Reflections on life at “De Witte Wand”…

  • A Reminder of Magic

    There’s a wonderful article in today’s Observer. It’s by Susannah Clapp, and it’s reminiscences about her friend Angela Carter.

    Carter was a brilliant novelist who died of lung cancer ten years ago at the young age of 51. As Clapp says:

    She was 10 years too old and entirely too female to be mentioned routinely alongside Martin Amis, Julian Barnes and Ian McEwan as being a young pillar of British fiction. She was 20 years too young to belong to what she considered the “alternative pantheon” of Iris Murdoch, Doris Lessing and Muriel Spark in the 40s. 

    I see I have twenty-two of her books in my library, a couple in multiple editions. Time to go back and re-read them, I think. Meanwhile, if you’ve never heard of Angela Carter, do go and read the article, and then get one of her books: I suggest either Nights at the Circus or Wise Children.

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  • Forced to be Sterilised

    There are times when the law goes beyond being “a ass” as Dickens’ Mr Bumble famously said, into realms where the law is simply anti-human.

    I was amazed to learn this week that Sweden requires, under force of law, that its transgender citizens be sterilised. I was prepared, at first, to think that, OK, it’s a quirk of the law that no-one could foresee, but now that we are in the 21st Century, it will be changed tout suite.

    Not a bit of it.

    The Christian Democratic party in the Swedish Parliament, being key to the coalition, are against any change to the law. As an aside, I am really not surprised that it’s a political party with religious roots that is insisting on this barbarism – ‘twas ever thus.  However…

    As the Human Rights Watch organisation states:

    The Swedish transgender law stems from 1972 and is out of step with current international best practice and understandings of Swedish obligations under international human rights law.

    In July 2009 Thomas Hammarberg, the commissioner for human rights of the Council of Europe, made the observation about the forced sterilization requirement that in reality the state prescribes medical treatment for legal purposes, “a requirement which clearly runs against principles of human rights and human dignity.” This was followed up in the extensive report on human rights for LGBT people in Europe that the commissioner published this summer. The commissioner there recommends Council of Europe member states to do away with all physical requirements for people who want to change their legal gender.

    In March 2010 the Committee of Ministers of the Council of Europe recommended to member states, including Sweden, that requirements, including changes of a physical nature, for legal recognition of a gender reassignment, should be reviewed in order to remove abusive elements. The Committee recommended that member states should take appropriate measures “to guarantee the full recognition of a person’s gender reassignment in all areas of life, in particular by making possible the change of name and gender in official documents in a quick, transparent and accessible way.”

    I am mindful that the situation here in the Netherlands is not so far in advance of that in Sweden; however, the Dutch government, a coalition of the conservative Liberal Party and the Christian-Democratic party, has publicly acknowledged that its transgender law violates international human rights law and has published a law proposal which does away with the forced sterilisation requirement.

    Here’s Georg Elfvelin asking for your support to help change the Swedish law:

    And here’s where you can sign a petition to Sweden’s Prime Minister. I hope that you will.

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  • Dedicated Comic

    I see that yesterday’s Jesus and Mo is dedicated to Rhys Morgan, Jessica Ahlquist, One Law for All, and Salman Rushdie. Quite right, too.

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  • Time is Money

    When I was growing up (many years ago), there used to be a saying: “If you want to know the time, ask a policeman”. Presumably it started when most people did not carry around timepieces of their own, whereas policemen were issued with them as standard equipment.

    These days, it would seem, that London’s policemen consult a higher authority: the “Speaking Clock”.

    Guess how much they spent ringing the Speaking Clock for the time in the past two years?

    Just a staggering £35,000. The mind boggles. Particularly when they could have got the time, for free, from their mobile phones to atomic clock accuracy…

    One response to “Time is Money”

    1. Matt Healy Avatar
      Matt Healy

      There are also websites run by various government agencies and standards bodies that give the official time. The US government runs http://www.time.gov which gives the time for US time zones, the BIPM in France gives the time at http://www.bipm.org and many other agencies have similar services.

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  • How Did He Do It?

    If you saw last night’s Sherlock episode (The Reichenbach Fall – note the singular, by the way, a nice joke), you’ll know what I’m talking about. If you didn’t, and don’t want spoilers, then stop reading now.

    I suppose, in a way, with a title echoing the climax of the original Conan Doyle story The Final Problem, which features the Reichenbach Falls, it was obvious what was going to happen; but the question is: how did he do it? There are lots of theories floating around, and while I’m unsure of the precise mechanics, I’m fairly sure of the following:

    • Molly was in on it (and what a wonderful character she has proved to be throughout the two series)
    • John Watson was not.
    • Mycroft may have been.
    • We did see a live human being jump (he was moving his arms to control his balance), and I am sure it was Holmes.
    • Watson was knocked over by a bicyclist in the period between seeing the jump and running to Holmes’ body. That is certainly significant.
    • Watson feels for Holmes’ pulse, and presumably doesn’t find one. Holmes was shown earlier playing with a squash ball. Could this be the old “squash ball in the armpit to stop the pulse trick”?

    Some viewers have complained that we shouldn’t have got obvious confirmation that Holmes faked his own death by seeing Holmes alive in the closing seconds, but I thought it was a good plot device:

    • It confirms to the viewer that Holmes is alive and sets the ball rolling on “how did he do it?” Great for the next series…
    • It gives extra poignancy to the fact that we now know that Holmes has heard Watson’s eulogy to a friend that he supposes is dead.

    The writing and the acting of this series has been outstanding. Hats off to all concerned.

    10 responses to “How Did He Do It?”

    1. Pat Avatar

      The falling body did flail its arms – but that may simply have been the desire of the stuntman to remain alive long enough to get paid 😉 It’s a short drop and he had to be in control all the way down.

      My solution involves the observation that the kidnapped girl had seen Sherlock before – so there’s some method in-story of looking like Sherlock without being Sherlock. Mind you, I reckon Moriarty is still alive too!

