Reflections on life at “De Witte Wand”…

  • And The Answer Is…

    If you’ve ever wondered what the answer would be to the eternal question, then here’s your chance to discover the precise distance…
     
    (hat tip to the Bad Astonomy Blog)

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  • Elementary Physics

    At the moment, I’m moving very slowly with a limp and occasionally emitting a whimper of pain. It’s all my own fault.
     
    The sequence of events was set in motion about six weeks ago when Martin decided that he’d like to throw open access to the garden to members of the public. He’s a keen gardener, and very proud of what he’s achieved in the garden here in just over a year. So he joined Groei & Bloei, the Dutch association of amateur gardeners; the local chairman came to inpsect the garden, and gave Martin the go-ahead to open the garden. Martin picked next weekend as the date, and thus the garden will be open to the public next Saturday and Sunday afternoons.  
     
    Of course, Martin wants the garden to look its best, so we’ve both been working hard to get it ready. My tasks are generally mowing and hedge trimming. This last week I trimmed all the box hedges and yesterday I started on the hornbeam hedge. This is a tall hedge, and requires me to use a ladder.
     
    You can see where this is going, can’t you?
     
    I’ve got one of those multi-purpose aluminium ladders that can be locked into a variety of shapes. I had it in the form of a raised platform, with a plank of wood laid across the rungs to form the platform. Standing on it, I could tackle the top of the hedge, using the electric hedgetrimmer.
     
    Now, I’ve always understood the elementary physics of fulcrums and levers, and I knew that it was important to have the plank of wood laid carefully across the rungs. The ends of the plank, in particular, had to be resting on rungs, otherwise the plank would tip up if I trod on the end section. I knew this. And yet, about halfway through cutting the top of the hedge, I moved to the end of the plank and suddenly had a very bad feeling.
     
    I looked down, and saw the the end of the plank was no longer resting on a rung. My right foot was standing on the ladder frame. However, my left foot was standing on the end of the plank that was now free to tilt downward through the ladder, which is precisely what it was doing. Everything progressed in slow motion. I remember thinking that I was still holding the hedgetrimmer, and that had to be jettisoned in as safe a manner as possible, and that I was, in all probability, about to experience for the very first time, what a broken leg would feel like.
     
    Fortunately, elementary phsyics saved the day once again. Since the heavy wooden plank was now falling through the rungs of the ladder, all that was left was the weight of the aluminium ladder itself. I was now falling face down off one end of the platform, with my left leg caught between two rungs on the top of the platform. My weight, and my trajectory, caused the whole platform to lift and pivot around the legs of the ladder at the end that I was falling from. Had that pivot not occurred, there would have been a very nasty snapping of both my tibia and fibula.
     
    I lay there for a few moments (going "ow-ow-ow-ow", "shit!" and variations on that theme) before I thought that I probably should check to see if I had broken my leg. Fortunately, I hadn’t, although there was a small gash where the flesh had got trapped between the tibia and the ladder rung. However, now I have a painful leg and currently reduced to hobbling around. The rest of the hedge will have to wait.
     
    What really makes me feel stupid is that I’ve always known this accident could potentially happen. I’ve spent hours standing on the plank on the ladder platform. All it took was one momentary lapse of concentration, and the laws of physics kicked in. However, it could have been worse.

    15 responses to “Elementary Physics”

    1. Gelert Avatar
      Gelert

       physics, it seems to me, is just about the only thing that can be relied on. With me this last week, the laws of force and motion kicked in involving a bloody nose. I’m very glad you did not experience the double snapping effect, and hope the garden opening is a great success. It looks huge in the photos, I hope you will post some of the event.

    2. Geoff Avatar
      Geoff

      Gelert, hopefully the nose has recovered. I think I’ll hobble along to the doctor tomorrow for his opinion on the leg. It’s beginning to throb more than it was yesterday, and is noticeably larger… Will definitely post photos of next weekend. Hope the weather holds up. We currently have a severe thunderstorm passing through…

    3. Brian Avatar
      Brian

      Do we get phots of the leg too?  Steer your thunderstorm a few kilometres south, please, we’re fed up with this sauna.

    4. Brian Avatar
      Brian

      Do we get phots of the leg too?  Steer your thunderstorm a few kilometres south, please, we’re fed up with this sauna.

    5. Brian Avatar
      Brian

      Do we get phots of the leg too?  Steer your thunderstorm a few kilometres south, please, we’re fed up with this sauna.

