Reflections on life at “De Witte Wand”…

  • Potential Food

    I’ve always had a barrier about eating insects. Sea crustaceans, no problem; but insects in general? Well no, thank you.

    So cricket broth, or wax moth larvae mousse are not exactly what I’ll be sitting down for.

    Unfortunately, it’s probably the future.

    2 responses to “Potential Food”

    1. Matt Healy Avatar
      Matt Healy

      The old song La Cucaracha, which I learned in Spanish class circa 1976, is now running through my head!

      1. Geoff Coupe Avatar

        Mmmm – Crunchy!

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  • Romanticising Pain And Suffering

    Giles Fraser has an article in the Guardian, in which he claims “I want to be a burden on my family as I die, and for them to be a burden on me”.

    Well, bully for him. And a bully is what he is proposing to be, with his pernicious nonsense. I reject his argument that the “problem with euthanasia is not that it is a immoral way to die, but that it has its roots in a fearful way to live”.

    Eric MacDonald also demolishes Fraser’s argument completely, and I refer you to him for chapter and verse. A couple of key quotes:

    But it’s not called “looking after each other” if what the person who is suffering is asking for is help to die. It’s called coercion, then — which has a very different resonance — and if someone is being coerced into being a burden, then Fraser has simply has missed the point about what looking after each other is all about. Moreover — and this, coming from a priest, is inexcusable — it simply papers over the cracks with regard to how people die. Sometimes the burden, if Fraser really wants to know, is borne by those who are dying, and if those who are watching someone die in misery doesn’t notice this, then they are simply not watching closely enough!

    And this just shows that Fraser hasn’t the least understanding — but not the slightest understanding! – of what is meant by assisted dying. It’s not the last desperate act of a person who has no inkling of what is happening until the very last moment, when farewells are almost impossible; it is, rather, a conscious act of taking the decision to die upon oneself, instead of leaving it up to the vagaries of the dying process, or to the all but certain stages that the trajectories of some diseases will follow to carry one away either gasping for breath or crying out in pain. Fraser seems to have not the slightest idea of how people die, or, if he does, he deliberately hides it from his readers the less to worry them at the end of life. But it is just as well to know, beforehand, just how terrible death can be, not so that we can be afraid of it — which seems as far as Fraser’s puny imagination will take him — but so that we can be prepared for it, and take our leave before the worst overtakes us.

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  • It’s NOT a Coronation!

    It’s been a momentous day here in the small country of The Netherlands. This morning, at 10:10, Queen Beatrix signed the document that confirmed that she has abdicated in favour of her eldest son, Willem-Alexander, who has now become King. The first Dutch King since the 19th Century.

    This signing took place in the Dam Palace, which started out life as the Amsterdam City Hall in the Dutch Golden Age of the 17th Century.

    Now, I’m no monarchist, but I was moved by the day’s events. Right from the moment that Queen Beatrix announced she welcomed everyone to the ceremony, and the roar of approval from the crowd outside in the Dam Square brought a smile to her face as she realised that the Dutch people were watching and supporting this move.

    Not that Beatrix has been a bad Queen. Far from it. She has become beloved by us in a way that could only have been dreamed of when she became Queen in 1980. Then, there were protests and smoke bombs in the Dam.

    Following the signing of the Abdication document, this afternoon was the inauguration of the new King. I found it almost astonishing.

    I grew up in the United Kingdom, where the British Monarchy is seen as something established by God. There is a Coronation, where the crown is placed on the head of the new monarch by the Archbishop of Canterbury. Religion and Monarchy are completely intertwined.

    In stark contrast, here in The Netherlands, the Monarch is not crowned. Instead, King Willem-Alexander was inaugurated in a ceremony that involved the State – not the Church.

    The King pledged his allegiance to the democratic process, and affirmed his responsibilities to the citizens. He made a good, and thoughtful speech, honouring the service of his mother, and promising that he would do his best for the Dutch citizens and the State. In return, the State, in the form of the members of the Dutch parliament, signalled their assent to his assumption of the role of king. And they did that individually – each standing when their name was called, and either swearing by God, or a simple “I promise”. It was interesting to see how many members did not invoke God. Another indication of how secular the Netherlands is, and how the United Kingdom still is not.

    King Willem-Alexander pledged his allegiance in front of symbols of the State – the books of the Law of the Land – as well as symbols of his own status, the crown, sceptre and orb. He also had five representatives of the Dutch people present to bear witness, and to bear symbols of the importance of the citizen to Dutch society. They were his “Koningwapenen”, or Kings of Arms. One of them was André Kuipers, Dutch physician and astronaut.

    As I say, I was moved. The importance of ritual to humans is unmissable, and touches something deep within us.

    I wish Willem-Alexander, and his very impressive wife, Máxima, all the best in their new roles as King and Queen of the Netherlands. I think that they will both do well.

    2 responses to “It’s NOT a Coronation!”

    1. James Daniel Avatar
      James Daniel

      Sorry, but the British monarchy hasn’t been seen as “something established by God” since the royalists lost the Civil War and Charles I lost his head. The outcome of that war removed the Divine Right from our “constitution”, and it has never been reinstated.

      I am very uncomfortable about the relationship between the Church of England and the state in Britain. I’d much rather all churches in this country were equal in the eyes of the state. It is also true to say that the C of E fawns in front of the state (though perhaps not of the Government of the day) in a way that can only be explained by the fact that it’s the state that created the C of E in the first place. I’d far rather not see that happening either.

