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Bulwer-Lytton Lives!
Edward Bulwer-Lytton (1803 – 1873) contributed to the society of his day as both a politician and an author. However, he is perhaps best known in our time as being an exceedingly bad novelist. The opening of his novel Paul Clifford has passed into our collective consciousness: It was a dark and stormy night…There’s something fascinating about regarding the train wreck of bad writing (I mean, just look at Dan Brown), and the annual Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest celebrates the fact. The Apostropher reminds us that this year’s contest has just awarded its prizes, and treats us to some wonderful examples of writing that Bulwer-Lytton would have been proud of. -
Yes, But Does It Work?
DP over at the Gizmodo blog waxes lyrical about the Alessi lemon Squeezer designed by Philippe Starck. Yes, it does look very striking, I grant you that, but the key question is, does it work as a lemon squeezer? And the answer apparently is: “not particularly well” – and this from Starck himself.
Er, hello? Is it just me, or is this not serving the goal of design? Unless, of course, to serve the great God of Design means that one has to have Function sacrificed on the bloody altar of Form. And, of course, to stump up ridiculous amounts of cash for the privilege (the Alessi lemon squeezer costs $75).
What we are seeing here, of course, is the logical conclusion of the same forces that makes people buy branded bottled water instead of just drinking tapwater. Well, I say to hell with that.
Let me just pull aside the curtain of the little booth that is off to one side of the Great Oz for a moment. Here’s Rolf Jensen of the Dream Company Ltd., talking at a conference last year:
Society is changing from an information society to a dream society. We are moving from the rational computer society to a society of emotions and values. We are moving from the brain to the heart. The values of quality and price have been replaced by emotional values: Swatch watches are out, Rolexes are in; the simple lemon squeezer has been replaced by the elegant Alessi brand; tap water is out and branded bottled water is in. Products are not bought for rational but for emotional needs.Well, bugger you, Mr. Jensen – I will continue to buy products that work well for the purpose for which they were designed – and if I don’t happen to end up paying through the nose for a branded piece of lah-de-dah shite, then I consider that to be an intelligent purchase.
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[…] Agreed, an interesting article, but the bottom line will be: does the design work? Or will the results be like the Alessi lemon squeezer – looks great, but doesn't work particularly well… […]
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Another Reason to Avoid McDonalds
Over at the Adventures – The Next Chapter blog, Scott posts a disturbing image found in his local McDonalds. Another good reason for me never to set foot in one of their emporiums, I think.Leave a comment
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The Fall Guys
When I first came across Bikini Girl, I found it somewhat disturbing, and very quickly moved on. But now I see that she has been joined by Dubya and Tony at The Fall Guys site.Somehow, seeing George W. Bush and Tony Blair being given the Fall Guy treatment is so very much more satisfying. It’s probably something to do with the feeling of pleasure at seeing pomposity pricked.Leave a comment
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We Are The Web
Kevin Kelly has written a superb article on the history and the future of the World Wide Web. It’s called We Are The Web, and it’s published here in Wired magazine. Go and read it, stretch your mind a little."With the steady advance of new ways to share, the Web has embedded itself into every class, occupation, and region. Indeed, people’s anxiety about the Internet being out of the mainstream seems quaint now. In part because of the ease of creation and dissemination, online culture is the culture. Likewise, the worry about the Internet being 100 percent male was entirely misplaced. Everyone missed the party celebrating the 2002 flip-point when women online first outnumbered men. Today, 52 percent of netizens are female. And, of course, the Internet is not and has never been a teenage realm. In 2005, the average user is a bone-creaking 41 years old.What could be a better mark of irreversible acceptance than adoption by the Amish? I was visiting some Amish farmers recently. They fit the archetype perfectly: straw hats, scraggly beards, wives with bonnets, no electricity, no phones or TVs, horse and buggy outside. They have an undeserved reputation for resisting all technology, when actually they are just very late adopters. Still, I was amazed to hear them mention their Web sites."Leave a comment
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Sluggish Data Transport
