organisation chart of Microsoft and its warring fiefdoms.

    microsoft-org-chart

    It was certainly true back in the day when I had business contacts with Microsoft on behalf of my employer.

    And it would seem that even today, plus ça change, plus c’est la mĂŞme chose…

    In this time of social-distancing, the need for an easy-to-use video-conferencing tool is self-evident. I needed to find one for our local village community committee (I’m the secretary) so that we could hold our meetings online.

    I’ve been a Skype user since its introduction in 2003, and so that was my first thought. However, it was acquired by Microsoft in 2011 and the technology became enmeshed in Microsoft’s internal politics. Microsoft had its own rival technology: Windows Live Messenger, and a shotgun marriage was hastily arranged.

    As a result, the evolution of Skype in Microsoft has not been smooth, and even today it looks as though it is the result of ideas that have been thrown at a wall to see if they would stick. There is also Microsoft’s Skype for Business (which, as Wikipedia points out is “Not to be confused with Skype”). Microsoft also announced in 2017 that Skype for Business would be phased out in favour of Microsoft Teams, yet another online collaboration platform.

    I took a quick look at the free version of Microsoft Teams to see whether it might be suitable for use in our committee. I was not impressed. I set up a simple team of two users and found that the security hoops that you have to jump through before Microsoft Teams will accept someone into a team would try the patience of Job. It also seems as though having a Microsoft Account is essential for entry, and that is already a stumbling block for many people. I don’t think everyone on our committee has such a thing, and it would be a big ask for them to get one.

    I then found that shared documents wouldn’t share – Teams would merely give me a cartoon of a melted ice-cream cone with the words “Something has gone wrong”. Not very helpful. Twenty-four hours later, it seems to have mysteriously fixed itself, but it doesn’t exactly fill me with confidence.

    So the choice at the moment (in Microsoft products) is between the simpler Skype or the bells and whistles of Microsoft Teams, which is firmly aimed at business and enterprise users.  The choice is not made easier by today’s announcement that Microsoft will be bringing a version of Teams aimed at home users – impinging on Skype’s turf. Skype is also under threat from non-Microsoft rivals such as Zoom. As Tom Warren says in his article in The Verge:

    Microsoft wasn’t afraid of ditching the 100 million people using Windows Live Messenger years ago, and I wouldn’t be surprised to see the company try and push Skype users over to Teams in the months ahead. Like Microsoft said, “For now, Skype will remain a great option for customers who love it and want to connect with basic chat and video calling capabilities.” The “for now” part of that statement is a telling sign that Microsoft’s focus is now Teams, not Skype.

    As I said: Plus ça change, plus c’est la mĂŞme chose…

    Addendum: I mentioned Zoom above. I see that it has rather become the victim of its own success. Because of Covid-19, the number of users has skyrocketed, and the resulting upsurge in numbers has revealed some rather worrying privacy and security issues in the product. I really don’t want to touch it with a bargepole, and will stick to Skype, thank you.

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    1. […] As I predicted a year ago, Microsoft is dropping Skype, and trying to persuade people to move to a version of Microsoft Teams intended for home users. It will come as standard in Windows 11, but it is already available for Window 10 as a download. Actually, it’s been available for some time for iOS and Android devices, with support for Windows having been added in the past few weeks. […]

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  • Living in Interesting Times

    The emergence of the Coronavirus Covid-19 has given us all something else to worry about besides climate change, Brexit and Trump. 

    For months now I’ve been leading a workgroup planning two events in our village to celebrate the 75 years since the liberation of the Netherlands.

    We were going to have two events in our village hall. On the 3rd April – an evening of drama, song and stories (Freedom Then & Now), with an exhibition of photos, documents, objects, and clothing from 1945 plus drawings, poems, essays from the children in the village school about what Freedom means to them now. On the 4th April: a “Liberation Brunch” with an exhibition of wartime vehicles, and all the children would get a kite and be challenged to draw their symbol of Freedom on it before flying it from the field next to the hall.

    Last week, the Dutch government ruled that all events of more than 100 people were forbidden in the Netherlands until at least 31 March – and the Village Hall committee decided to shut the Hall until further notice.