      1. Geoff Coupe Avatar

        I don’t buy the theory that the falling body was already dead. If that were the case, then why didn’t they just shove a Sherlock dummy off the roof? Answer: because it would be too obvious that it was a dead body, and strained the versimilitude of the tale too much. No, I think that had to represent a live Sherlock, not a dead Moriarty wearing a Sherlock mask (pace the kidnapped girl).

        I think there could well be something about the girl being connected in some way, and I suspect that you are right about Moriarty. Although I have to say that this strains credulity – we are expected to believe that Sherlock was taken in by Moriarty’s faking of the blowing out his brains? That’s a step too far…

    2. iVenky Avatar
      iVenky

      Steven Moffat said that we are missing something and it’s a thing what Sherlock usually won’t do. So I guessed this- What if Sherlock indeed kidnapped that girl? That should clearly explain why she screamed at the sight of Sherlock. This is something what Sherlock usually won’t do. He should have done this for some purpose though I don’t know how.

      What do you think?

      1. Geoff Coupe Avatar

        Well, it’s possible, but it does seem somewhat unlikely. I think SM is referring to something else, but what, I haven’t the faintest idea…

    3. Joe Avatar
      Joe

      The gas from the Hounds of Baskerville may have been used on the girl to make her think it was Sherlock who kidnapped them, and this would be why she screamed and pointed at him.

      Sherlock acted out of character a few times in the episode.
      First notable one would be when he is at the lab with Molly, and Molly says to him that he looks sad when Watson isn’t looking, Sherlock says “thank you” to her, which is out of character because he knows it’s illogical for him to say it at that point… then she asks him if she can get him anything, and Sherlock says “actually…” but she interrupts saying “I know you don’t” and she walks off.

      Second slight out of character moment was when Moriarty was pretending to be “a hired actor” in the journalists home. Sherlock screams at him to “stop it, stop it now!” right before he makes his escape through the window. Shortly after this scene, Sherlock seems to have figured out what Moriarty is up to… Sherlock says to Watson “there’s only one thing he needs to do to complete his game and that’s…” that’s when Sherlock figures it out and goes to the lab.

      Then when he was at the lab again with Molly, and he asks her if she would still do anything for him even if he wasn’t what she thought he was. Along with the first scene with Molly (mentioned above), Sherlock is acting out of character, as he usually ignores her completely, but now he is opening up to her.

      The last out of character moment is when he is with Moriarty and he says “I may be on the side of the Angels, but don’t ever assume I am one of them!” Which implies he could have a dark side… one that would explain “why” he may have kidnapped the children (unlikely), but could imply some other form of crime.

      1. Geoff Coupe Avatar

        I don’t think it’s the interactions with Molly that SM is referring to as “the big clue”, but you may be on to something with the interactions with Moriarty – particularly the first one in the journalist’s home. However, they still don’t seem to add up to what I would think of as “the big clue”, so I suspect it’s something else entirely!

    4. Robert Dammers Avatar
      Robert Dammers

      I think Joe’s point could conceivably be extended – were Watson under the influence of the Baskerville nerve agent, his mind, suitably suggested, might fill in Sherlock’s face on the falling body – but on the ground? Perhaps not.

      As with “The Final Problem”, Holmes may wish to remain dead for a while to clear up any issues left around by Moriarty, so that makes eminent sense. And Watson’s grief is powerful testimony to the world that the great man is dead. But since anyone in the UK with a pulse, just about, knows that Holmes survived “The Final Problem”, the sight of Holmes at the cemetery is hardly a spoiler.

      Molly has had a wonderful series. Just imagine, if they hadn’t made “Mayo” (which people were terribly rude about, but I rather enjoyed), Lou Brearley would never have been considered for the part. And what a missed opportunity that would have been.

      This series of “Sherlock” has been a joy – I could have giggled most of the way through the first episode just because it was exciting, and such fun (“I never beg” – “Twice!”). It takes the very finest acting to keep such an excellent script on track. Thank heavens the plans are to get the next series out before the end of the year!

      1. Geoff Coupe Avatar

        Hi Robert, thanks for your comments. I never saw “Mayo”, so you now prompt me to try and catch up with it. Glad you share my feelings about Molly; she is just such a wonderful character, and Brearley is perfection in the role. Yep, it’s been a joy throughout. Roll on the next series!

    5. Arth Avatar
      Arth

      It was definitely him that jumped, John’s constant watch, paired with the flailing limbs! I think he landed in something, got bloodied up, and moved to the pavement. The ‘Civs’ dotted around on the pavement could have well been his ‘homeless network’ which was referenced in the episode. The cyclist riding into Watson was no accident, probably for the purpose of disorientating him long enough for the switch as said above – he needed to be clueless to make it plausible, and save him from the assassin. No need for body switching, Watson was disorientated, and using the squash ball he had earlier he could mask his pulse – A nice clue.
      After being taken to the morgue I’m sure we’ll see a clever Sherlock sitting up, with Molly preparing any body to be buried after he’s made his pretend death get away! That’s my guess anyhow!

    6. […] himself. Of course, part of the reason why I want that to be the real story was because it was the theory that I came up with when I first saw The Reichenbach Fall a year ago. When Holmes confirmed all the points I had listed […]

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  • Just Wait…

    I mentioned a few months back that I was being tempted by the Samsung Slate PC Series 7 that is now available in a few markets around the globe. Now that CES 2012 is in full swing, a whole slew of new Tablets is being shown there. While most of them are running Android, it’s clear that some of them are being shown in anticipation of Windows 8, which could be available by late December this year (the first public beta will be available next month).

    One such Tablet is the Lenovo IdeaPad Yoga 13 – and this looks even more interesting than the Samsung.

    Really, the best course of action for me is to sit tight and wait. It makes no sense to rush into a decision at the moment. And I have to say that my desire to get a new Tablet PC to replace my now-defunct HP TX2000 has abated considerably since I got my Nokia Lumia 800 Windows Phone. I’m able to use it to do many of the things that I was persuading myself that I would need a new Tablet PC for. Not all, but sufficient to relieve the pressure and turn the “need” into a “rather nice-to-have” sensation.

    I’ll revisit the situation at the end of the year.

