Reflections on life at “De Witte Wand”…

  • Barbecook Cock-up

    Barbecook is a Belgian manufacturer of barbecues. About ten years ago we bought a barbecue from them: the Puuur model. One of the reasons we chose it was because it has a ceramic bowl that holds the charcoal.

    It’s given us good service, but this season I noticed that the bowl had developed a large crack, and another crack is developing. It will only be a matter of time before the bowl starts falling apart.

    I went to the Barbecook website to look for a replacement bowl. While the Puuur model is apparently no longer available, there were still spare parts for it listed, including the bowl, so I ordered it, at a cost of €146.88.

    A few days later a large box was delivered, which rattled alarmingly. I opened it, and sure enough, the bowl had been smashed in transit

    Very comprehensively:

    Naturally, I emailed Barbecook’s Customer Support, and got a reply back apologising and saying “I will send you a new ceramic bowl and ask our warehouse staff to pack it extra securely”.

    Great, thought I, good customer service. At least I did until the second bowl arrived:

    Sigh – broken in transit again; just in two halves this time. So much for the “extra secure packing” – which was exactly the same as for the first time. The issue is that the packing material they use (air bags) gets punctured in transit and the heavy bowl then rattles around in the large box and suffers damage.

    I emailed Customer Support with this observation and photos on the 7th August. It’s now two weeks later and I’ve not had any reply. It looks as though I’m €146.88 out of pocket on this particular learning experience. I’m not best pleased, and if I do need to replace our barbecue, you can sure it will not be with a model from Barbecook’s range.

    Addendum 24 August 2024: Perhaps it is pure coincidence, but a day after I posted this, I got an email from Barbecook Customer Service apologising for the delay in replying to my last email and offering to either attempt sending a third replacement or to refund my money. I’ve replied that I don’t want to run the risk of a third disappointment, so I would accept the refund…

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  • And, They’re Off…

    I have just been watching a program on Dutch TV that introduced all the members of the new Dutch cabinet to us with interviews of each of them by TV political journalists.

    Marjolein Faber and Reinette Klever (in particular) came across as rather nasty pieces of work. Klever seemingly refusing to accept that “population replacement” (quoted by both her and Faber in the past) was a conspiracy theory…

    I get the distinct impression that this cabinet do not love each other and Dick Schoof as the new premier will have his work cut out to keep them united… We live in interesting times.

    More background on the new cabinet in this article in today’s Guardian.

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  • A Bumpy Ride Indeed…

    When the policy document of the new coalition government in the Netherlands was published a month ago, I predicted that we would be in for a bumpy ride.

    Now that names are being put to the Cabinet posts, my prediction is becoming a dead certainty.

    The first bump in the road was happily experienced by Wilders himself. He had proposed his PVV party member Gidi Markuszower for the post of Minister of Asylum and Migration, but the Dutch Security Service has said that Markuszower has failed his security check, and so Wilders has had to withdraw his nomination and has proposed an alternative candidate.

    Markuszower, by his past public pronouncements, comes across as a particularly nasty piece of work who views those seeking asylum as merely “fortune seekers” and has held forth tirades against them in parliament e.g. the “ordinary Dutch man and woman” is being “replaced” by asylum seekers and that the current policy on asylum is “a crime against the people” and those responsible for it must face a parliamentary tribunal. He is on record as saying:

     ‘Het is walgelijk dat Nederlanders door de eigen overheid worden vertrapt, maar dat gelukszoekers uit Afrika en achterlijke Midden-Oosterse zandbaklanden door diezelfde overheid worden vertroeteld.’

    ‘De jungle van Afrika komt massaal hiernaartoe.’

    ‘We hebben te maken met roedels van zogenaamde ‘bontkraagjes’, groepen van jongeren die hier eigenlijk niet thuishoren.’

    ‘Ze trappen op het hoofd en beuken en rossen door. Hun slachtoffers kiezen ze zorgvuldig uit, vaak Nederlandse kinderen dus, die hier wél thuishoren. Nederland is van ons, maar de straat is inmiddels van hen. Dit is gewelddadig racisme, waarbij autochtone jongeren in elkaar worden gemept door allochtoon tuig.’

    In translation:

    “It is disgusting that Dutch people are trampled on by their own government, but that fortune seekers from Africa and backward Middle Eastern sandbox countries are pampered by the same government.”