    Then yesterday, the government strengthened the rules further. They announced that all schools, children’s day-care, restaurants, pubs, sports clubs, saunas, sexclubs and coffeeshops (this is the Netherlands, after all!) are to shut until the 6th April. Everybody is being asked to keep 1.5m distance from each other – including while shopping. Only children with parents who work in Healthcare, Police, Public Transport or Fire Services are being allowed to go to school or day-care.

    Buggeration. So everything has had to be cancelled, and I have no idea when or even if we can resurrect the events… Still, if it helps to stem the spread of the virus, it will be worth it in the end.

    As the apocryphal Chinese Curse has it: may you live in interesting times.

    5 responses to “Living in Interesting Times”

    1. Ludwig Avatar

      A colleague tweeted: Blessed are the social distant for they shall inherit the earth. So stay apart, be safe, be well!

    2. Mike Tremoulet Avatar
      Mike Tremoulet

      Beyond interesting. Houston is under “stay at home” orders, because we reserve “shelter in place” language for hurricanes and refinery explosions/leaks. On the list of essential businesses to stay open is grocery stores, liquor stores, and furniture retailers…

      (Stay safe, my friend!)

      1. Geoff Coupe Avatar

        Hi Mike – I take it that you will be able to work from home? Even in my days at Shell I was able to do that when necessary. As for the list of essential businesses, here in Yoorop we’re hearing that gun stores are also on the list… Good luck with Trump and Pence leading the response to Covid-19 – I fear that you’re going to need it.

        1. Mike Tremoulet Avatar
          Mike Tremoulet

          Very much able to work from home – give me electricity and an IP address and I’m unstoppable. 🙂 It’s been a pretty smooth transition for me to be working from home, thankfully.

          As for our national response, this is yet another test of modern American politics. I see cities and states stepping in where the federal government is not, so there are silver linings to be found among the clouds, but this will be a telling journey.

          1. Geoff Coupe Avatar

            I had every confidence that you, of all people, would be able to do it easily! 🙂 Stay Well!

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  • Messages of Farewell

    It’s the day after Brexit, and I’m still feeling depressed, and angry, about the whole sorry situation. I’ve been reading messages of farewell published in today’s Guardian from my fellow Europeans, and they have put into words the emotions I am experiencing. Two writers in particular capture my feelings, as these extracts may illustrate:

    Carlo Rovelli (theoretical physicist)

    What breaks my heart in Britain leaving the European project is the dark message that Brexit delivers to the entire planet: every nation for itself, instead of collaborating for the common good; everybody making its own rules, instead of searching for common ground; every group competing with the others, instead of solving the common problems together.

    Agnieszka Holland (film director)

    Do you really believe that turning your backs on the continent will hold off ecological catastrophe, the waves of migrants, artificial intelligence, the internet revolution or women’s aspirations? Do you believe that globalisation and unfettered capitalism as conducted by China or Trump’s America will give you more affluence and sovereignty than belonging to a community of Europeans, who can achieve any kind of success only by working together, and who are at least trying their best to maintain the values of freedom, equality, fraternity, solidarity, justice and human rights; the rights of all living creatures; and responsibility for the future of the planet?

    Adhering to these values is the only thing that can save humanity from sliding into an abyss of evil; we became familiar with this in the terrible 20th century, and the European Union was meant to inoculate us against the temptation to return to dark times. And for many years, together, it worked.

    Aren’t you ashamed to be the first to back away from hope? Can you see an alternative? Do you really think that once we’ve broken our voluntary ties things will be just as they were before? No, they will not. So I cannot wish you all the best. I won’t say “Goodbye and good luck.” Because I’m furious with you. I really do like you – your people, landscape, gardens and moorlands; your history, culture and art; your unique British manner, even in its debased form; your humour, eccentricity and bravery. But I am sure you are making a mistake that we’re all going to pay for – you are sure to, but so are we. I am afraid everyone’s going to pay equally for the lies, cowardice and arrogance of the few.

    Also in today’s Guardian is Ian McEwan’s withering summary of Brexit. Well worth reading and reflecting on.

    I sincerely hope that my fellow countrymen reflect on what they have done, and that this ignominious decision will come, in time, to be reversed. It will probably take at least a generation, and I am very likely to be long dead, but we Europeans will be waiting.

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