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  • The Joy of Books

    What books get up to at night.

    I sometimes wonder what happens in my library deep in the night as well.

    (hat tip to Matthew Cobb over at Why Evolution is True)

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  • A Dastardly Plot

    I know that there are some intelligent churchmen around, but I do despair when I read bollocks like this:

    The Spanish Catholic Church is also concerned about homosexuality. During his Boxing Day sermon, the Bishop of Córdoba, Demetrio Fernández, said there was a conspiracy by the United Nations. “The Minister for Family of the Papal Government, Cardinal Antonelli, told me a few days ago in Zaragoza that UNESCO has a program for the next 20 years to make half the world population homosexual. To do this they have distinct programs, and will continue to implant the ideology that is already present in our schools.”

    It, quite literally, beggars belief.

    Update: Benedict also talks bollocks. Sigh.

    2 responses to “A Dastardly Plot”

    1. TomT Avatar
      TomT

      There’s a Spanish Inquisition joke to be found somewhere in all this. Sounds as though Bishop Fernández could use some time in the Comfy Chair.

      1. Geoff Coupe Avatar

        No! Not the Comfy Chair!

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  • Open Mouth, Change Feet…

    For a moment there, I thought that Microsoft were improving. After a bad start in the process for rolling out updates for Windows Phone, they began communicating more transparently about the updates, and began rolling them out in a more timely manner. They even had Eric Hautala, General Manager, Customer Experience Engineering, posting weekly on the Windows Phone Blog about updates and their availability.

    Alas, all those improvements would appear to have come to a screaming halt. Yesterday, Hautala posted about a new Windows Phone update – 8107 – but also stated that it would only be available to those Carriers who requested it. Cue instant uproar from Windows Phone users who fought for improvements in the update process in the first place because Carriers were delaying the release of updates. And then to rub salt into the wounds, Hautala also wrote that Microsoft won’t be individually detailing country, model, and carrier details on the Where’s My Phone Update? site any longer.

    So much for a more transparent process.

    And what is in this update – 8107 – that carriers can elect to request, or not? Well, according to Microsoft it seems to have some pretty important bug fixes:

      • On-screen keyboard. Fixes an issue to prevent the keyboard from disappearing during typing.
      • Email. Fixes a Google mail syncing issue.
      • Location. Fixes a location access issue. With this fix, the Me feature in the People Hub sends anonymous information about nearby Wi-Fi access points and cell towers to Microsoft only if you agree to allow the Check In function to access and use location information.
      • Security. Revokes digital certificates from DigiCert Sdn Bhd to address an encryption issue.
      • Email threads. Fixes an email issue related to Microsoft Exchange Server 2003. With this fix, when you reply to or forward a message, the original message is now included in your response.
      • Voicemail. Fixes a voicemail notification display issue that occurs on some European and Asian networks under certain conditions.

    With the exception of the last bug fix, none of these are carrier-dependent, so why on earth is Hautala saying that we will only get these fixes if our carrier requests them? Frankly, I find this a staggering misstep by Microsoft. How to destroy customer trust overnight… I really am scratching my head trying to work out how an organisation that sets up a function called “Customer Experience Engineering” can do any worse.

    2 responses to “Open Mouth, Change Feet…”

    1. al feersum Avatar

      Well… I got my update today. 10 patches, takes about 40 minutes.

      1. On Screen Keyboard Issue
      2. Gmail sync issue
      3. Location access issue
      4. DigiCert Sdn Bhd revocation
      5. Exchange mail issue
      6. Voicemail notification issue

      When I got my Lumia from O2, there was a leaflet tucked inside indicating that there was an issue with displaying 3G/HSDPA icons on the status bar, even though the functionality was present, so maybe this has been patched too.

      Wonder what the other 3 patches are for? Gapless playback? Probably not – but if it is fixed, I’ll let you know.

      1. Geoff Coupe Avatar

        Yep, it came through here to my phone as well. It came direct from Nokia’s servers, since my phone is an unlocked and carrier-unbranded phone.

        I got both the WP OS 8107 update, and a Nokia firmware update (to improve battery life and WiFi). See http://allaboutwindowsphone.com/flow/item/14076_Nokia_starts_roll_out_of_secon.php

        What I find frustrating is that Eric Hautala still hasn’t responded to the 270, and counting, negative comments on his original post. People have been asking him to clarify the update process for unlocked and unbranded phones, and surely he could have done so. Radio silence is not a clever tactic, particularly when you are supposed to be a General Manager of Customer Experience Engineering…

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  • Storage in Windows 8

    The team at Microsoft responsible for building Windows 8 (the next version of Windows) have been documenting the detail of its design in a series of blog posts over at, naturally enough, Building Windows 8.

    I’ve been following this blog with great interest, because it gives a very detailed insight into the design, and why particular design choices have been made. It has certainly kindled my interest into wanting to take a closer look at Windows 8 (starting with the beta, to be released next month).

    Yesterday, for example, Rajeev Nagar published a detailed post on the design of storage for Windows 8. Windows 8 will introduce a capability called Storage Spaces. Interestingly, Nagar begins his post by setting the context, and referring to the now-defunct Drive Extender technology that was part of Windows Home Server v1, but which was removed in Windows Home Server 2011:

    …some of us have used (or are still using), the Windows Home Server Drive Extender technology which was deprecated. Storage Spaces is not intended to be a feature-by-feature replacement for that specialized solution, but it does deliver on many of its core requirements. It is also a fundamental enhancement to the Windows storage platform, which starts with NTFS. Storage Spaces delivers on diverse requirements that can span deployments ranging from a single PC in the home, up to a very large-scale enterprise datacenter.

    Well, already, I’m interested. I thought that Drive Extender was a unique selling point for WHS v1, and bemoaned its removal in WHS 2011. I never wanted to take on the task of managing a RAID configuration in my home server. I have always agreed with Charlie Kindel that RAID is not a consumer technology.

