Your support for the Vatican’s new policy on gay priests is incomprehensible. Which part of: gays are intrinsically immoral, they are objectively disordered, their behaviour contrary to natural law, their acts are grave sins (your own summary of Catholic doctrine) is without prejudice? It is bullying fundamentalism, based on a misogynist conception of priesthood and faith.
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A Distinct Whiff of Prejudice
As you’re probably aware, The Vatican has now published its document on gay men who want to be priests, and as you would imagine, it’s not a barrel of fun. I wasn’t going to comment on it, but then a document was published yesterday that I did want to comment on. That document was a leader in The Guardian that was headlined "Distinctly Without Prejudice" and which was, to my eyes, a surprisingly uncritical take on the Vatican’s document.It opens with a sentence that raised my eyebrows: "The most important thing about the Vatican’s new document on gay priests is that it is not bigoted" and it went on from there, keeping my eyebrows firmly entwined with my receding hairline. I see, from the Guardian’s letters page today, that I’m not the only one to have had a similar reaction. I think the best summary is given by a Dr. Dan Healy:Hear, hear! -
Whaddya Mean, It Doesn’t Walk?
If, like me, you always had a secret desire to have your very own Robby the Robot (the real star of Forbidden Planet), then the Hammacher and Schlemmer catalogue has just the thing for you. It’s a handmade, accurate, and life size (it’s 7 ft tall) replica of the original.Just two slight problems. One being the price tag (a cool $49,999.95). The other being the fact that although it can "rotate its head and spin its planetary gyro stabilizers", it can’t actually move around. I’m sorry, but for $50,000, I think that’s the least it should be able to do…Leave a comment
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In Praise of Panto
The British tradition of Pantomime has evolved from its roots in the 16th century. There’s a paen of praise to Panto penned by Simon Callow in today’s Guardian – well worth reading.He mentions in passing the production of Aladdin performed at the Stratford East theatre, and designed by Ultz. This must have been in the late 1970s. Oh, yes, I remember that – it was a relevation as to what was possible with stage design. Like Callow, I shall never forget the field of cabbages – or the visual jokes played by the kuroko – which in itself was a delicious joke to introduce an element of kabuki into a traditional British pantomime.A few years back, I took Martin (who’s Dutch) to see his first-ever pantomime at the Gaiety Theatre in Douglas. He enjoyed it, but was completely mystified by the bits of business ("he’s behind you", "oh no, he didn’t!", "oh yes he did", etc. etc.). For me, I was glad to see the traditions being carried forward, and remembered sitting in the stalls as a small child absolutely entranced at the magic of it all.Leave a comment
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The Christmas Letter
Yesterday, I sat down to pen that most dreaded of all missives (apart from perhaps a tax demand) – the annual Christmas letter. This species of letter is much maligned – with some commentators, Simon Hoggart in particular, mining its rich seam for easy laughs. And yes, it is true that some letters are toe-curlingly embarrassing. But, we scribes are doing our best to reach out and touch the hearts and minds of those who have at least some tenous connection with us in an attempt to keep that connection alive.Look at it this way, at least the Christmas letter comes but once a year. The mutterings on this blog comes practically every day, and it’s out there on the world wide web for the whole world to read, not just a tiny coterie trapped by a mailing list into an inner circle of letter-writing hell.Leave a comment
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It’s a Big Ad
OK, sometimes, I admit, marketing can be creative. This cross between Orff and Peter Jackson is very, very good.(hat tip to Tom at Idiolect)2 responses to “It’s a Big Ad”
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Curses – it says operating system not supported – I’m using Linux – and then when I get firefox to impersonate IE and WinXP I get some message about the Vividas player not completed loading.