      But please – by going too far you’re weakening what you’re saying.

      1. Geoff Coupe Avatar

        James – OK, I accept what you say, but it seems to me that the CofE are hanging on in there, with the coronation and the 26 bishops in the HoL…

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  • The Ghost in the House of Wonks

    Adam Curtis makes amazing documentaries. Here’s one he did earlier – The Attic. A cautionary tale.

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  • "Windows 8 sucks because Windows 8 apps suck"

    Not my words, but the words of Michael Cherry, an analyst with Directions on Microsoft, quoted in Computerworld. To be honest, I think he has a point. I’ve long bemoaned the fact that, far from using the opportunity to showcase the capabilities of Windows 8, the quality of most of the Apps supplied by Microsoft is abysmal.

    I still find myself using traditional Desktop applications for the majority of the time, and that’s simply because their Modern UI equivalents just don’t cut the mustard. They are still toys by comparison.

    I’ve found that Microsoft’s Mail, Calendar and People Apps are still far inferior to Windows Live Mail. The Xbox Music App is still lagging traditional music library applications, and the less said about the Photos and Video Apps the better.

    Microsoft is certainly not doing itself any favours with the current state of its Apps.

    11 responses to “"Windows 8 sucks because Windows 8 apps suck"”

    1. red-jos Avatar

      From the earliest days of my foolhardy purchase of windows 8 to put on my new computer which came with windows 7 I have regretted the mistake. I didn’t even bother to acquaint myself with windows 7 before installing the so-called upgrade. Now I can’t get rid of it and have lived to see the error of my ways! Don’t try something brand new until it has proved itself. Vista didn’t last too long and I hope windows 8 goes down the gurgler as soon as possible.
      As I said before, if I could I would install linux and have done with microsoft for ever more!
      Mannie De Saxe

      1. Geoff Coupe Avatar

        Actually, I like Windows 8 a lot. It’s a better platform than Windows 7, and has a lot of improvements over Windows 7. It’s just that Microsoft’s Apps really don’t do it any justice.

        I have no desire to return to Windows 7 – or switch to Linux, Mac or Chrome.

        1. Danny Avatar

          I have winner8 and it sucks for one it keeps climbing in OS space get real It crashes and it is full of trash up to 55 GB nothing on the drive I know myself it does not take that. would run 5 OS easy

          1. Geoff Coupe Avatar

            My experience is clearly different to yours.

      2. dylan Avatar

        You can easily make a partition and install windows 7 on that partition, then boot to 7 ( and even reformat your win 8 partition if you wish, leaving you with just windows 7 os). I am finding funny that so many people are complaining about this being a bug or issue, windows has always worked like this. There are literally tens of thousands of instructional posts on this process, a simple Google search will light the way, good luck my friend.

        Also @ Geoff Coupe I enjoy your blog, but have noticed your snow flakes continue over the rest of the screen (including what i am typing right now), you can fix this by wrapping you header in a div and setting that z-index lower than the the rest of the page (which should also be wrapped in a div), make sure you have position set to relative and make sure that you set the slow flake element to a higher z-index than your header image but lower than your body div.

        1. Geoff Coupe Avatar

          Dylan, thanks for the comment, but the snowflakes are provided by the WordPress.com hosting service, not by me. I actually quite like them drifting down over the whole screen… At any rate, WordPress will turn them off on the 4th January.

    2. Mark Avatar
      Mark

      I don’t mind Windows 8 (not much of a recommendation I know) – I have diligently (and manually) pruned my start screen until it is useful and my work habits mean that when it pops up it isn’t too much in the way.
      But I basically ignore the Win8Apps (I don’t know what the official name is for them this week.) As you said, I have yet to see one from either Microsoft or a 3rd party that is better than a desktop or even web (good example: netflix)

      I don’t know why… Do the developers think that the Metro side is basically only for trivial casual use and that’s all that is developed for it?

      Is it such a small market (Win8 is currently around 4% of computers (less than Vista) that nobody cares to put much development effort into it?

      Is it much more difficult to program in that Microsoft claims? – “By the time we released the Consumer Preview in February of 2012, we had added almost a thousand new WinRT APIs, and had modified hundreds of other APIs based on developer feedback.” I’m not much of a programmer, but that quote from Steven Sinofsky implies it is a highly complex environment with literally thousands of APIs ( http://blogs.msdn.com/b/b8/archive/2012/07/03/readying-metro-style-apps-for-launch.aspx )

      Or is it part of a corporate plan to force the software (and customers) to be easier to support by simply removing difficult or non-mainstream features?

      Whatever it is, for now I just use Win8 as an enhanced Win7
      Mark

      1. Geoff Coupe Avatar

        “for now I just use Win8 as an enhanced Win7” – yep, that just about sums up my experience as well. On my desktop PC, I hardly ever use Metro Apps (apart from a couple of weather Apps). On my tablet, though, it’s the other way around. I rarely use the Desktop, apart from when I’m in Office programs.

        The issue that Microsoft has is that they are attempting to persuade developers away from the legacy Desktop APIs to a completely new set, invented from the ground up. There’s two challenges there (1) the enormous inertia of the traditional APIs and (2) the new APIs are not complete. We’re going to be living with the crufty old APIs for many years to come, I suspect.

    3. Jack Avatar
      Jack

      I hate Windows 8. Why would Msoft want to complete disorient and confuse the hell out of Windows 7 users? Total failure of understanding customer needs.