    So now, with Windows 8, it appears as though we might get the second generation of Drive Extender, substantially improved. I should no longer have to even consider RAID as a means to implement a storage pool; in fact, in the blog post, Microsoft explicitly advise not to use RAID in conjunction with Storage Spaces:

    We don’t recommend it. Storage Spaces were designed to work with off-the-shelf commodity disks. This feature delivers easy-to-use resiliency to disk failures, and optimizes concurrent usage of all available disks within the pool. Using a RAID enclosure with Storage Spaces adds complexity and a performance penalty that does not provide any improvement in reliability.

    That’s good news, as far as I’m concerned.

    Looking down the road, then, what are the implications for Windows Home Server 2011? Well, it seems to me that Windows 8 will introduce a storage capability that exceeds what WHS v1 had, and that WHS 2011 will never have. So then the question is, what happens about the other shoe? That is, WHS (both versions) have an excellent backup facility for client PCs. The backups are efficient and allow rolling back a PC to previous points in time with ease.

    If Microsoft introduce this capability, even as an Add-on in the Windows 8 Store, then I have to ask: what is the point of WHS 2011? It would seem to me to be eclipsed by the potential capabilities of Windows 8.

    I seriously doubt that we will see a separate successor product to WHS 2011. Its capabilities (and more) can be fulfilled by Windows 8, with the possible addition of Store Add-ons for extensions to the base capabilities of Windows 8.

    6 responses to “Storage in Windows 8”

    1. dszigeti Avatar

      Geoff, Nice find … I concur on likely no follow-up to WHS 2011.

      Comments … The drive extender allows you to “span” drives – it does not specifically allow backup images. Are you suggesting that we could use Windows 8 Backups to achieve the backup iamge capability … with the drive extender added to make disk sizing easier?

      What happens when the Windows 8 system crashes? Where will the client backup come from? Boot from DVD maybe and find the images?

      1. Geoff Coupe Avatar

        What I’m trying to say is that the Storage Spaces and the Client Backup capability are two separate things.

        I don’t know what the Backup capabilities of Windows 8 will be as yet. I can guess that they will be at least equivalent to those in Windows 7 for the Home editions. That means: limited to one device (the PC on which the backup app runs) and unable to backup over the network. Now, the functionality of the Client PC backup in WHS far exceeds this. So the question is, will Microsoft extend the base capabilities, or offer an Add-on via the Windows 8 Store to increase them?

    2. al feersum Avatar

      TBH Geoff, I was glad to see the back of DE. Sure, I wasn’t using it in a ‘typical’ WHS implementation (running as a Hyper-V guest on virtual dynamic disks), and it hated ClamAV (the ClamAV add-in wasn’t bad though). But the W8 ‘Storage Spaces’ might explain the half-baked ‘Vail’ that was delivered to us, with so far, no fixes to some of the many problems that we have experienced with WHS 2011, despite shouting at MS to get it sorted: and had this ‘broken’ functionality been in the beta releases, it could have been identified and addressed. Now WHS 2011 is a full product and subject to the ‘Consumer’ release cycle, which is considerably different to the ‘Enterprise’ release cycle. Anyway, enough moaning about WHS, and back to the subject at hand, ‘Storage Spaces’.

      Back in the day when ‘Longhorn’ was still a code-word, and just before they decided to bring forward ‘Blackcomb’ (XP) – it hadn’t even gone to CTP, I got a sneak peak at the ‘doze roadmap. Bundled in with what they were calling the Longhorn Technology Demonstrator was the very lovely ‘Avalon’ and the powerful ‘Indigo’, was also a nice little toy they were working on called WinFS: the premise being that NTFS was going to be replaced by a SQL database, and everything was going to be stored as BLOBs with lots and lots of metadata… it never got passed beta. But I’m wondering if ‘Storage Spaces’ is a re-working of WinFS… now [i]that[/i] would be something. I got really excited about WinFS, I thought that this would be a killer filesystem, but I suspect that it was too hard to implement (or at least, too hard to build without providing an enterprise class database server for free – which is a [i]significant[/i] source of revenue for MS).

      Still… I’m looking forward to trying W8 – after all, I’m getting used to Metro, and when I first saw it I thought ‘Nah, it looks sh*te. Gimme a proper UI’ – sure, it’s never going to replace the UI for the things that I do every day, but as a simplified easy to navigate UI for doing stuff like reading mail or playing music or videos it’s ideal. It’s not a ‘Power User’ interface though – but I look forward to getting the SDK (and something to run it on: my tired old PC won’t run the Mango SDK, but I’m waiting until there’s something reasonably priced that’ll run W8) and knocking together some of my own tools…

      1. Geoff Coupe Avatar

        I think I have simpler requirements – DE worked well for me. That said, I agree that it was version 1.

        I don’t think Storage Spaces is a reworking of WinFS – I think that’s still a hard nut to crack. Perhaps with Windows 10? I too am looking forward to trying W8. Metro on my Phone is brilliant, but I do wonder how it will translate to a traditional Mouse/Keyboard PC…

        It’s funny, now that I’ve got my Lumia, I no longer have a passionate desire to get a Windows Tablet (e.g. the Samsung Slate). The Phone is filling in for many of the tasks that I would have used a Slate for…

    3. Aussie_Z Avatar
      Aussie_Z

      Geoff, Al,

      All good comments. I liked and used DE … mainly because when I started with WHS V1 large disks were expensive … so I could strap together my 1TBs and 500GBs without worrying about running out of disk space. But with larger drives available today, I can reasonably easily map data onto drives … So I am not missing DE … but maybe I wouldn’t mind having it anyway.

      And I concur (Geoff) that Windows (7 & 8) will probably allow backup of themselves but not other clients on the network … so I don’t think that DE and W8 will really “replace” WHS. But maybe it will give us an “in-place” backup utility for large systems. Or maybe it will give us the capability to have one large data drive … so no more D:\, E:\ drives … which is OK for the casual user … but we all know that when things aren’t working right … people like us will still be back in the Drive Manager checking physical drives.