A little while back, I mentioned RFC 1149 – a paper describing a standard for the transmission of data using avian carriers – otherwise known as pigeons.Now, researchers in Israel have built upon this important work by describing an experiment in which a Giant African Snail, acting as a data transfer agent, exceeded all known “lastmile” communications technologies in terms of bit-per-second performance, adding to the many paradoxes of broadband communications.They discuss "the unique motivational and guidance systems necessary to facilitate snail-based data transport, and observe with satisfaction that in a society that worships the fittest, fastest, and furtherest, the meek and the slow can sometimes outperform all known competitors, giving rise to the new and exciting field of sluggish data networks".Their work appears in a paper published in that august journal, the Annals of Improbable Research, July-August 2005Leave a comment
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I’m Cumming
Alan Cumming has long been a favourite actor of mine. When I first saw him as a camp trolley dolly in The High Life, I thought that here was someone destined for greatness.Now, he has scaled the heights of celebritydom by launching a fragrance named after him. Question: why is it always a "fragrance"?Anyway, he does the right thing by sending up the whole celebrity fragrance schtick something rotten. Watch the advert here. God bless her and all who sail in her.P.S. He’s a good author as well – check out Tommy’s Tale.Leave a comment
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Escape From Yesterworld
Oh, alright, I’ll give this a grudging thumbs up. It’s another production from marketing pods, er, I mean people, so you can understand my ambivalence.Still, this rehash of the original Flash Gordon Saturday morning serials isn’t all bad.Drool over hunky Buster Crabbe!Hiss over Ming the Merciless!But, I swear, I never wore trunks like that as a system architect!Leave a comment
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Crank Dot Net
I came across Crank Dot Net today – a web site devoted to collecting links to material published on the web by cranks, crazies, and the simply misguided. It’s a salutary experience to use the site as a jumping-off point to visit the wider reaches of the human propensity for credulity. However, I do find myself having to come up for air after a very short while of trawling through the tripe.I think there must also be some sort of correlation between craziness and the inability to construct a web site without resorting to coloured text on a black background.Leave a comment
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A Fatwa For Freedom
A fascinating and true story by Robert Tait in today’s Guardian: the life story of Maryam Khatoon Molkara.Leave a comment
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Bouyeri Behind Bars
Mohammed Bouyeri has received a life sentence for his murder of Theo van Gogh. I trust that he will have a long life in the hope that he will reflect long and hard on what he did. Mind you, he starts from a bad place: ‘Clutching a copy of the Koran, he said that "the law compels me to chop off the head of anyone who insults Allah and the prophet".’ Clearly not too much remorse there at the moment, then.Leave a comment
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Saturn’s Radio Emissions
The Cassinin-Huygens mission to Saturn and Titan has captured radio emissions from Saturn. The two researchers who have published their findings describe the eerie-sounding emissions as a "Halloween soundtrack".I think they’re wrong; the sounds are strongly reminiscent of Louis and Bebe Barron’s soundtrack for Forbidden Planet. Listen to "Once around Altair" here, for example.Leave a comment
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I Hate You – Now Feed Me…
Those were the words – white on a black background – on a poster I saw on the Toronto Metro some years ago.It turned out that it was supposedly a cat talking to its owner. I was reminded of that when I read today that cats are unable to taste sweet things – they have a defect in one of the genes that codes for part of the sweet taste receptor.Leave a comment
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Google Earth
Back in April, I mentioned NASA’s World Wind visualisation application for PCs. Today, I came across Google’s version of this type of application: Google Earth. This is an even more amazing visualisation application for map-based data. It’s still in beta, and still heavily biased towards US-based information, but it shows the possibilities of this type of application.Warning 1: you’ll need a modern PC (no Mac version is currently available) and a broadband connection to even think about installing this application.Warning 2: the old adage of Garbage In, Garbage Out applies. The data behind this can’t always be relied on. As an example, I looked at the map of the Isle of Man. Towns are usually shown in the wrong place (e.g. Onchan and Ramsey) and the mountain Snaefell is incorrectly located.Leave a comment