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Sorry, Robert, I think it’s only available from this site at the moment. I’m sure it will leak onto other siites in the future – it’s too good not to…
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FIGHTAIDS@HOME
Following along the lines of SETI @ Home and ClimatePrediction.Net, there is now a grid computing project that is aimed at helping to design new anti-HIV drugs: FIGHTAIDS @ HOME. Grid computing makes use of the idle time of your computer, and uses it to carry out computations for the particular project that you choose. I’ve got one of my computers running climate prediction computations, and now I’ve switched the other from looking for signs of extra-terrestial life to running the project looking for candidate molecules for anti-HIV drugs. I reckon the chances that we’ll be rescued from our mess by aliens are less than the chances of finding a cure for AIDS… If you want to join the project as well, go here.Leave a comment
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Signs of Life
Signs and signage are an inevitable part of life. From the humble "keep off the grass" to rococo variants that confuse more than they inform. Of course, there are web sites devoted to some of the more bizarre specimens that are out there. Most of the specimens pinned down in these sites are, I assume, genuine. But now, there’s a new variant, the sign designed for a humorous or ironic metacomment. These are available in a new book published this month. One for the stocking, I think.Leave a comment
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Good News, Bad News
I like sushi, but my chopstick skills leave much to be desired. So the good news is that Decor Craft Inc. have brought out Clothespin Chopsticks – the perfect thing for klutzes like me.The bad news is the web site of Decor Craft Inc itself. It’s yet another web site where the designer has got carried away with the use of Flash technology. Ghastly – I left screaming after two minutes. I’m sure he or she thinks it’s wonderful. I think it’s a prime example of how not to design a web site.Leave a comment
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First Mice, Now Icebergs Get In On The Act
Following on from the delightful discovery that male mice sing to woo the female, comes a story that scientists have recorded icebergs "singing". Methinks the word "singing" is a tad wishful thinking – part of the song sounds like an extended fart to me, but then perhaps I have no romanticism…(hat tip to Neatorama)Leave a comment
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The End of an Era
My husband, Martin, has been the power behind Martins balletcenter for over 20 years. He has taught jazz dance to hundreds of pupils over the years. What made his school probably unique (certainly to my knowledge) was the fact that his pupils also included mentally handicapped people. Every two or three years, he would organise a public performance of the school in the town theatre. It was always a great event, with a packed audience. And the pupils always demonstrated a marvellous feeling of accomplishment and joy in their performances – none more so than those who were mentally handicapped.But all good things come to an end. Martin and I move to another part of The Netherlands next year, and so Martins balletcenter here in Gouda must close. The last lessons will be in four weeks time. Yesterday, Martin held a farewell reception for parents and pupils, both new and old. Lots of people turned up, and it was a pleasure to see them. The event was tinged with a little sadness as the school provided the mentally handicapped people in particular with a unique opportunity. Martin, I know, has found it emotionally difficult to bring the school to a close. Nonetheless, all things must end. What he, and his pupils, have achieved will be remembered by those fortunate enough to be able to participate in the experience.I took some photos of the farewell reception – if you are somebody who is one of my Flickr "Friends and Family" contacts, then you can find the photos here.Leave a comment
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Ayaan Hirsi Ali in London
Steve, over at The Sharpener, pens a piece about Ayaan Hirsi Ali’s appearance at the ICA in London. Worth reading.Leave a comment
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Lightning Can Strike Twice
Rachel’s story has been published today in The Sunday Times. Just go and read it, you hear?Update: Rachel writes: "Resentment and anger are the breeding ground for the pitiless narcissism that I believe lies at the heart of human evil, where you choose to deaden your empathy towards others and elevate your personal beliefs over any concern for the human consequences of your actions". While I think that resentment and anger are certainly two of the breeding grounds, I don’t think that they are the only ones for that "pitiless narcissism that lies at the heart of human evil". Personal beliefs, in the form of blind faith, can be sufficient in themselves, as witness this awful story in the Sunday Telegraph.Leave a comment
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Umberto Eco on God
There’s an interesting article in the Sunday Telegraph today written by Umberto Eco: God Isn’t Big Enough for Some People. In it, he weighs the religious celebration of Christmas against the purely commercial one. Not surprisingly, he finds the latter wanting. But where I think he and I part company is that he seems to be comparing apples with oranges here. He is partially right when he says that "Religions are systems of belief that enable human beings to justify their existence and which reconcile us to death". I say partially, because I think that religions also give rise to institutions that bring about a whole other set of reasons for religious belief – more akin to powering the institution rather than the individual human. Be that as it may, he seems to be suggesting that, beyond the aspects of Christmas celebrations that have triggered this piece of writing, the only alternative view of the world is the commercial, materialist view.I was reminded of a rather silly piece of writing a couple of weeks ago in The Guardian by Nicholas Buxton on why religion has the edge over secularism. According to him: "The alternative is nihilism. If we truly believed that life was meaningless, we would have no reason to get up in the morning – ultimately, the most rational thing to do would be to jump over the edge of a cliff". As Ophelia Benson retorted in ButterfliesAndWheels: "Oh, please. Why would that be rational? ‘Hey ho, life is meaningless. Whaddya know. Well, here I am, I’ve just finished writing this book, I’m going to Italy tomorrow, next year I’m going to China, I’m learning to play the cello, a friend is coming over for dinner tonight and afterwards we’re going to the theatre, this afternoon I’m going to go for a walk in the mountains, I have a bowl of fresh peaches for breakfast, the coffee smells good, the Trout Quintet is playing on the radio, it’s a gorgeous day, oh look, there goes a bald eagle – but life is meaningless, so obviously the most rational thing to do is go jump over the edge of a cliff’".I think Eco is being like Buxton: making false comparisons. The alternative to religion is not nihilism; the alternative to a religious celebration of Christmas is not a commercial one either.Leave a comment