      Mind you, to add to what you guys are already saying, it doesn’t look like M$ is interested in the WHS community at this time. Updates/fixes are way too slow in coming. Blogs don’t seem to announce much. And there aren’t a lot of box builders out there (maybe four – two well known) – so the non-IT bubba doesn’t have a lot of choices for an easy setup. Features are missing/malfunctioning. Additionally, I don’t see a lot of add-ins coming online – luckily some good ones are out there. It just looks to me like WHS has been sidelined. And of course, when that happens, sales drop … and M$ drops the line.

      We’ll see. Time will tell.

    4. […] one possible ray of hope is that it may be possible to replicate the functionality of WHS using Windows 8. That is dependent on someone developing an App for Windows 8 that replicates the client PC backup […]

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  • My Nokia Lumia 800

    It’s now been almost two weeks since I got my new Windows Phone – a Nokia Lumia 800. How has it been so far?

    I think I’m still very much in the Honeymoon period. The hardware (Nokia) and the software (Microsoft) of the device continue to delight.

    The design of the Nokia Lumia 800 looks good and feels right to me; it whispers I’m a quality piece of consumer electronics and when I heft it in my hand it feels solid and dependable. Yes, I know that these are very subjective things, but, to me, it seems that the Nokia designers have done a good job with this particular product.

    And, heavens, I think that the Microsoft software designers have done a good job with Windows Phone 7.5. I know that I spend a lot of my time pointing out flaws in Microsoft software (Windows Live Photo Gallery, and Windows Home Server 2011, I’m looking at you), but the Windows Phone operating system is pretty damn good, particularly for what is essentially a brand-new operating system, when compared with Apple’s iOS and Google’s Android – both dating from 2007. The user interface (Metro) feels fast and fluid, even on what is fairly basic hardware. Android lovers seem to turn up their noses at the hardware in typical Windows Phones, but the fact of the matter is that Microsoft’s OS seems to be doing a better, and more efficient, job at exploiting the hardware. Then there are features such as the live Tiles on the Start screen, and these seem to me to be a clear step forward over Apple’s iOS and Android’s static icons.

    Of course, all is not perfect. The performance of the camera in the Nokia, despite the 8 megapixels and the Carl Zeiss lens, strikes me as being lacklustre. Nokia have acknowledged the issue, and say that a software upgrade will be forthcoming this month. The same goes for a battery life issue – some owners are struggling to get through a full day on one charge. Nokia say that there will be a software update this month to address the issue.

    But, on the whole, I remain very satisfied that I made the switch from a Nokia dumbphone to a Nokia smartphone running Windows Phone.

    I’ve been struck, when reading blogs and newspaper articles by others on their experience with the Nokia Lumia 800, by the fact that not everyone is as positive as I am. It seems to me that some of the negativity comes from the fact that this is not a Nokia Symbian or Apple or Android phone. If you’ve been running your life and social interactions through your smartphone, then the change from the Symbian environment (or an iOS or Android environment) to Windows Phone is more than just a culture shock to some people. It’s apostasy, and deserves death – preferably for Stephen Elop, for singlehandedly destroying Nokia. I’ve been dipping in to the discussions on the Nokia forums, and some of the vitriol from Symbian users is quite staggering, but, given that we are all human (I think), not surprising.

    Perhaps I’m fortunate in that, having come from a dumbphone, I have no previous smartphone religion to deal with. All I know is that I like what I see, and thus far, it seems to be an environment that I can comfortably live with.

    5 responses to “My Nokia Lumia 800”

    1. Al Feersum Avatar

      Like you Geoff, this is my first smart phone. The previous incumbent was an antique E65, which replaced a washed 6310. I’m agree with all the points you’ve raised, though I do have issues with the media player (lack of gapless playback, poor audio quality), and as mentioned before, the lack of Flash is really annoying (though not enough to trigger my inner Vince Fox). Battery Dave mode is good, but the downside is that you get no pushed content – a bigger if you use something like WhatsApp. IE Mobile seems to have a few (intentional?) holes in it too (try downloading Opera Mini, for e.g.), though I am still very pleased with the Lumia, and would certainly recommend it to others. Any minor niggles could easily be fixed in software, so it’s just a case of MS and Nokia pulling their collective finger out and acting on the requests of the users.

    2. Al Feersum Avatar

      Oh yeah – the Bing spell check isn’t perfect, replacing what you’ve typed with what it thinks you should have typed: Dave should read Save in the above reply.

      1. Geoff Coupe Avatar

        Hah, I wondered what the “Battery Dave” mode might be for a moment there… Cheers.

    3. Technogran Avatar

      I love mine Geoff and you have beaten me to it, as I intended to write a review (of sorts) of how I am using the Nokia. I love it Geoff, and unlike you, its a replacement for an iPhone. I am finding that I am using this much more than I ever used the iPhone. Its the UI I think, its just so easy to use. I might still do one, it depends on how I feel to be honest. It needs some really good marketing now, something that unfortunately MS tend to fall down on, and incentives to all sale staff in the phone shops so that they don’t continue to just push the iPhone and the Android phones.

      1. Geoff Coupe Avatar

        Thanks, TG. Interesting to hear that you’ve moved over from using an iPhone – so there are some people who can do that!

        As you say, Marketing (or the lack of it) is the problem. Since Microsoft does not control the phone in the same way as Apple, but relies on the phone manufacturers to help with the marketing, I think that they are at a disadvantage. Only Nokia has really done a WP marketing push, because they need Windows Phone to be a success. The other manufacturers have a couple of strings to their bow, Android and WP, so their marketing efforts send mixed messages. And until Nokia (and the carriers) launch in the US, we’ll continue to get negative noises out from the US media and blogsphere.

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  • Grumpy Old Man

    Yes, I freely confess that I’ve become a Grumpy Old Man. The latest thing to trigger a stream of grumpiness from me is the experience I’ve just had with the many-tentacled Google…

    It all began innocently enough. I went to check what new postings there were in the Help forum for Picasa. When I arrived, it was to discover that the furniture had been rearranged, so to speak. The old forum had been replaced by a Google Product Forum. Well, that’s not so bad – the old forum capabilities were pretty limited (you could not post images or screenshots, for example), but one thing really irritated me: the display language had been changed to Dutch. Yes, I realise that I live in the Netherlands, and I do speak Dutch, but, call me old-fashioned, I just prefer my PC and web environment to use English whenever possible.