      1. Geoff Coupe Avatar

        The same was said when Microsoft introduced Windows 95. And I seem to recall that some said something similar when Windows 1.0 was introduced – saying that MS-DOS was all that they wanted.

    4. BW022 Avatar
      BW022

      I’ve had Windows8 for nearly a year. The Metro apps are almost completely useless. The problem with them is that there is always a better desktop application (and often just a web site) better than them. Metro Mail vs. Outlook? Music vs. Media Player or Media Center? Metro IE vs. desktop IE?

      Low information density, need to constantly go to other screens, hidden menu systems, lack of basic controls (tables, trees, popups, etc.), lack of window ability to you lose context when switching apps, etc. I love Metro on my Windows Phone 7. That because I don’t have a 46″ screen and I don’t need to do sort 5,000 images, work for hours on a spreadsheet, or browse through hundreds of web sites doing research. On a desktop… every Metro app is so inferior to a desktop (or web app). Even Netflix limits me to 75 movies listed and won’t show comments?

      Worse, as the author says, Microsoft’s own apps are massive issues. Why isn’t Music as good as Media Player? Why is buying music on it harder than on iTunes or Windows Phone? And of course, after two years, they still don’t have Office running on it. Any sensible developer (and now users) must have determined that you *can’t* make Metro applications on par with the desktop. So why bother?

      Microsoft should have taken WP7, upgraded it to WP8 (with larger screens, multiple processor support, etc.) and released it two years ago — and used it for tablets and ARM-based machines (i.e. RT-like devices). Then it should have taken Windows 7, upgraded it with Win8 backend features, given it the ability to run WP8 apps in a Window, and then released that as Windows 8. Then sold to developers that you can write WP8 apps for phones, tables, and low-end PCs, and they would still run on Windows 8. Desktop (and server) users won’t have been expected to use Metro, desktops/laptops/servers/tablets won’t have had the dual-personality-disorder, WP8 would have been small a efficient, etc. Metro apps only need to be as good as needed on mobile devices, yet many would find their way onto the desktop.

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  • Management Speak

    Steven Poole has hit a nerve with his article in the Guardian on 10 of the worst examples of management speak. It’s got over 1,800 comments all of them expressing their loathing of management speak.

    It reminds me of the old joke, which I came across at least ten years ago, of the Accenture consultant’s answer to the question of why did the chicken cross the road. It was a perfect echo of the language that was being used at my place of work:

    “Deregulation of the chicken’s side of the road was threatening its dominant market position. The chicken was faced with significant challenges to create and develop the competencies required for the newly competitive market. Accenture, in a partnering relationship with the client, helped the chicken by rethinking its physical distribution strategy and implementation processes. Using the Poultry Integration Model (PIM) Accenture helped the chicken use its skills, methodologies, knowledge capital and experiences to align the chicken’s people, processes and technology in support of its overall strategy within a Program Management framework. Accenture convened a diverse cross-spectrum of road analysts and best chickens along with Accenture consultants with deep skills in the transportation industry to engage in a two-day itinerary of meetings in order to leverage their personal knowledge capital, both tacit and explicit, and to enable them to synergize with each other in order to achieve the implicit goals of delivering and successfully architecting and implementing an enterprise-wide value framework across the continuum of poultry cross-median processes. The meeting was held in a park like setting enabling and creating an impactful environment which was strategically based, industry-focused, and built upon a consistent, clear, and unified market message and aligned with the chicken’s mission, vision, and core values. This was conducive towards the creation of a total business integration solution. Accenture helped the chicken change to become more successful.”

    One response to “Management Speak”

    1. Matt Healy Avatar
      Matt Healy

      Love the Accenture chicken crossing the road parody, it rings all too true. A former boss of mine said the Acronym Development Operating Committe, known of course as ADOC, always exceeded its metrics at our company.

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  • A Talent is Lost

    The sculptor and designer Graeme Gilmour has died far too early at the age of 48. I never had the privilege of seeing any of his outdoor theatre events, but I treasure my evening in the Amsterdam Schouwburg theatre watching Shockheaded Peter. A terrific production in every sense of the word.

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  • A New Dawn

    We’ve just had twenty solar panels installed on the roof.

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    Apparently, we’ve joined a growing trend in the Netherlands. In 2012, there was 260 MW of energy produced via solar panels – a doubling of what was produced in 2011.

    I must admit I get a kick out of watching our electricity meter run backwards – indicating that we are supplying electricity to the national grid (and getting paid for it by the Power Company!), rather than consuming from it.

    This is a long term investment – it will probably take ten years to break even, but I’m glad that we’ve done it.

    2 responses to “A New Dawn”

    1. Ludwig Avatar

      What provisions are planned for storing energy when in daytime the consumers produce more than is consumed?

      1. Geoff Coupe Avatar

        Our solar panels are connected to an inverter made by Nedap – the Powerrouter. This device can have batteries attached to it, so that it can store excess energy for later local consumption.

        However, here in the Netherlands, that’s not a necessary option. During the day, excess power is fed back into the National Power Grid, and the power company pays me for the electricity that I produce. That’s what we have gone for.

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  • Stop Digging, Theo…

    Ah, Theo Hobson. It’s been a while since I felt moved to document how much I disagree with his writings – well, I have to say that once I was astonished to find that I actually agreed with him. It was, truly, a miracle.

    However, he’s back and offers up an article in The Spectator in which he decrees that Richard Dawkins has lost. Sorry, Theo, you’re writing twaddle again. Eric MacDonald hands you your arse on a platter, and Jerry Coyne does likewise. Stop digging.