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      Brian

      Do we get photos of the leg too?  Hope you’re on the mend.  Steer your thunderstorm a few kilometres south, please, we’re fed up with this sauna.

    7. Brian Avatar
      Brian

      Do we get photos of the leg too?  Hope you’re on the mend.  Steer your thunderstorm a few kilometres south, please, we’re fed up with this sauna.

    8. Brian Avatar
      Brian

      Do we get photos of the leg too?  Hope you’re on the mend.  Steer your thunderstorm a few kilometres south, please, we’re fed up with this sauna.

    9. Brian Avatar
      Brian

      I clicked once, honest, Geoff!

    10. Brian Avatar
      Brian

      I clicked once, honest, Geoff!

    11. Brian Avatar
      Brian

      I clicked once, honest, Geoff!

    12. Geoff Avatar
      Geoff

      Hallo, we appear to have an echo in here… Coboró, I’m sure it’s not your fault…

    13. Gelert Avatar
      Gelert

      pffffft. He once sent me a text 13 times and tried to blame it on MY ‘phone! Don’t believe it for a second.

    14. Brian Avatar
      Brian

      That was the phone you dropped in the bath, sweetie, remember? (sighs).

    15. Geoff Avatar
      Geoff

      I won’t even ask…

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  • Don’t Blink

    While the episode was entitled Blink, the operative command was clearly "Don’t blink!" Another superb episode. This series of Doctor Who has had some real crackers in it. While the "weeping angels" were, for me, almost a MacGuffin, there were some fascinating ideas on show. The time-separated conversation, for example, and the sequence at the end when the Doctor clearly doesn’t have a clue who Sally Sparrow is (yet).
     
    And Billy Shipton was terrific.
     
    Nicely directed, too. The shot where Larry Nightingale blinks certainly caused me to cry out involuntarily. Nicely done.
     
    And it looks as though next week’s episode will have the return of Captain Jack and an appearance by Derek Jacobi. I can’t wait.

    2 responses to “Don’t Blink”

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      Brian

      I too, thought that was very cleverly done, and I screamed at the same point you did!  Also looking forward to next week, but then if John Barrowman were paint, I’d watch him dry.  Can I have him for my birthday next month?  

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      Brian

      I too, thought that was very cleverly done, and I screamed at the same point you did!  Also looking forward to next week, but then if John Barrowman were paint, I’d watch him dry.  Can I have him for my birthday next month?  

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  • Michael Tolliver Lives

    That’s the title of the next book in Armistead Maupin’s Tales of the City series. It follows the last book after a break of almost twenty years. The world it will describe has changed utterly, and I can’t wait to read it. If you don’t know Maupin’s or the Tales’ background, there’s a good article in today’s Guardian Review.
     
    Update: Oh dear, Philip Hensher gives it a stinking review in today’s Observer. Perhaps the love affair is over…

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      Brian

      I loved that series!  I saw it on telly in the States in the early 90s and then went and devoured the novels.  Maupin’s been afourite ever since.  Apart from the stories, the telly series also introduced me to Olympia Dukakis and Laura Linney for the first time, two very under-utilised actresses.  Thanks for the tip, Geoff, I’m looking forward to this. 

    2. Geoff Avatar
      Geoff

      Coboró, see my update. I’m thinking I need to check out other reviews before plunking down my hard-earned cash.

    3. Gelert Avatar
      Gelert

      Philip Hensher is the guy who tutored my writing course last summer. He’s just one reviewer remember. He wasn’t that keen on some of my own well loved writers. I often find I don’t agree with reviews, I’m sure you do too.

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  • The Handmaid’s Tale

    Truth is often stranger, and more unsettling, than fiction.

    2 responses to “The Handmaid’s Tale”

    1. Gelert Avatar
      Gelert

      My sister thinks that’s why women and gay men get on so well so often – its the same for both.

    2. Geoff Avatar
      Geoff

      Gelert, there’s probably something in that. It’s also possibly because, in part, the whole mess of sexual attraction is either absent or vastly reduced so that the man and woman can get on with being good friends. Having said that, there is also the phenomenon of the bromance to consider…

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  • Prospect Cottage

    A moment of pleasure when I learned from Diamond Geezer’s seaside postcard from Dungeness that the garden at Prospect Cottage is still thriving. Thank you, Derek. You are missed.

