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Pipe Dream
A fun piece of computer animation showing a musical automaton comprised of a Heath Robinson-ish collection of percussion instruments, pipes and lots of well-aimed balls. -
Love Is The Answer
While I doubt that I would agree with Giles Fraser, vicar of Putney, over many aspects of his religion, he has always struck me as a particularly humane and sensible man. That feeling was confirmed when I read his latest column in The Guardian railing at the Bishops of the Church of England who have declared that "civil partnerships are not a form of marriage". As he says:Many bishops want the image of homosexuality confined to public toilets – so much easier to condemn. Consequently, clergy have been forbidden from blessing civil partnerships. We can bless battleships, and cats and dogs at the pet service: just not gay couples wanting to commit to a lifelong relationship.I think he’s just as exasperated as I am over their crass idiocy.Leave a comment
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Great Dishes of Europe
Just stumbled across the Opinionated About Dining blog, and I see that there’s a photogallery devoted to the Great Dishes of Europe. I’ve not had the pleasure of an acquaintance with any of these dishes, apart from one: the Hen’s egg and Quail’s egg, which we had as part of the menu when we were at Can Fabes in May.Mind you, the photogallery also contains dishes from the infamous El Bulli, so perhaps the phrase "pleasure of an acquaintance" will not apply in all cases. I see that the El Bulli restaurant itself gets a mention in two of the entries of OAD: here and here. Reading them does give me a strong feeling of The Emperor’s New Clothes. One entry does rather give the game away: "if you want your meal to taste good, I doubt you will enjoy El Bulli". Oh gawd, we’re back in the territory of Yes, But Does It Work? again. I did rather think that the idea of going to a fine restaurant was to enjoy the bloody food, but clearly I’m as innocent as the little boy in Andersen’s fairytale.Leave a comment
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Dying To Kill
"Dying to Kill" – that phrase graces the cover of the August 2005 issue of Prospect magazine. Given the moral universe in which I live, it’s a phrase that I find supremely unsettling. But clearly, there are those who live in a completely different moral universe and to whom this phrase is an edict of aspiration. One such, Hassan Butt, is interviewed in the magazine. Read the interview.Elsewhere in the web version of the magazine, Ayaan Hirsi Ali puts her finger on the definitions of the two moral universes:Those who love freedom know that the open society relies on a few key shared concepts. They believe that all humans are born free, are endowed with reason and have inalienable rights. Governments are checked by the rule of law, so that civil liberties are protected. They ensure freedom of conscience and of expression, and ensure that men and women, homosexuals and heterosexuals, are treated equally under the law. People can trade freely, and may spend their recreational time as they wish.The terrorists, and the Shari’a-based societies to which they aspire, have an entirely different philosophy. Humans are born to serve Allah through a series of obligations that are prescribed in an ancient body of writings. These edicts vary from rituals of birth and funeral rites to the most intimate details of human life; they descend to the point of absurdity in matters such as how to blow your nose, and with what foot to step into a toilet. Muslims, according to this philosophy, must kill those among them who leave the faith, and are required to be hostile to people of other religions and ways of life. This hostility requires them to murder innocent people and makes no distinction between civilians and the military. In Shari’a societies, women are made subordinate to men. They must be confined to their houses, beaten if found disobedient, forced into marriage and hidden behind the veil. The hands of thieves are cut off and capital punishment is performed in crowded public squares in front of cheering crowds. The terrorists seek to impose this way of life not only on Islamic countries, but, as Blair said, on western societies too.Give me the open society every time.Leave a comment
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Bulwer-Lytton Lives!
Edward Bulwer-Lytton (1803 – 1873) contributed to the society of his day as both a politician and an author. However, he is perhaps best known in our time as being an exceedingly bad novelist. The opening of his novel Paul Clifford has passed into our collective consciousness: It was a dark and stormy night…There’s something fascinating about regarding the train wreck of bad writing (I mean, just look at Dan Brown), and the annual Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest celebrates the fact. The Apostropher reminds us that this year’s contest has just awarded its prizes, and treats us to some wonderful examples of writing that Bulwer-Lytton would have been proud of.Leave a comment
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Yes, But Does It Work?
DP over at the Gizmodo blog waxes lyrical about the Alessi lemon Squeezer designed by Philippe Starck. Yes, it does look very striking, I grant you that, but the key question is, does it work as a lemon squeezer? And the answer apparently is: “not particularly well” – and this from Starck himself.
Er, hello? Is it just me, or is this not serving the goal of design? Unless, of course, to serve the great God of Design means that one has to have Function sacrificed on the bloody altar of Form. And, of course, to stump up ridiculous amounts of cash for the privilege (the Alessi lemon squeezer costs $75).
What we are seeing here, of course, is the logical conclusion of the same forces that makes people buy branded bottled water instead of just drinking tapwater. Well, I say to hell with that.
Let me just pull aside the curtain of the little booth that is off to one side of the Great Oz for a moment. Here’s Rolf Jensen of the Dream Company Ltd., talking at a conference last year:
Society is changing from an information society to a dream society. We are moving from the rational computer society to a society of emotions and values. We are moving from the brain to the heart. The values of quality and price have been replaced by emotional values: Swatch watches are out, Rolexes are in; the simple lemon squeezer has been replaced by the elegant Alessi brand; tap water is out and branded bottled water is in. Products are not bought for rational but for emotional needs.Well, bugger you, Mr. Jensen – I will continue to buy products that work well for the purpose for which they were designed – and if I don’t happen to end up paying through the nose for a branded piece of lah-de-dah shite, then I consider that to be an intelligent purchase.