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The Guardian and Dilpazier Aslam
There’s been an interesting series of events involving the UK’s Guardian newspaper and one of its trainee journalists, Dilpazier Aslam, a British-born Muslim.Aslam joined the Guardian’s staff in October 2004 as a trainee, and began working on stories in a number of areas. Following the bombings in London on July 7th, the Guardian published a comment piece by him (We Rock The Boat), which created something of a stir, not only in its letters pages, but also in the blogosphere. That probably began with Scott Burgess’ piece ‘Sassy’ Suicide Bombers, but was rapidly picked up by others, such as Harry’s Place: Why is the Guardian employing an extremist Islamist?. It turned out that Aslam is a member of Hizb’ut Tahrir, a radical Islamic group (see here for a BBC report), which is banned in some countries around the world (including The Netherlands), but not, apparently, in the UK. Mind you, the UK does not ban the BNP either, and whether hate is spewed by far-right white supremacists or far-right Islamic fascists, it all sounds pretty much the same to me.Hizb’ut-Tahrir is described in an internal Home Office briefing note as a "radical, but to date non-violent Islamist group." The note says of the organisation that it is "an independent political party that is active in many countries across the world. HT’s activities centre on intellectual reasoning, logic arguments and political lobbying. The party adheres to the Islamic sharia law in all aspects of its work." The note adds: "It probably has a few hundred members in the UK. Its ultimate aim is the establishment of an Islamic state (Caliphate), according to HT via non-violent means. It holds anti-semitic, anti-western and homophobic views."The Guardian, to its credit, has looked at the facts with an internal inquiry and announced yesterday that Aslam has had his contract terminated. The background briefing, also published by the Guardian, is even more illuminating. It makes it clear that while the Guardian considers that Hizb’ut-Tahrir promoted violence and anti-semitic material on its website and that membership of the organisation was not compatible with being a Guardian trainee, Aslam is not willing to leave Hizb’ut-Tahrir and that, while he personally repudiated anti-semitism, he did not consider the website material to be promoting violence or to be anti-semitic. Given that, it would seem that the Guardian has done the right thing in terminating Aslam’s employment.The Guardian, to its discredit, also published an unsigned piece on the same day stating that rightwing bloggers from the US were behind the targeting of Aslam. This is what is known as misdirection. Aslam was hoist by his own petard. The piece also contains inconsistencies – usually known as shoddy journalism. It quotes, approvingly, a comment by a blogger defending Aslam, claiming that Aslam is being quoted out of context:"It is more than four years old, written when the author was a teenager, before 9/11 and during a really nasty episode early in the intifada. How many people posting on this blog would like to have their teenage scribblings used as an assessment of their politics as an adult?"Er, I went back to the source, and saw that it was written by Aslam in April 2001. Let’s see, from the Guardian’s own background piece: Dilpazier Aslam is a 27-year-old British Muslim from Yorkshire. He was therefore no teenager when he wrote the piece, just over four years ago.I would hardly characterise myself as a right-wing blogger, but I have no problem with the fact that the Guardian has decided to dispense with Aslam’s services. It’s just a pity that someone in the Guardian is trying to blame this on right-wing bloggers.Leave a comment
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Man Shot Dead on Tube
Just been listening to Mark Whitby being interviewed by the BBC. He saw plainclothes police shoot a man dead. This is getting very scary.Update: Nosemonkey is on the case again.Update: I wasn’t impressed by BBC World leaving the camera running while at least one eyewitness was giving his telephone numbers to journalists. I don’t think he would want every viewer to now know his mobile phone number.Update: Carrie Gracie is a newscaster on BBC World at the moment, and she seems to be deliberately trying to introduce a note of hysteria into her newscasting. "London is becoming full of no-go areas" – er say what? There are crimes scenes that are being researched, you stupid, stupid woman.2 responses to “Man Shot Dead on Tube”
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nice space mate!!keep it up!!if u have time cheak mine out pleaseand sign the blog please cya :¬ )
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Scott, thanks for the kind words. I’ve signed your guestbook as well. Cheers.
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