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  • The Levers That Power Cults

    A couple of days ago, I mentioned a couple of thought-provoking articles in the current issue of Prospect. The first looking at the background to  the lead bomber of 7/7, and the second that highlighted the views of Mary Douglas on cults.
     
    In the comments to my entry, Coboró mentioned that he had found that the quotation from the article on Mary Douglas fitted the situation of Fred Phelps’ Westboro Baptist Church "chillingly".
     
    I have to say that I’m not surprised. The laws that determine whether cults succeed or fail seem fairly straightfoward. What is depressing is how often the victims fail to appreciate this.
     
    But today, I came across another blog posting that I found illuminating. It’s from Sean Prophet, who writes the Black Sun Journal blog. Sean grew up in a cult – his parents founded the Summit Lighthouse.
     
    And why did I find Sean’s posting illuminating? Because it makes the all-too-obvious-point-in-hindsight that cults derive their power not only from their leaders, but also from their persuaded followers. Well, hindsight may be a wonderful thing, but Sean’s point is nonetheless valid for that. And he provides a very useful checklist for identifying cults:
    What do all cults have in common, to varying degrees?
    1. A strong central leader or founder.
    2. Belief that the leader has access to special and exclusive information or has special authority. (In the case of financial cults, it’s the illusion the leader provides of freedom from the laws of economics. The “mark” is vulnerable because of their desire for a quick buck.)
    3. A demand for loyalty oaths and obedience.
    4. High initiation fee or other renunciative action geared toward making withdrawal difficult, such as a requirement to cut off contact from one’s family.
    5. Rings and rising levels of membership, which reward strong commitment.
    6. Intensive, often confrontational–yet uncommonly intimate social relationships.
    7. Reinforcement of in-group and out-group differences. External threats actually benefit the cult by amplifying and solidifying interior control.
    8. Make people feel special, loved, and accepted.
    9. Often attract lonely or confused people who need direction and may have trouble fitting into typical career paths.
    But the most important characteristic of cults, without which they could not exist is:
     
    THEY NEED MEMBERS
     
    Members provide the power. They are the cult’s life blood.
     
    Without members, a cult leader would be just another delusional nutjob or con man. Without followers, the leaders’ loyalty demands or financial claims would sound downright creepy or fraudulent. Their wacky extremist philosophies would be seen in the same category as a homeless person shouting on the street corner. Early members provide the opportunity to hone and polish a more skilled presentation, develop wider legitimacy, and an illusion of popular support to budding sociopaths.
    The first thing a burgeoning cult leader has to do is:
    1. Create a mythology or backstory. In the financial cult, it’s fake case histories and success stories.
    2. Create a mission to give the work a sense of exclusivity and desirability (the way Tom Sawyer got the other boys to paint the fence). Establish an inner circle willing to reinforce their authority (at least until the membership grows).
    3. Acquire the skills to fend off challengers (as soon as members of the inner circle see the power or money start to flow, they will begin vying for it).
    Most people don’t have the skills to manage a relationship with even one other person. We only have to look to the high divorce rate to verify this fact. Imagine what it’s like for a leader to meet daily challenges to his authority (without the normal reward/punishment system of money/loss of job). This is why a cult leader has to get used to saying “because I said so” with a straight face. He has to get used to doling out stern summary justice in the form of ostracism and outright dismissal. He has to learn to use member peer pressure to humiliate and corral troublemakers. It also helps to appeal to supernatural beings and endless divine missions. But it’s not absolutely necessary. The most important skill is an uncommon ability to connect with people (on whatever terms), and to attract and control members.  
    So a strong leader is the catalyst, but as Sean so rightly says: MEMBERS PROVIDE THE POWER. Read the rest of his post. It’s worth it.
     

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  • Pot, Kettle, Black

    Oh dear, Theo Hobson has written another column that has me howling in frustration over its wrong-headedness. A Guardian sub-editor has helpfully titled it as "Atheism is pretentious and cowardly". To which the only possible response, dear Theo, is "pot, kettle, black".
     