    So I then spent the next ten minutes trying to find out how to change the Dutch pages back into English. Finally, after much hunting around, and wandering through various haunted wings of the Google palace, it dawned on me that the change of the forum software was not all that Google were up to. It seems as though they want us all to move over to Google+, and change over our old Google accounts to Google+ accounts.

    Oh, mercy, not yet another bloody Facebook social networking and time-wasting gewgaw! I have thus far successfully resisted joining Facebook, and I really did not want to join Google+. However, I underestimated the sneakiness of Google (whatever happened to the “do no evil” mantra that Google were supposed to have? Seems to me that they are just like any other faceless Corporation). It turns out that I could elect to have the new forum (and other Google sites) displayed in English – but only if I signed up to Google+ and upgraded my account. Sigh, so that’s what I’ve done, I’ve drunk the Kool-aid.

    And then, to really light a fire under my grumpiness, I then received an email from Google+, that started off as follows:

    google plus 1

    Er, “Hey Geoff”? I’m sorry, but that’s Hello Mr. Coupe, to you, you insolent young whippersnappers. You already know my age – it’s in my old account – and I expect to be treated with a modicum of politeness as befits my age. And I very much doubt that “you’re glad I’m here”. I suspect the phrase has all the sincerity of “have a nice day” being uttered by some poor benighted wage slave in a fast food establishment. Also, if there’s a word that invokes in me the same pain that I feel when I hear fingernails being scraped down a blackboard, it’s that last word in the screenshot above: “cool!”.  People who use the word “cool!” (the exclamation mark is audibly present) as a term of approbation deserve to have a special Circle of Hell invented just for them.

    Oh well, I’ll just wallow in my grumpiness for a bit longer. I expect I’ll have to go and pat the dogs at some point to restore some semblance of normality.

    2 responses to “Grumpy Old Man”

    1. Technogran Avatar

      LOL. Welcome to Google + Geoff! You’ll feel right at home here! I’m on here, so is Ludwig and so are countless other photographers that you may know by name. I am enjoying Google+, the discussions are wonderful and you learn so much stuff, its so much better than Facebook. Seek out some old Windows Live Spaces users on here as well. I think that once you have gotten over the initial shock of it all, (being sort of bamboozled into joining) you’ll like it here.

      1. Geoff Coupe Avatar

        Thanks TG, I’m afraid that I’m feeling rather in Groucho Marx mode at the moment: I would not wish to join any club that would have me as a member…

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  • Slice of Life

    I was writing a reply today to an email from old friends who had recently emigrated to Canada. In it I wrote that, having arrived here in the Netherlands 27 years ago, and in spite of having dual Dutch and British nationalities, that I nevertheless expected to die here, and not return to the UK.

    One of the reasons is that, despite my disappointment in the rise of Geert Wilders and his Christian xenophobia, there remains in Dutch society a residue of the tolerance and openness that attracted me here in the first place.

    On this New Year’s Eve, for example, the main entertainment programme on TV was presented by Paul de Leeuw, an out, and married, gay man (and who always strikes me as “mad, bad, and dangerous to know”). His guests were the Dutch equivalent of the Speaker of the British House of Commons, a cocaine-using Dutch Olympic gymnast (wearing a very tight T-shirt that displayed his body and arms to their best) and twins who are the oldest working prostitutes in the Netherlands. Somehow, I can’t imagine the equivalent happening in dear old Blighty…

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  • My Windows Phone Apps

    I mentioned yesterday that I’d taken the plunge and acquired a Windows Phone – a Nokia Lumia 800. One of the things about moving from a dumbphone (my old Nokia 6310i) to a smartphone is that a world of applications opens up to you. For the Windows Phone ecosystem, that means over 50,000 Apps, and counting…

    Now, while the quality of Windows Phone Apps, just like everything else, is subject to Sturgeon’s Law, it seems to me that there’s a reasonable chance of finding a portfolio of decent applications that will suit my needs. Here’s what I currently have on my phone (in addition to the standard Apps that ship with Windows Phone, and the Nokia Apps – Nokia Drive, Nokia Maps and Nokia Music – that come with the Nokia Lumia 800):

    buienradar Buienradar A realtime viewer of where rain is falling over the Benelux region.
    face swap Face Swap A bit of photographic fun from Microsoft Research
    Flickr Flickr The official Flickr app to upload photos taken on your Windows Phone and upload them to Flickr. You can also browse your Flickr account from your Windows Phone. Nicely done.
    Het Weer Het Weer Comprehensive Weather application for The Netherlands. Basic interface, but gets the job done.
    Imdb IMDb Very comprehensive interface to the IMDb movie database. Well implemented – shows off the Windows Phone user interface to advantage.
    iss Iss Locator A basic app that just shows the current position on the ISS (International Space Station) superimposed on a 2D map of the globe. Not bad, but I’m left wanting more.
    media center remote Media Center Remote A very good Remote Control App for Windows Media Center. Covers the full range of function, including Search and Keyboard support for your Media. The only negative point is that it on start up it reads in the content of your Media libraries, and if you have large libraries, this can take a minute or two.
    meteor Meteor Another Remote Control App for Windows Media Center. While startup is faster than Media Center Remote, and the display of the Music Library is clearer, it does not support Search and Keyboard functions, which I find surprising, and a negative point.
    metrotube Metrotube The best App for browsing YouTube that there is. Makes full use of the Windows Phone user interface. Unfortunately, the developers have announced it will be withdrawn from the Marketplace because Google have not documented the YouTube interfaces, and continual reverse engineering is not a sustainable approach.
    my home server My Home Server A basic App to interface with Windows Home Server 2011. It has some Dashboard functions, and some capability to stream media (music, pictures, video) to your Windows Phone, but it is very basic. For example, the Album or Artist lists are single level lists (no jumping to initial title letters) that load agonisingly slowly. It does have a Search function, but it breaks the user interface guidelines in the way it operates.