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The Singapore Sling…
…well, perhaps not quite yet. But Spiegel carries an English-language article about an unlikely event: a Sex Industry convention held in Singapore… As ever, Dr. Judy gives good quotes…Leave a comment
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Two Down…
…three to go? The inimitable Steve Bell puts out his take on the latest Bush rumour. Meanwhile, al-Jazeera staff have started a blog to plead Bush not to bomb them.Leave a comment
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Today’s Anniversary…
…is that today (25th November) is designated the International Day for the Elimination of Violence Against Women.And if you think that that’s another pointless checkmark in the touchy-feely box, then just ponder on the fact that the World Health Organisation said yesterday that one in six women worldwide suffers domestic violence. Sometimes I find it difficult to like my species…(hat tip to Anna over at Sepia Mutiny for reminding me)Leave a comment
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The State of British Comedy
Programme schedules for Thursday nights on BBC TV now bring three half-hour comedy programmes back-to-back. There’s a joke somewhere in there about London buses…Last night I sat down to watch all three, curious to see whether I’d last the course, and also curious to see how alike, or different, they would be to each other.First up was Little Britain. I have to say, this was the first time I’d ever watched it all the way through, although obviously I’d seen snippets elsewhere and heard the catchphrases: "Yeah but, no but, yeah but…", "I’m the only gay in this village". At the end of it, I wondered why Little Britain is so wildly popular. Thin (catchphrases do not, by themselves, good comedy make), misogynist and racist were the typical words running through my head. I found it profoundly unfunny. I thought it must be me, but I see I’m not the only one. Little Britain seems to be often compared (favourably) with The League of Gentlemen. There’s no contest, as far as I’m concerned; the LoG was furious, dark, unsettling, and it had great writing to power it along.The next bus to come along was The Worst Week of My Life. I liked this much better. It feels curiously old-fashioned – a comedy of errors with more than a whiff of a Brian Rix farce. The actors are good and the material is not at all bad. I laughed.But the best was the last: Sensitive Skin. A jewel of a bittersweet comedy over on BBC2. It is obviously considered a minority interest, because it doesn’t have its own web site on the BBC web pages. A fine pair of actors (Joanna Lumley, Denis Lawson) and including masterful performances last night from David Warner and Jonathan Miller. Superb.Update: Vindicated. It’s apparently not just me; Nick over at The Sharpener also thinks that Sensitive Skin deserves more recognition than it’s getting.Leave a comment
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Boris Puts His Neck On The Line
Boris Johnson looks like a buffoon. Sometimes he behaves like one. But not always.The news story – that Bush wanted to bomb the al-Jezeera news station in Qatar – is still rumbling on. It wasn’t helped by the appearance of Frank Gaffney on Newsnight the day the story broke. As CuriousHamster reports, Gaffney said two things: a) the allegations weren’t proven and b) al-Jazeera probably should be bombed by the US government. Way to go, Frank. Mind you, even though he’s the president of the Center for Security Policy, he does seem to have a habit of saying some pretty ridiculous things.Leave a comment
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The Mating of Leopard Slugs
Well, it looks as though David Attenborough – that grand old institution of nature films – has done it again. Last night the first episode of his new series – Life in the Undergrowth – was aired on BBC TV. I sat in front of it with mouth open and eyebrows raised for most of the time at the beauty and diversity of life on spaceship Earth.And nowhere more so than at the sequence of the mating of Leopard Slugs. The BBC has put a shortened (they’ve cut out the foreplay!) video clip of it up at the programme’s web site here. It’s pretty low quality (I never did think much of Real Networks technology), so you’ll miss a lot from the original. Nonetheless, something of the beauty and strangeness of this hermaphroditic mating comes across.Leave a comment
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Fun With Coprolites
I’ve come across some weird games in my time, but this one is not only passing strange, but strangely educational.7 responses to “Fun With Coprolites”
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Geoff, you have WAY too much free time to be finding these things.But I’m glad you do cos they entertain me!!!Keep blogging!Kate
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Hi, Kate – welcome on board! I like your choice of online name as well. Cheers, Geoff.
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Oh, and about having too much free time on my hands – this (http://www.flickr.com/photos/73337715@N00/ ) is what I would call having too much free time on one’s hands… 🙂
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How on earth did you find that?!Wait, wait, I don’t think I want to know…
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Ooh, I’ve got plenty more where that came from. How about this: http://www.lesliehall.com/8-sweaters.html Have a good weekend!
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… It’s the gold lamé stretch pants that I think are the really classy note, doncha think?
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I’m now just scared.And blinded.
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