    And please, can you not redefine the term "atheism"? It simply means "lack of a belief in a god". You might wish to believe that:
    Atheism is pretentious in the sense of claiming to know more than it does. It claims to know what belief in God entails, and what religion, in all its infinite variety, essentially is. And atheism is muddled because it cannot decide on what grounds it ultimately objects to religion. Does it oppose it on the grounds of its alleged falsity? Or does it oppose it on the grounds of its alleged harmfulness? Both, the atheists will doubtless reply: religion is false and therefore it is harmful. But this is to make an assumption about the relationship between rationality and moral progress that does not stand up. Atheism is the belief that the demise of religion, and the rise of "rationality", will make the world a better place. Atheism therefore entails an account of history – a story of liberation from a harmful error called "religion".
    And then you state:
    Some will quibble with the above definition. Atheism is just the rejection of God, of any supernatural power, they will say, it entails no necessary belief in historical progress. This is disingenuous. The militant atheists have a moral mission: to improve the world by working towards the eradication of religion.
    Well, yes, I do quibble, and I don’t believe that I’m being disingenuous. The conflation of the terms theism, faith and religion is not a helpful contribution to the debate.  
     
    Update: and Ophelia wasn’t impressed, either.

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  • Homo Sapiens, Version 2.0

    I’ve mentioned a few times here that our brain’s operating system still appears to be at version 1.0, and that we are in dire need of an upgrade. I’ve just learned that MIT recently held a one-day symposium, wittily titled H2.O, devoted to discussing ways in which the human mind and body can be augmented by technology. Webcasts are available at the site. Excuse me while I go and watch them.

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  • Two Peas In A Pod

    Jesus and Julia have a lot in common, apparently…

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  • Seadragon & Photosynth

    I’ve mentioned the rather amazing Photosynth technology before, but here is the architect presenting it at the recent TED conference. I mentioned that it would be interesting to see the coupling of Photosynth and Flickr, and what do you know, that is just what is demonstrated in this presentation…

    Update: There’s a new BBC TV series just started on architecture in Britain, presented by David Dimbleby. And I see that the BBC has been collaborating with the Photosynth team to get some of the featured buildings into Photosynth

    Addendum: And of course Microsoft has now scrapped the Photosynth product and technology, so none of these links work anymore. It’s dead, Jim.

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  • Talking Meat

    That’s the title of a snappy little satire by Terry Bisson, published back in 1991. Definitely worth a read. I came across the link in the discussion thread on this post by PZ Myers. The post and the discussion are also worth a read. The discussion is a real ding-dong between those who accept the growing evidence that the processes in the brain give rise to the mind and consciousness, and one individual who insists on continuing to believe in dualism. Oh, and light relief is also provided by someone who calls himself "The Physicist", but who seems to believe in some very odd ideas…
     
    This whole subject of how the mind and consciousness comes about fascinates me. I’m gradually building up a small collection of books on the subject, ranging from the standpoint of the philosophy of mind (e. g. I Am A Strange Loop), through the standpoint of psychology (e. g. Stumbling On Happiness), and on to neuroscience (e. g. Phantoms In The Brain). It does seem to me that we are beginning to have solid theories, backed by empirical data, about the basis of the emergent property that is called consciousness.
     
    I’m currently halfway through Daniel Gilbert’s Stumbling On Happiness. So far, it’s an absolute joy of a book. He writes really well, and with a fizzy sense of humour. The data he provides is thought-provoking, too. More when I’ve finished it.

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  • Good Design

    I’ve mentioned Geni – the web-based genealogy application before. Even though it’s still in beta, it is very good. Part of that comes from its intuitive design, which makes the user experience feel easy and natural. Jan Miksovsky, over at flow|state (a blog devoted to good application design), points out how impressively the initial sign-up to Geni has been thought through and designed.

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  • Making Bombers

    There’s an excellent article by Shiv Malik in the current issue of Prospect about the process that turned Mohammad Sidique Khan from a youth worker into the leader of the London bombings of 7/7. A must-read that has the ring of truth about it.
     
    The same issue of Prospect also has an article about the anthropologist Mary Douglas, who recently died at the age of 86. The article makes an important point about her research that is highly relevant to Malik’s article:
    Douglas’s theoretical apparatus allowed her to think in original ways about almost any topic. In a lecture earlier this year at the Young Foundation, she discussed "enclaves," the small groups which at their most extreme become terrorist cells. Where others emphasise their strengths, she emphasised their weaknesses: how prone they are to splits and sectarianism, and how hard it is for their founders to enforce rules. To survive, enclaves create around themselves what Douglas called a "wall of virtue"—the sense that they alone uphold justice, while all around them are suspect—yet the very thing that bonds them together encourages individuals within them to compete to demonstrate their own virtue and the failings of their peers. The only thing that can override this fragility is fear of the outside world—and so sects, whether political or religious, peaceful or violent, feed off the hostility of outsiders, using it to reinforce their own solidarity. The implication is clear for western governments: in the long term, defeating terrorism depends on ratcheting fear down, not up, dismantling the "walls of virtue" rather than attacking them head on with declarations of war.
    Unfortunately, there seems to be little likelihood of governments following this sage advice.  