One response to “Yes, But Does It Work?”
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[…] Agreed, an interesting article, but the bottom line will be: does the design work? Or will the results be like the Alessi lemon squeezer – looks great, but doesn't work particularly well… […]
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Another Reason to Avoid McDonalds
Over at the Adventures – The Next Chapter blog, Scott posts a disturbing image found in his local McDonalds. Another good reason for me never to set foot in one of their emporiums, I think.Leave a comment
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The Fall Guys
When I first came across Bikini Girl, I found it somewhat disturbing, and very quickly moved on. But now I see that she has been joined by Dubya and Tony at The Fall Guys site.Somehow, seeing George W. Bush and Tony Blair being given the Fall Guy treatment is so very much more satisfying. It’s probably something to do with the feeling of pleasure at seeing pomposity pricked.Leave a comment
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We Are The Web
Kevin Kelly has written a superb article on the history and the future of the World Wide Web. It’s called We Are The Web, and it’s published here in Wired magazine. Go and read it, stretch your mind a little."With the steady advance of new ways to share, the Web has embedded itself into every class, occupation, and region. Indeed, people’s anxiety about the Internet being out of the mainstream seems quaint now. In part because of the ease of creation and dissemination, online culture is the culture. Likewise, the worry about the Internet being 100 percent male was entirely misplaced. Everyone missed the party celebrating the 2002 flip-point when women online first outnumbered men. Today, 52 percent of netizens are female. And, of course, the Internet is not and has never been a teenage realm. In 2005, the average user is a bone-creaking 41 years old.What could be a better mark of irreversible acceptance than adoption by the Amish? I was visiting some Amish farmers recently. They fit the archetype perfectly: straw hats, scraggly beards, wives with bonnets, no electricity, no phones or TVs, horse and buggy outside. They have an undeserved reputation for resisting all technology, when actually they are just very late adopters. Still, I was amazed to hear them mention their Web sites."Leave a comment
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Sluggish Data Transport
A little while back, I mentioned RFC 1149 – a paper describing a standard for the transmission of data using avian carriers – otherwise known as pigeons.Now, researchers in Israel have built upon this important work by describing an experiment in which a Giant African Snail, acting as a data transfer agent, exceeded all known “lastmile” communications technologies in terms of bit-per-second performance, adding to the many paradoxes of broadband communications.They discuss "the unique motivational and guidance systems necessary to facilitate snail-based data transport, and observe with satisfaction that in a society that worships the fittest, fastest, and furtherest, the meek and the slow can sometimes outperform all known competitors, giving rise to the new and exciting field of sluggish data networks".Their work appears in a paper published in that august journal, the Annals of Improbable Research, July-August 2005Leave a comment
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I’m Cumming
Alan Cumming has long been a favourite actor of mine. When I first saw him as a camp trolley dolly in The High Life, I thought that here was someone destined for greatness.Now, he has scaled the heights of celebritydom by launching a fragrance named after him. Question: why is it always a "fragrance"?Anyway, he does the right thing by sending up the whole celebrity fragrance schtick something rotten. Watch the advert here. God bless her and all who sail in her.P.S. He’s a good author as well – check out Tommy’s Tale.Leave a comment
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Escape From Yesterworld
Oh, alright, I’ll give this a grudging thumbs up. It’s another production from marketing pods, er, I mean people, so you can understand my ambivalence.Still, this rehash of the original Flash Gordon Saturday morning serials isn’t all bad.Drool over hunky Buster Crabbe!Hiss over Ming the Merciless!But, I swear, I never wore trunks like that as a system architect!Leave a comment
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Crank Dot Net
I came across Crank Dot Net today – a web site devoted to collecting links to material published on the web by cranks, crazies, and the simply misguided. It’s a salutary experience to use the site as a jumping-off point to visit the wider reaches of the human propensity for credulity. However, I do find myself having to come up for air after a very short while of trawling through the tripe.I think there must also be some sort of correlation between craziness and the inability to construct a web site without resorting to coloured text on a black background.Leave a comment
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A Fatwa For Freedom
A fascinating and true story by Robert Tait in today’s Guardian: the life story of Maryam Khatoon Molkara.Leave a comment
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Bouyeri Behind Bars
Mohammed Bouyeri has received a life sentence for his murder of Theo van Gogh. I trust that he will have a long life in the hope that he will reflect long and hard on what he did. Mind you, he starts from a bad place: ‘Clutching a copy of the Koran, he said that "the law compels me to chop off the head of anyone who insults Allah and the prophet".’ Clearly not too much remorse there at the moment, then.Leave a comment
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Saturn’s Radio Emissions
The Cassinin-Huygens mission to Saturn and Titan has captured radio emissions from Saturn. The two researchers who have published their findings describe the eerie-sounding emissions as a "Halloween soundtrack".I think they’re wrong; the sounds are strongly reminiscent of Louis and Bebe Barron’s soundtrack for Forbidden Planet. Listen to "Once around Altair" here, for example.Leave a comment
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I Hate You – Now Feed Me…
Those were the words – white on a black background – on a poster I saw on the Toronto Metro some years ago.It turned out that it was supposedly a cat talking to its owner. I was reminded of that when I read today that cats are unable to taste sweet things – they have a defect in one of the genes that codes for part of the sweet taste receptor.Leave a comment


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