    “The jungles of Africa are coming here en masse.”

    “We are dealing with packs of so-called ‘fur collars’ [a derogatory term for male youngsters of supposed Moroccan background], groups of young people who do not actually belong here.”

    ‘They kick on the head and keep pounding and pounding. They carefully choose their victims, often Dutch children, who do belong here. The Netherlands is ours, but the street is now theirs. This is violent racism, where native young people are beaten up by immigrant scum.’

    Wilders has now proposed Marjolein Faber for the post, and she’s not much of an improvement in my eyes: in the First Chamber (the Senate) she has accused the current cabinet of treason because of their policies on mass immigration.

    Then we have gems such as Reinette Klever who is to be the Minister for Foreign Trade and Foreign Aid. Presumably she’s been chosen because she wants to scrap all Foreign Aid. She’s written that asylum seekers bring “TB, hepatitus, polio, cholera, typhoid and other exotic diseases with them”. She left politics in 2017 to work in her husband’s business, but then since 2022 has popped up as a TV-commentator in the broadcaster Ongehoord Nederland (Unheard Netherlands) – the Dutch equivalent of Fox News or GB News – so you can imagine what that’s like…

    Wilders claims that:

    ‘Nederland moet een land worden waar u zich weer thuis voelt, een land waar u een goede boterham verdient zonder te veel belasting te betalen, een land waar u ’s avonds veilig over straat kunt zonder beroofd te worden, een land waar de ouderen en de gehandicapten het goed hebben.’

    ‘The Netherlands must become a country where you feel at home again, a country where you earn a good living without paying too much tax, a country where you can walk safely on the streets at night without being robbed, a country where the elderly and the disabled are doing well.’

    Laudable aims, Mr. Wilders, but the end does not justify your means to achieve it.

    The real giveaway is that phrase “where you feel at home again” – in other words, white, Christian, and not from any other ethnic or religious background or country. As I said last month: this is not in my name, Mr. Wilders.

    One response to “A Bumpy Ride Indeed…”

    1. Ludwig Avatar

      Sorry to hear that we are here in the USA are not the only ones “blessed”: “with such misguided folks.

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  • Fasten Your Seatbelts…

    It’s going to be a bumpy ride.

    I was in despair back in November last year when the right-wing party of Geert Wilders gained the most seats in the Dutch general election. It has taken since then until now for the formation of a four-party coalition government to be agreed (Wilders thought it would take a week).

    And as expected, the end result does not look good. A hard line on asylum-seekers and migrants, soft-pedalling on the farmers and a reduction of measures to combat the effects of climate change and the protection of Nature.

    If this government wants to put the money where their mouth is, they are going to have to do battle with Brussels. This, of course, is exactly what Wilders wants so that he can claim that the EU is hindering the execution of his plans. Right-wing populism is not what I signed up for when I became a Dutch citizen in 2006. Wilders may claim that he is doing what is right for all Dutch citizens, but it’s not in my name.

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  • RIP, Watson

    Just under a month ago, I blogged that The End Is Nigh – and today it arrived.

    It has been very clear over the last week that Watson was on the downward slope – he was finding it difficult to stay upright, and preferred to spend the day resting and sleeping. He would no longer come into our bedroom every morning to wake Martin and steal a sock from the clothes basket, or ask to be chased around the dining table every evening.

    On his daily walks, he could only manage a little way outside the house before he would collapse and need to rest and recover his strength. I needed to help him get back upright on all fours before he was able to carry on.

    Today we decided that he had reached his final destination and called the vet.

    She came, with a vet in training, and with gentle care put him to sleep.

    Watson, we will miss you.

    5 responses to “RIP, Watson”

    1. Keith Cook Avatar
      Keith Cook

      My condolences to you and yours Geoff. I’ve been there a few times and my last dog was the hardest. RIP Watson.

    2. Keith Cook Avatar
      Keith Cook

      My condolences to you and your family Geoff. I’ve been there a few times, the last being the hardest. RIP Watson

    3. cbnbmore Avatar
      cbnbmore

      I’m so sorry for your loss. Definitely the toughest job of being a pet owner and the one that hurts the most. Hopefully the day you can remember Watson and have a smile on your face will come soon.