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    1. Brian Avatar
      Brian

      I read the quotation with Fred Phelp’s Westboro Baptist Church in mind, and the description chillingly fits. 

    2. Geoff Avatar
      Geoff

      Quite. And at some level I think everyone realises this, but we can’t help but react in the inappropriate way. The same truth, I think, is what makes the "Bigot on a Bridge" joke so funny. We laugh because we recognise that it is so true…

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  • Coconut Republics

    Via the TED Blog comes a polemic from economist George Ayittey on "Coconut Republics". Definitely worth a read.

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  • Animal Behaviour

    I am often suspicious of the "stories" portrayed in Nature documentaries. I suspect that many, if not most of them, are carefully constructed docudramas, owing more to the skill of the editors than to a realistic portrayal of nature, red in tooth and claw.
     
    Therefore, when I see something that clearly isn’t faked, but which shows some extraordinary behaviour by animals, then it gives pause for thought. Here is the "Battle At Kruger". It’s worth watching.
     
     
    (hat tip to Aad and Eric, two of my old colleagues, for the link)

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      Andy

      Very impressive – they certainly got their money’s worth on that safari!

    2. Gelert Avatar
      Gelert

      That was wonderful Geoff. I’ve always thought – ‘Why don’t you gang up and have them!’ and that time they did. Excellent. Thank you.
       

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  • The Family Of Blood

    That was, I think, one of the most satisfying episodes of Dr Who that I have ever seen. Absolutely wonderful.

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      robert

      Indeed – a classic! True to the series and yet so many more interesting questions

    2. Geoff Avatar
      Geoff

      It was good, wasn’t it? I think the most visceral moments for me were when the scarecrows attack the school. The images, and the genius of using, as the soundtrack, Bunyan’s "He who would valiant be", with the glorious "St Dunstan’s" music were just perfect. And I also had echoes of Lindsay Anderson’s "If…" running through my brain. All in all, it was a heady mixture.

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      robert

      Yes that was a powerfully anguished moment – I tried to ignore the ‘follow the master’ line! Having boarded at a school with a training corps – though I was mercifully too young to be part of it – my echoes were back to then. I also thought the various verbal jousting between Redfern and the Doctor pretty powerful, I even watched the ‘Confidential’ programme that I normally steer well clear of!

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  • Living A Quiet Life

    Unlike Stanley Alpert, I live a quiet life. I don’t think I would want it any other way. I also doubt, given my propensity for sarcasm, whether I would have survived his situation. Scary stuff.

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  • Jaw-Dropping

    I don’t know whether to treat this seriously or not; all I know is that my jaw hit the table upon reading about the Aphrodite Project Platforms.
     
    Although, I have to say that I don’t think that the designers have thought this through. I remember living through the 1970s when platforms were ubiquitous (I even had a pair myself, but we won’t go there). I also remember being in a hospital out-patients department sitting alongside my lover at the time who had just had a concussion via a skating accident. Suddenly, the doors burst open, and in tottered a gaggle of fashionable young ladies surrounding one of their number who was having even more difficulty walking than the rest of them. As they explained to the doctor, she fell off her platforms…

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  • How Not To Answer Your Critics

    Well, of course, looking at American politics is like shooting fish in a barrel. But when you have presidential candidate Senator Sam Brownback coming out with this guff, then I’m sorry, but I fear for the state of that particular nation.
    While no stone should be left unturned in seeking to discover the nature of man’s origins, we can say with conviction that we know with certainty at least part of the outcome. Man was not an accident and reflects an image and likeness unique in the created order. Those aspects of evolutionary theory compatible with this truth are a welcome addition to human knowledge. Aspects of these theories that undermine this truth, however, should be firmly rejected as an atheistic theology posing as science.
    So that would be, "I’m sorry; I’ve made my mind up, and no amount of evidence is going to dissuade me from my crazed view of reality".
     
    Welcome to Kansas. 

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