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  • The End is Nigh

    Six years ago, along with 10,000 other people, I started testing the beta of the first version of Windows Home Server. When it was formally released in November 2007, I bought the software and built my first home server. I repeated this cycle for the next version of Windows Home Server: trying the beta, and then buying the product. Despite my many rants about the shortcomings of Windows Home Server 2011 and Microsoft’s lackluster support, overall I’ve been very satisfied with the product. It does its job of taking automatic backups of itself and our other computers in the house, and is the central storage for our collection of music, film, video and recorded TV programmes.

    However, it was clear that Microsoft no longer loved Windows Home Server, and it was no surprise when Microsoft announced in July 2012 that there would be no next version of WHS. That means, according to Microsoft’s Product Support Lifecycle rules, that WHS 2011 will continue to receive mainstream support until April 2016.

    That notwithstanding, Microsoft has also just told its band of enthusiasts in the WHS community of users that as from April 2014, WHS will be fully retired as an award expertise and technical interest. They do seem in an awful hurry to dispose of all trace of Windows Home Server.

    It’s a great pity – despite all the song and dance about the move to Cloud services, I am still firmly of the opinion that there is a place for a server in the home. Online streaming where I am in the rural Netherlands is neither fast enough, stable enough, nor cheap enough to be considered a viable alternative.

    4 responses to “The End is Nigh”

    1. Mark Avatar
      Mark

      I never understood Microsofts insistence on getting rid of WHS. They don’t have any other product in the space and the “cloud” is completely out of the picture for the terabytes of data I have. It seems like a natural extension for Win8 and the Storage Spaces.

      Any thoughts on what you will use to replace it?
      Mark

      1. Geoff Coupe Avatar

        Not at this point. I have a couple of years grace before the need to replace it becomes pressing. Something might have emerged by then, or perhaps Microsoft will have a fire sale on Windows Server 2012 Essentials.

    2. Peter Ferguson Avatar
      Peter Ferguson

      I changed to 2012 essentials over Christmas and by NOT joining the domain I find it exactly like using WHS2011 except that it is faster, more stable and has a far better metro like interface. I like you only use it as a backup and media server. If you have a TechNet subscription the cost of W8, Office and the Server is not too pricey. With the subscription you get access to other useful software. I have found the DaRT (Microsoft Diagnostic and Recovery Toolset) invaluable over the years.

      1. Geoff Coupe Avatar

        Thanks, Peter. Personally speaking, I feel a bit uneasy about using TechNet and MSDN subscriptions in this way. Microsoft has strict conditions about not using software in these programmes in “production”, but only for “testing”. I have a feeling that Microsoft’s lawyers would happily view my using WS2012E as “production”. Microsoft has also recently tightened up the conditions such that if a subscription expires, the ex-subscriber is supposed to cease all use of the software. I know it’s highly unlikely that Microsoft would pursue home users, but still, It’s not a road that I wish to go down, although I know that many folks do.

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  • The Hidden Talents of Giraffes

    I never knew that giraffes could do this. They must have remarkably strong teeth.

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  • The End

    So, she’s dead. She certainly changed our world, but, personally speaking, I’m not convinced she improved it. For me, Elvis Costello’s song: Shipbuilding is the perfect summary of that time.

    Craig Murray, while he personally found her quite likeable, sums her up rather well:

    …she was a terrible, terrible disaster to this country. The utter devastation of heavy industry, the writing off of countless billions worth of tooling and equipment, the near total loss of the world’s greatest concentrated manufacturing skills base, the horrible political division of society and tearing of the bonds within our community. She was a complete, utter disaster.

    The Guardian’s editorial, while praising her, also damns her:

    She was an exceptionally consequential leader, in many ways a very great woman. There should be no dancing on her grave but it is right there is no state funeral either. Her legacy is of public division, private selfishness and a cult of greed, which together shackle far more of the human spirit than they ever set free.

    Her legacy lives on.

    Addendum. Norman Geras makes my feelings succint,

    4 responses to “The End”

    1. Matt Healy Avatar
      Matt Healy

      Margaret Thatcher never was my favorite person, my own political views are considerably to the left of hers. Here in the US I have voted for every Democratic candidate for President since Carter. I voted against Reagan in both his elections and four times I voted against George Bush (though in retrospect George Bush The First was a lot better than his utterly awful son.)

      However, in the 1970s when I was a teenager my father was a Visiting Professor in the UK and I got to see first hand how the unions were wrecking the British economy. There were power outages due to coal miners striking. Our car, made by the nationalized company British Leyland, was the worst car I have ever been in, it made the junk General Motors made at that time look good by comparison. Every week some industry was having a strike.

      In our town even the strip dancers’ union went on strike (the local paper had lots of fun with that strike, headlines like “Union Steward Bares All” were much-needed comic relief from all the grim economic news.). Today the pendulum has swung too far the other way in both US and UK, unions are too weak and workers are getting squeezed, but in the 1970s the UK unions were arrogant and refused to accept economic reality. Those unions created the conditons that made somebody like Thatcher necessary. Because it was either unwilling or unable to confront those union, the Labour Party made Thatcherism possible.

      1. Geoff Coupe Avatar

        Matt, agreed, the unions were dinosaurs, unable to adapt. And also concur that the pendulum has swung too far. The film “Made in Dagenham” is illuminating in many ways. Not only for the stone age views of the unions, but also for the tactics of the employers. For a brief moment, it seemed as though the pendulum was coming to an optimistic position. Then Thatcherism took over.