    4. Geoff Coupe Avatar

      Thanks folks for your messages. It’s now August, and we still miss him. The house is quiet without his presence. His photo is on our sideboard, and I still find myself saying “Hello Watson” as I pass by…

    5. […] As I blogged previously, Watson started to lose strength in his back legs in April. By mid-May he was finding it difficult to stay upright. […]

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  • Victim

    With the news that Iraq has passed a bill making same-sex relations punishable by jail sentences of up to 15 years, it reminded me that jail sentences would have been applicable to me in the UK not so very long ago, and certainly in the Isle of Man where I grew up and entered adulthood.

    The 1961 film Victim was very probably influential in leading to a change in British law in 1967. Same-sex relations were not decriminalised in the Isle of Man until 1992.

    Matt Baume gives an excellent exposition on how courageous and influential the makers and actors of that film were.

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  • Another Design Failure

    Martin bought a 2-piece grater for the kitchen today – a Duo, designed by the Joseph Joseph company. The two graters are designed to clip together for storage.

    However, I realised that when clipped together, one set of blades is always exposed.

    Why on earth were they not designed so that the blades were safely inside during storage? With the current design, there will always be one set of blades exposed ready to snag on anything – including fingers.

    Yet another example of defeat being snatched from the jaws of victory.

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  • The End Is Nigh

    Our dog Watson is well into old age – he’s more than 14 years old, which is old for a Labrador. A few weeks ago his back legs suddenly gave way and he collapsed in a heap on the floor. He looked very confused at this, but picked himself up and carried on. It occurred again a week later and now it’s become really noticeable that he’s losing control of his back legs. Last weekend out on his walk I had to stop a few times after he collapsed to let him gather himself together and struggle on.

    I took him to the vets’ yesterday and had a good discussion with the vet. We agreed that Watson still has a good quality of life considering his age, but that we’re definitely on the downward slope now. She thinks that it’s a matter of months before we reach a point where we need to think seriously about having him put to sleep, but she did warn that things could change quickly, so to be prepared.

    At the moment, the fact that he still wants to play, and getting exercise by wandering about the garden and our field doing his own thing several times a day is demonstrating that he’s coping with his arthritis (for which he’s already getting painkillers and food supplements). So he may just reach his 15th birthday at the end of July – which for a Lab is exceptional – but it’s highly unlikely that he will see Christmas. We will just make the best of the time that we have left.

    6 responses to “The End Is Nigh”

    1. Tom T. Avatar
      Tom T.

      I’m sorry to hear that. I know how difficult it can be to deal with a pet’s end of life. I’ve also learned that many people who don’t keep pets don’t appreciate the difficulty involved. Enjoy the time you have left with Watson. He is clearly a very good boy.

    2. Keith Cook Avatar
      Keith Cook

      I’m sorry to hear Watson is on the downward slope. I’ve had dogs all through my life and I know how difficult it is when they get to this stage. Kudos to Watson for living this long! And blessings to you and yours.

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      Geoff, sending you all love. It’s such a difficult journey but I’m certain it caps off a beautiful lifetime. My thoughts are with you all. ❤️

    4. Brian Hickey Avatar
      Brian Hickey

      So sorry to hear that Geoff. We lost our Lab last year with solar problems. Danre was only 12 but had a great life and there is some consolation in the fact you did everything you could to give them the best life possible.

      Best wishes

      . Brian

    5. Ludwig Avatar

      Seeing a loved one decline is most difficult for all of us. We want to hold on and do our best, but nature will have its way. I wish you and Watson the best for the short time there is.

    6. […] under a month ago, I blogged that The End Is Nigh – and today it […]

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  • Incarnations of Dune

    Way back in 1975 I had read Frank Herbert’s Dune and been mightily impressed by the story. The paperback had a sticker on the front “Soon to be a major film” – but that proved to be rather optimistic, it was 1984 before the first film adaptation of Dune reached the screen. There was an earlier attempt to film the book – the Chilean-French director Alejandro Jodorowsky had purchased the film rights in 1974 – but in the end it all came to naught, no film studio was prepared to fund Jodorowsky’s vision, which reportedly would have resulted in a film lasting 14 hours.

    Then in 1984, the David Lynch version reached the cinemas. It was not a commercial success, and was mostly disliked by the critics, but I liked it – it certainly had visual style. Lynch himself was not happy with the result – the studio cut his three-hour film back to two hours.