    When using the Media functions, error messages are a frequent occurrence. This App is from Microsoft’s own WHS 2011 team, and is yet more evidence of their poor performance in design and delivery of a product.

    satview SatView A nicely-done realtime satellite tracker and orbit predictor with 2D and 3D views of over 1,300 satellites.
    SkyDrive SkyDrive An App to enable you to browse documents, folders, photos and files that are held on your SkyDrive storage (every Windows Live user ID has 25GB of free online storage). Works fairly well, but not faultlessly – I have at least one Word document that I can’t open on my Windows Phone, but which I can open on my PC.
    SkyMap SkyMap Probably the best skymap available for the Windows Phone. Actually useful!

    The Guardian The Guardian The official App for the Guardian newspaper. It’s not particularly innovative; it feels a bit tired and lazy. For example, the Search screen is only available in Portrait mode – I actually like to rotate my phone into Landscape when typing – the keyboard is bigger… The search engine also seems to be different from the Web version – the results are less and also more dated. Frankly, it’s almost better to browse the Guardian’s web site than bother with this App.
    Treintijden Treintijden There are several train timetables and planners available for the Dutch railway network. This is the best one that I’ve found. Simple and effective.

    Doubtless this list will get refined over time, but it will do to get me started. I have to say that, so far, I really like the Metro interface of the Windows Phone; it’s a well-designed and well-executed piece of work.

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  • I’ve Been Seduced By A Windows Phone

    OK, so a year ago, I wrote about the fact that I had not upgraded my trusty old Nokia 6310i to a Smartphone.

    I didn’t want to get an iPhone (I’ve never liked Apple’s walled garden infrastructure) and Google’s Android environment seemed to me to be too much of a free-for-all, where, rather than evolution, cancerous growth seems to be the result of letting too many cooks spoil the broth.

    The third way seemed to be Microsoft’s Windows Phone, where a firm grip was taken on the base specification, while allowing for innovation in hardware. I was underwhelmed by the first release of Windows Phone 7, but by last September, with the Windows Phone 7.5 (Mango) release, Microsoft seemed to me to have achieved critical mass. The operating system had good reviews and seemed to offer something of interest. Yes, in terms of market share, Microsoft languish well behind Android and iOS, but I think that this can reasonably said to be because of other factors.

    So, from September onwards, my interest has been piqued by the possibility of buying a Windows Phone. Since I have been using a Nokia mobile phone since 2002, my first thought was that it should be a Nokia Windows Phone.

    When Nokia announced the Nokia Lumia 800 and the Nokia Lumia 710, my mental crosshairs centred upon the Lumia 800, in the Cyan colour. That seemed to me to be the best possible merging of hardware and software design in a mobile phone.

    Since then, I’ve been tracking the availability of the Nokia Lumia 800 here in the Netherlands, and comparing the price plans that the suppliers have been advertising. A couple of weeks ago, there was an offer that I could not refuse from The Phone House. A Nokia Lumia 800 on a one-year’s contract from Vodafone totalling less than 400 Euros – this at a time when the phone itself retails at between 450 to 480 Euros, without any additional connection charges included.

    I admit I was seduced.

    And so it was, on the 23rd December, that I took possession of a Cyaan Nokia Lumia 800, and today, Vodafone have completed the porting of my mobile number from my old Nokia 6310i to the Lumia 800.

    I have to say that the basic experience of the combination of the Nokia Lumia 800 and Windows Phone 7.5 is a joy. The physical design of the phone feels absolutely right, and the user experience of Windows Phone 7.5 is beautifully done.

    I was worried about the shortcomings of the Windows Phone Marketplace infrastructure, but I have to say that while they are still there, I’ve been able to paper over the cracks. I now have a unified inbox for all my email accounts, and I’ve been able to bring in my Contact lists and Calendars from other places on the web. It’s not perfect, but I think I can live with it, which is what I never thought that I would say a few months ago.

    I’ll follow up this post with some thoughts about the applications that I have installed on my Windows Phone. Some are brilliant, and some are so-so. The fact remains that I think I can now bid farewell to my trusty Nokia 6310i and hail my Nokia Lumia 800.

    Le Roi est mort – vive le Roi!

    7 responses to “I’ve Been Seduced By A Windows Phone”

    1. Al Feersum Avatar

      Hi Geoff,

      I got a Lumia 800 a couple of weeks ago, and I’m pretty chuffed with it. There are a couple of niggles, but overall it’s a good product. One thing, a G1 fusion phone isn’t going to be the iPod killer that MS/Nokia wanted, though tbh it would’ve been naive to expect so.

      You may be interested in the Homeserver app… but it does suffer from the Media Library problem, and doesn’t support WTV.

      1. Geoff Coupe Avatar

        Hi Al,

        Thanks for the comments. Yup, got the Homeserver app – but as far as I’m concerned, it falls into the so-so category. Will write it up later. I do like the phone, though!

    2. coffeemike Avatar

      Welcome to the smartphone era! I’m curious to hear more as you “move in” on your phone – I’m an unashamed non-zealot Apple user at home, but I’ll admit that Windows Phone 7 has made me think twice on a few occasions. Congrats!

      1. Geoff Coupe Avatar

        Thanks Mike! It’s early days yet, but I’m enjoying it so far. It’s also the little things – like being able to listen to BBC Radio 4 Podcasts while walking the dogs…

        1. Al Feersum Avatar

          Podcasts are all very well Geoff, but not being able to use the Flash based BBC player, either for live broadcasts or for iPlayer is a real bugger.

          1. Geoff Coupe Avatar

            Ah well, being in the Netherlands, I can’t use BBC iPlayer anyway, so what I can’t have, I don’t miss… You could, of course, make your voice heard on the BBC Internet Blog and ask for a WP7 version of the iPlayer…
            See http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/bbcinternet/2011/12/iphone_bbc_iplayer_design.html

    3. […] been using a Windows Phone since December 2011, and I continue to love it. The user interface is still a joy in comparison with iOS or Android. […]

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  • Seasons Greetings

    A Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year…

    Xmas 2011

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  • Gay Rights Are Human Rights

    I missed hearing or reading about this speech that the US Secretary of State, Hilary Clinton, gave to an audience of diplomats at the United Nations in Geneva on the 6th December. It is quite remarkable. I’ve put some extracts below. The full transcript is here, and it is well worth reading.