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  • A Fool, A Liar, or a Thief?

    Lucy Mangan poses the question about Ian Duncan Smith. It’s a valid question.

    I propose the answer is that he is at least two out of the three, and that he isn’t a fool. Unfortunately, he’s far from the only person in power who thinks that way.

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  • Just Tying Threads Together

    The news that Roger Ebert has died has brought out instances of what he meant to many people. Including the shout-out from Nina Paley, who thanks Ebert for his review of her film.

    Sita Sings the Blues is wonderful. Roger Ebert thought so too.

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  • More Bad News

    Following on from the news that Iain Banks is not long for this world, comes the news that Roger Ebert has now departed it.

    I admit that I was only an occasional reader of Ebert’s film reviews, but I always found them worthwhile and thought-provoking. I refer you to The Mumpsimus for a deeper appreciation of Ebert and his writing. From that piece is a quote from Ebert himself. It’s probably Ebert’s best memorial and something to live up to:

    “‘Kindness’ covers all of my political beliefs,” he wrote, at the end of his memoirs. “No need to spell them out. I believe that if, at the end, according to our abilities, we have done something to make others a little happier, and something to make ourselves a little happier, that is about the best we can do. To make others less happy is a crime. To make ourselves unhappy is where all crime starts. We must try to contribute joy to the world. That is true no matter what our problems, our health, our circumstances. We must try. I didn’t always know this and am happy I lived long enough to find it out.”

    Amen.

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  • The Grand Reopening

    I’ve always enjoyed visiting the Rijksmuseum, the grand old lady of Amsterdam’s many museums. However, she’s been closed since 2003 for a refurbishment that was supposed to have been completed in 2006.

    Here we are in 2013, and she’s about to throw open her doors once more to the world. I’ll be paying her a visit later this year, to marvel at her many wonders.

    3 responses to “The Grand Reopening”

    1. Al Feersum Avatar

      If you get the chance, see if you can get a copy of the cover of Pratchett’s Night Watch and put it next to the original…

    2. Stephen Liddell Avatar

      We visited the museum 2 years ago and were terribly disappointed that so much of it was closed that we were in and out in just over an hour and yet still charged full price.

      1. Geoff Coupe Avatar

        Yes, I can imagine that would have been a real disappointment. That’s why I’ve not been near the place since 2003. But I am now looking forward to getting reacquainted once more.

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  • Not Good News

    Damn.

    3 responses to “Not Good News”

    1. Al Feersum Avatar

      Quite. Heard this morning.

      1. Geoff Coupe Avatar

        Al, I always wondered; is there a connection with “Feersum Endjinn” in your moniker?

        1. Al Feersum Avatar

          Of course! My first Banks book, which I thoroughly enjoyed, and still do enjoy from time to time. How I became Al Feersum is a long story, and not suitable for typing via a Lumia keypad.

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  • The Xbox Music App – Still Disaster-Prone

    Well, I thought at first that the new release of the Xbox Music App for Windows 8 was promising. That is, until my recent bad experience, and now something else has crept out of the woodwork.

    The App is working as expected on my Desktop PC, but on my Lenovo ThinkPad Tablet 2, when I start playing an album, the first track will play, but all the rest start showing an error symbol (an exclamation mark) by them:

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    If I click on the symbol, then I get this:

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    It says:

    Can’t play.

    Please try again. If the problem continues, visit www.xbox.com/support to check for guidance.

    more info

    Tell Microsoft more about this problem

    0xc00d11cd (0x8000ffff)

    Once again, of course, the links provided in the error message don’t provide any guidance whatsoever.

    If I let the playback continue, it will stop at the end of the currently playing track, because all the rest of the tracks are showing errors. However, I can manually advance to the next track, and it will start playing (with all the following tracks continuing to show errors):

    xbox issue 06

    Interestingly, I’m not the only one with this issue. And what I seem to have in common with the others is that we are using tablets built with the Intel Clover Trail chipset. This issue may well have been there for some time; it’s only with the latest release of the Xbox Music App (1.2.150.0) last week that I’ve really been using the App – it was so absymal before. It appears that it’s still dreadful.

    All my music (which is DRM-free) is stored on my Windows Home Server 2011 system. As I say, the Xbox Music App works fine on my Desktop PC, which, like my Tablet, is also running Windows 8 Pro. Other music applications, both traditional Desktop Apps (e.g. Windows Media Player, Zune and Media Monkey), and Modern UI Apps (e.g. Media Monkey for Windows 8) work fine on both the Desktop PC and my Tablet.

    But the Xbox Music App on the Tablet continues to be absolutely abysmal.

    5 responses to “The Xbox Music App – Still Disaster-Prone”

    1. Greg Luhman Avatar
      Greg Luhman

      Nice write up. I am seeing this issue with streaming tracks from the cloud.

    2. Dave A. Kowalski Avatar

      Hi Greg — I have found a functional workaround for this issue. PLEASE HELP with getting as many people as we can to make enough noise to get some attention for this huge flaw.

      The workaround has been posted on the MS Answers thread you were posting in:
      http://answers.microsoft.com/en-us/zune/forum/xboxapp/xbox-music-app-win8-still-incapable-of-playing/02ba3d13-f2b3-4c09-b99e-2179aa5d2c9e?tm=1365099457426

      1. Dave A. Kowalski Avatar

        Sorry, that was to OP Geoff, but Greg, if you see the link, it will help you too!

      2. Geoff Coupe Avatar

        Dave – thanks for this tip. I turned off hardware acceleration, and the error disappeared. I turned acceleration back on, and the error returned. So indeed, you have discovered a workaround. Thank you.

        Now, we need the Xbox Music App team in Paris, France, to get off their derrières, and fix this properly

    3. adc Avatar
      adc

      I am only interested in the music aspects of Xbox — I have no interest in gaming at all. I have two 8.1 PC’s, an 8.1 RT tablet, and an 8.1 phone — and I truly despise x-box music! Zune was far superior in so many ways. It was intuitive and easy to use — and it worked! Xbox music is a disaster, I seriously do not have the time to list all of the problems I have experienced. In a nutshell, trying to have one app that does too many things is a serious problem. The entire concept behind apps is for each app to do very well the small number of tasks it is designed to do. Xbox fails miserably, as it is designed to be the do-all for too many things, and it does none of them well. Break Xbox apart into selected apps that each handle one generalized task so that each app can do its tasks well! In my case, I want an app that seamlessly handles my music on all of my devices. In this capacity, Xbox fails miserable. I am not a novice in the online software/hardware arena — indeed, I am very experienced. I have paid my dues, tried valiantly, and I am done. I am now exploring other means to play (streaming and purchasing) the music I like using other apps.

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  • Windows 8 “Play to” Restrictions – And Overcoming Them

    I’ve written about Microsoft Windows and its “Play to” feature before. Back in the days of Windows 7, it caused a number of headaches, but the problems got resolved over time. Then with the introduction of Windows 8, it seemed that we all took a step back, and a new issue appeared.

    In Windows 8, it is not enough to have a piece of equipment (e.g. an amplifier or a TV) that is DLNA-certified for “Play to”, oh no; it also has to be Microsoft-certified before you can use it with a Modern UI (Metro) App in Windows 8. That means that although I can use the desktop Windows Media Player to “Play to” my trusty Denon AVR-3808 receiver (as I could under Windows 7), the new Xbox Music App in Windows 8 doesn’t even recognise the Denon as a “Play to” device.

    In a post on the Building Windows 8 blog, Microsoft states:

    Metro style apps work only with Windows certified Play To receivers [my emphasis]. These devices are validated to support modern media formats, are DLNA standards-compliant, and have great performance (including the updated Xbox 360 available later this year). The desktop experience first introduced in Windows 7 has been added to the Explorer Ribbon and will continue to support all DLNA DMR devices.

    Windows 8 bleats that my Denon is not Microsoft-certified, so it can’t be used by any Modern UI App. Gabe Frost, a Microsoft employee, gives these reasons for introducing this Microsoft certification:

    Since Windows 7, we have been certifying Play To devices (DMRs) for Windows. This certification program doesn’t invent any new standards or use any Microsoft proprietary technologies. Here is what our certification program does:

    1. DLNA guidelines have a bunch of optional requirements. An example is for a device to support volume control. These things that are optional in the guidelines have an impact on the user interface both within new Store apps and in Windows UI (such as providing a user the ability to control device volume using the app volume slider, or seek into a video, or update the state of transport control buttons (play/pause/etc.) in the app UI when a user uses the TV remote control). We think this stuff is important, so Windows certification makes mandatory a specific few requirements that are optional in DLNA.

    2. DLNA guidelines have mandatory requirements that they themselves don’t test. I won’t get into the details here, but the absence of a test for mandatory guidelines means that some devices implement things wrong, or don’t implement them at all, which causes weird behaviors that are hard to work around. No doubt, this isn’t on purpose (the device manufacturers always fix the issues when we bring them to their attention). Because the user experience can break because of this, we think it’s important and Windows certification actually tests the few specific requirements that are also mandatory in DLNA.

    3. Expanding on #1, DLNA makes optional certain media formats that are very popular today and expected by users. The primary example is MP4 video (M4V) and audio (M4A), or more specifically  H.264 (AVC) and AAC respectively. Windows 8 has a strong focus on HTML5 for sites and apps, which depends on MP4. If DMRs don’t support MP4, we wouldn’t be able to deliver on the promise of streaming HTML5-based audio and video from apps and sites to your TV or speakers. You might think transcoding to MPEG-2 is the answer, but Surface and other Windows RT tablets don’t have MPEG-2 encoder hardware in them (and even if we did decide to do this in software, the experience would be terrible and drain your battery).

    4.  Playback latency. To be competitive and to deliver a great user experience, we think a TV should start playing a video within 6 seconds and audio within 3 seconds when connected via wired Ethernet. I’d be surprised if anyone thought this was controversial.

    That’s it. UPnP/DLNA is our foundation technology. Remember though, DLNA means lots of things. A TV that only implements a media player (DMP) and a TV that implements a media renderer (DMR) both have the same DLNA logo, but only one of them is even capable of working with Play To (the DMR).

    While new apps from the Store won’t work with un-certified devices for reliability, performance, and other reasons, all your devices continue to work the same way they did in Windows 7. From File Explorer or Windows Media Player, these certified and un-certified devices will be shown in the context menu. We also added a button to the Ribbon to make it more friendly on touch screens. Try it on Surface or other Windows RT devices for example.