    “It is violation of human rights when people are beaten or killed because of their sexual orientation or because they do not conform to cultural norms about how men and women should look or behave. It is a violation of human rights when governments declare it illegal to be gay or allow those who harm gay people to go unpunished. It is a violation of human rights when lesbian or transgendered women are subjected to so-called corrective rape or forcibly subjected to hormone treatments, or when people are murdered after public calls for violence toward gays, or when they are forced to flee their nations and seek asylum in other lands to save their lives. And it is a violation of human rights when life-saving care is withheld from people because they are gay, or equal access to justice is denied to people because they are gay, or public spaces are out of bounds to people because they are gay. No matter what we look like, where we come from, or who we are, we are all equally entitled to our human rights and dignity.

    “The second issue is a question of whether homosexuality arises from a particular part of the world. Some seem to believe it is a Western phenomenon, and therefore people outside the West have grounds to reject it. Well, in reality, gay people are born into and belong to every society in the world. They are all ages, all races, all faiths; they are doctors and teachers, farmers and bankers, soldiers and athletes; and whether we know it, or whether we acknowledge it, they are our family, our friends, and our neighbors.

    “Being gay is not a Western invention; it is a human reality. And protecting the human rights of all people, gay or straight, is not something that only Western governments do. South Africa’s constitution, written in the aftermath of Apartheid, protects the equality of all citizens, including gay people. In Colombia and Argentina, the rights of gays are also legally protected. In Nepal, the supreme court has ruled that equal rights apply to LGBT citizens. The government of Mongolia has committed to pursue new legislation that will tackle anti-gay discrimination.

    “The third, and perhaps most challenging, issue arises when people cite religious or cultural values as a reason to violate or not to protect the human rights of LGBT citizens. This is not unlike the justification offered for violent practices towards women like honor killings, widow burning or female genital mutilation. Some people still defend those practices as part of a cultural tradition. But violence toward women isn’t cultural; it’s criminal. Likewise with slavery, what was once justified as sanctioned by God is now properly reviled as an unconscionable violation of human rights.

    “The fourth issue is what history teaches us about how we make progress towards rights for all. Progress starts with honest discussion. Now, there are some who say and believe that all gay people are pedophiles, that homosexuality is a disease that can be caught or cured, or that gays recruit others to become gay. Well, these notions are simply not true. They are also unlikely to disappear if those who promote or accept them are dismissed out of hand rather than invited to share their fears and concerns. No one has ever abandoned a belief because he was forced to do so.

    “Universal human rights include freedom of expression and freedom of belief, even if our words or beliefs denigrate the humanity of others. Yet, while we are each free to believe whatever we choose, we cannot do whatever we choose, not in a world where we protect the human rights of all.

    “Reaching understanding of these issues takes more than speech. It does take a conversation. In fact, it takes a constellation of conversations in places big and small. And it takes a willingness to see stark differences in belief as a reason to begin the conversation, not to avoid it.

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  • RIP, Hitch

    So, Christopher Hitchens is dead. He has left Tumortown and passed beyond the Land of Malady, after leaving us with some last words of advice on dealing with mortal illness.

    I’ll miss his voice and his writings. We now have all that we are going to have from him.

    I can’t resist adding his widely-quoted words of wisdom:

    “The four most over-rated things in life are champagne, lobster, anal sex and picnics.”

    Like Christopher Hitchens, I’ve enjoyed them all. Over-rated? Possibly. Enjoyable? Certainly.

    RIP, Hitch.

    2 responses to “RIP, Hitch”

    1. TomT Avatar
      TomT

      I have to hope there is a cache of whiskey-stained unpublished manuscripts squirreled away somewhere. Though even that wouldn’t make up for the loss of his trenchant reflections on current events going forward.

      1. Geoff Coupe Avatar

        TomT – absolutely. Even turning up a cache won’t make up for the loss of the man.

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  • The Kindness of Strangers

    In today’s Observer, Henry Porter writes about a revelation that his friend, Gilbert Adair, had in the months before he died. It’s worth reading. And it’s a reminder that for some people, nursing remains a vocation, rather than a service from which profit must be wrung. Treasure them.

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    1. Sarah Sellman Avatar

      Thats incredible! I love kindness from strangers!!
      We made a film where we traveled the US relying on strangers for a home each night. It was a fantastic experience.

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  • Picasa versus WLPG Redux

    Yesterday, I wrote up a comparison between the current versions of Picasa and Windows Live Photo Gallery. Lying awake in the small hours last night, I thought of additional things that I should have covered in the comparison. So if you read the entry yesterday, I suggest you take another look at it. It’s now been considerably reworked and expanded.

    4 responses to “Picasa versus WLPG Redux”

    1. Metafan Avatar
      Metafan

      Before 3.9 had you tried AvPicFaceXmp allowing to tag face in Picasa and use them in WLPG?

      1. Geoff Coupe Avatar

        I knew of AvPicFaceXmp, but I hadn’t used it, because I was not using Picasa, and the reason that I wasn’t using Picasa was because of the geotag display bug…

        Now with version 3.9, I’m trying Picasa again, and using it primarily for face tagging. My main tool remains IDimager.

    2. Metafan Avatar
      Metafan

      You are using a pretty detailed method for tagging, have you considered also a way to managed the people tags, I have just people 1,000 faces and I would like to have grouping option.

      1. Geoff Coupe Avatar

        I just have two categories for people whose faces I tag: Family and Friends, and these categories are part of the hierarchy of Descriptive Tags. While I have more categories under the “People” class, I haven’t bothered doing any face tagging in these photos where they have faces of people who are not either family or friends. This might change in the future.

        For the moment, I will continue to rely on the flexibility of a hierarchy of descriptive tags to be able to slice and dice the collection of photos.

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