    However, despite all these fine words attempting to justify this new hurdle that Microsoft has placed in our way, it all boils down to:

    …new apps from the Store won’t work with un-certified devices…

    And if your device has not been put through the certification process, then, tough. My Denon receiver is positively ancient – five years old – and now discontinued, so absolutely no chance of getting it certified.

    However, help is at hand. Barb Bowman has been doing some detective work in the innards of the Windows Registry. She has discovered where the keys are stored that specify whether a DLNA device is Microsoft-certified. Better than that, she describes how to define your own key to “certify” your DLNA device so that it can work with Modern UI Apps.

    As she points out, there are precious few vendors (only five) currently certifying their devices, and Denon isn’t one of them.

    However, I followed her directions, and have now successfully created a key that enables my Denon receiver to work as a Microsoft-certified device with Modern UI Apps.

    My thanks to Barb and her detective work. No thanks to Microsoft for what I feel was an unnecessary hurdle.

    Update 16 July 2013: Barb has a new post up on her blog. Microsoft’s Gabe Frost has revealed that there is a simpler way of getting non-certified devices to work with Apps. Barb gives the details in her post.

    Update 21 October 2013: Well, now that the final release of Windows 8.1 is available, the Play to experience seems to be broken again. I applied the registry fix given by Barb Bowman (and which came originally from Microsoft’s Gabe Frost), and that no longer seems to work for me. One step forward, two steps back yet again. Thank you Microsoft.

    Update 24 October 2013: I posted the Windows 8.1 issue in a Microsoft forum, and got some useful feedback from Gabe Frost. The issue is not resolved, but at least we now know what’s going on. See https://gcoupe.wordpress.com/2013/10/23/play-to-and-windows-8-1/

    Update 8 April 2014: As of today, Microsoft has released an Update to Windows 8.1 that makes it unnecessary to perform any registry edits to enable a DLNA Digital Media Renderer (DMR) to work with Modern Apps on the Start Screen. Devices will no longer appear as “uncertified” when Play is selected within an individual app (but if not certified will appear as such in the PC and Devices menu).

    2 responses to “Windows 8 “Play to” Restrictions – And Overcoming Them”

    1. redjos Avatar
      redjos

      I have not commented before on Windows 8 on this blog because all of the postings are much more technologically advanced than I am capable of. For the record, I am 86 and am struggling with Windows 8 on my desktop PC.

      I bought an Acer Aspire PC last year and it came with Windows 7 but with a special discounted offer of an upgrade to Windows 8 by a few months later. I thought I would be up to date and decided – without knowing anything about Windows8 – to get the upgrade and have regretted it ever since – about 4 months already.

      I have tried to uninstall Windows 8 and revert to Windows 7 but it seems virtually impossible for somebody of my limited ability.

      It also seems as if it is almost impossible to download linux onto Windows 8 without being a super geek – which of course I am not!

      As far as I am concerned, the sooner I am rid of Windows 8 the better, and if I can find a way to install linux on my old computer which runs Windows XP I will forget about Microsoft forever without too many regrets.

      I am managing to do most of my web pages without too many hassles but every now and again I am caught out because Windows 8 doesn’t allow certain programmes to download. I work with Mozilla firefox and thunderbird and I am unable to download my usual firefox search page.

      This remains one of my biggest problems.

      I haven’t trusted Microsoft for some years now, and won’t ever again after Windows 8!

      Mannie De Saxe

      1. Geoff Coupe Avatar

        Hello Mannie – sorry that you’re having so much trouble. For someone who is not technologically advanced as you say, I’m somewhat surprised that you would want to try and install Linux on your system. My limited experience of Linux told me that it was an ideal system for people who love to tinker with their system.

        For all my complaining about Microsoft and Windows 8, I personally would never want to go back to Windows 7, or, heaven forfend, Windows XP. I realize that it’s a major change, and it will never “click” with some, but for me it’s the way forward.

        I’m not sure what you mean when you say that “Windows 8 doesn’t allow certain programs to download” – I’ve not seen this. Everything that I use from my days of Windows 7 and earlier is installed and running on my Windows 8 system.

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  • Bad Experience: Xbox Music App

    As I wrote here, Microsoft has recently updated the Xbox Music App for Windows 8. The update improved the navigation of the music library to the extent where I thought I could start using the App (it was absymal on first release).

    So I’ve been using the Music App to play music stored in my Library, and I’ve got good news and bad news.

    The good news is that navigation is much improved (although more improvement would be welcome). You can also use the Music App to purchase additional Albums. For example, as an experiment, I used the App to purchase a Cecilia Bartoli album: Sacrificium. I was pleased to see that on completion of the purchase, the Music App automatically downloaded the album tracks to a folder that it created in my Music Library, held on my Windows Home Server 2011 system. So the tracks were located in \\DEGAS\Music\Xbox Music\Purchases\Cecilia Bartoli\Sacrificium (DEGAS is the name of my WHS 2011 server). Even better, the tracks were DRM-free MP3 files recorded at 320 kbps, and contained metadata (track title, album title, artist, album art, etc.).

    So far, so good. Buoyed up by that, I bought another album, this time Andreas Vollenweider’s Book of Roses. Same thing, on completion of the purchase, the Music App automatically created a folder in my Music Library (\\DEGAS\Music\Xbox Music\Purchases\Andreas Vollenweider\Book Of Roses) and downloaded the MP3 tracks to it.

    Flushed with success, I bought a second Andreas Vollenweider album: Air – and that’s when things went horribly wrong.

    The Music App allowed me to buy the album, but as soon as the purchase was completed, up popped this unwelcome message over the purchase confirmed screen:

    Xbox Music issue 01

    It says:

    There’s a problem.

    Sorry, this item is no longer available from Xbox. Try searching for it – a newer version might be available.

    more info

    Tell Microsoft more about this problem

    0xc00d133c (0×80190194)

    Lovely, so Microsoft has taken my money, but failed to deliver the goods. Trying to follow the links to get more information failed miserably to resolve it. I took a gamble that this might have been a one-off glitch, and tried again. Same result, so I have now paid twice for an album that Microsoft will happily sell to me, but without ever providing the goods:

    Xbox Music issue 02

    Sigh. Fortunately, these purchases were made using PayPal, so I’ve opened two dispute cases, and these have now been escalated to claims. So with luck, I’ll get my money back.

    As a result of this experience, I’m somewhat leery of trying to purchase music via the Music App. I think I’ll stick to purchasing CDs.

    Update: 2nd April 2013

    It’s now three days later since I tried, unsuccessfully, to purchase Air. Today, I noticed that the Xbox Music App’s Home page was still listing the album as being in my collection:

    Xbox Music issue 03

    So I clicked it. The album details page then showed up, with the “streaming” symbol showing by the individual tracks. The last time I was at this point, trying to play a track resulted in an error message, but I thought, what the hell… and clicked the first track.

    To my surprise, it started playing, and then to my even greater surprise, the “download track” symbol started appearing by the tracks. I clicked on one, and got a message that all 13 tracks were being downloaded. So it would appear that Microsoft has fixed the purchasing issue. Now I’ve just got to persuade PayPal to authorise just one of the two payments…

    Update 10th April 2013

    Sigh. Today I received a couple of messages from PayPal that said:

    Dear Geoff Coupe,
    We’ve completed our investigation for the following claim:
    Case ID:  PP-002-273-252-851
    Transaction Date:  29 Mar 2013
    Transaction Amount:  -7,99 EUR
    Seller’s Email:  MicrosoftBilling_donotreply.eu@microsoft.com
    Seller’s Name:  Microsoft Luxembourg S.a.r.l
    These items are not covered by PayPal Seller Protection. Only physical
    items that have been sent and can be traced online can be covered.
    We advise you to contact the seller directly and to solve the problem. You
    can find the contact details of the seller on the page ‘Transaction
    details’.
    Sincerely,
    PayPal team

    So. not our problem, please look elsewhere. I love that “only physical items can be covered” spiel. As we advance further into the 21st century, bits are becoming ever more financially important than atoms. It’s a pity that more services aren’t aware of this fact, or are they just in denial?

    Update 11th April 2013

    Sigh. I really don’t learn, do I? I thought I’d have another go at buying an album. This time, it was the Simon Rattle version of Elgar’s “The Dream of Gerontius” coupled with the “Enigma Variations”.

    And this time, I thought that I’d check that I could first stream a couple of the tracks – just to make sure that the album was in fact available before I purchased it. And, yes, the tracks were available, and streaming. So I went and shelled out 8.99 Euros for the album.

    Bang – Microsoft took my money. And Bang! – Microsoft refused to give me my album.

    Xbox Music issue 04

    I’m sorry, but this is getting beyond a joke.

    Update 13th April 2013

    Well, I’m still getting the “can’t connect” error, but I seemed to have found a way to force the Xbox Music service to give me the album that I have bought. I located it online once more, and this time, I clicked the “Add to” button, and discovered that I could add it to my music library. Once I did that, the “Buy Album” button disappeared, and then the album showed up in my Library, with the “streaming” symbol beside it. More importantly, I then discovered that I could manually download the album to my server. So now I’ve got the album downloaded. It all seems quite a palaver…

    6 responses to “Bad Experience: Xbox Music App”

    1. Matt Healy Avatar
      Matt Healy

      I refused to start buying music in electronic form until Amazon began selling it in a format which (1) was free of DRM and (2) could be played on just about any device. I now have a collection of mp3 files bought from Amazon that I can play on all my devices, including the Barnes & Noble nook device that I’m using to type this. I keep that collection in several places: on their cloud for convenience, and as downloaded files on two of my computers to guarantee permanent acccess to my collection in any plausible future.

      Getting music purchases onto this Nook tablet is slightly inconvenient: I download from the Amozon cloud onto a laptop, then copy via USB cable to this gadget. Once it’s on this device, its music player app is pretty good. Copying files and directories is a little old school, but I don’t mind, my first programs were in FORTRAN on punch cards. More important to me is that I have full control and vendor independence this way. I dislike lock-in.

      For ebooks, with most publishers I don’t have a choice, they only offer DRM-protected versions. Fortunately, many of my favorite SF authors are published by a truly reader-friendly publisher: Baen. Baen makes much of their backlist available as free ebooks, and ALL their ebooks including those they sell through their online store are provided in multiple file formats without DRM. No matter what hardware and software you have, you should be able to read your Baen ebooks on it.

      1. Geoff Coupe Avatar

        Ah – thanks for the tip about Baen books – I’ll check them out.

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    3. Kij Avatar
      Kij

      Surely contacting xbox support first so try could attempt to fix the issue first would have been better than contacting PayPal straight off its only fair you offer them the chance to rectify the issue ??

      1. Geoff Coupe Avatar

        Sorry, but I don’t think that Xbox support would be of any use here. This was a billing issue and my experience of Xbox support is that third party pressure is more condusive to a speedy resolution.

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