    Following that, there were two TV series adaptations of Dune that were relatively successful, but I still did not think that justice had been done to the source material.

    Then, in 2021, Denis Villeneuve brought his version of Dune to the silver screen. For the first time, I thought that this was the version of Dune that I had been waiting for. It turned out that this was Dune Part One – Villeneuve intended that a book as complex as Dune required two parts to tell the story.

    I never got to see Dune Part One in the cinema, I’ve only viewed it at home on our TV (with surround sound). Still, it is very impressive. A spectacle, but also very well played by excellent actors.

    Dune Part Two was released in March this year. This time I was determined to see it in a cinema on an IMAX screen, as Villeneuve intended it should be experienced.

    I went to a morning screening (there were just 20 of us in the IMAX theatre) at the Pathé cinema in Arnhem. This was my first ever experience of IMAX, and it did not disappoint. Dune Part Two is superbly well-realised – in my opinion, a successful adaptation of the book in every way. There are sequences in it that are simply breathtaking in their spectacle, while the characters are never drowned out, their stories play out in front of us with real emotional weight.

    The film does say “based on the book” and while it does follow the plot in the main and often quotes the text, there are some significant deviations (no Count Fenring at all and no Alia in the final scenes, for example). I wondered about the dropping of Count Fenring – although a minor character in much of the book, he turns out to be significant at the climax. The closure of the film is also very different from the book, but points the way forward for part 3 (based on the “Dune Messiah” book) – which will probably arrive in 5 years’ time – I think Villeneuve wants to take a break and do something else next. I hope that I will live to see it…

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  • Flag Mashup

    We live in the region of the Netherlands known as the Achterhoek. The name literally means the rear corner – because of its geographical position. It has its own flag – that was developed in 2018, and has since become very popular – you see it flying everywhere.

    Since 2006, when we came to live here, we’ve been flying the Rainbow flag in the garden, but a couple of years ago, I learned that Thessa Banning from Zieuwent had developed an Achterhoekse version. Now, at last, courtesy of Marion from the local LGBTQ group we have one raised on the flagpole in the garden…

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  • A Martyr for Democracy

    Terrible news that Alexei Navalny has died in the Artic Penal Colony where he was being held “after a fall”. Defenestration comes in many forms it would seem, but it too often befalls those whom Putin views as his enemies.

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    1. Matthew D Healy Avatar
      Matthew D Healy

      Sudden Russian Death Syndrome strikes again. Putin is a very nasty piece of work.

      1. Geoff Coupe Avatar

        Agreed. He seems to have reached the point where he does not care about how he is seen by the rest of the world, so will be unassailable by any claims to acting decently or morally.

        1. Matthew D Healy Avatar
          Matthew D Healy

          Doing it to someone that prominent right after the Tucker Carlson interview basically says he doesn’t give a flying f**k what anyone thinks now.

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  • The UK Home Office Strikes Again

    A woman is facing deportation, and being separated from her husband and 10-year-old son, despite a court ruling that the family has the right to live together in the UK. Full story here in The Guardian.

    A Home Office spokesperson said: “All visa applications are carefully considered on their individual merits, on the basis of the evidence provided and in accordance with the immigration rules. It is longstanding government policy that we do not routinely comment on individual cases.”

    Because if you did comment on individual cases you would be demonstrating here that you haven’t a fucking leg to stand on you heartless bastard.

    Shameful and they are deaf dumb and blind to rationality. They clearly have no empathy with the people who are in anguish because of being cast into limbo.

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  • The Death of Hind Rajab

    What Israel is doing in Gaza is obscene and unconscionable. Netanyahu has the blood of thousands of innocents on his hands.

    The Guardian’s First Dog on the Moon

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      Lesley Hutton

      The last 6 months have been devastating emotionally for anyone with a heart, and the death of Hind finally broke mine. I’ve learned so much about history in those months, most of which has turned my world beliefs on their collective head. I’ve never felt such sorrow, and total bewilderment that a genocidal massacre can be supported by those with the power to stop it. To realise money comes even before humanity is shocking. To feel so helpless in the face of such cruelty is a terrible thing. Thank you for caring. I seem to know so few people who do

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  • Bye, Bye, Hue…

    I’ve been running a Home Automation system here at the Witte Wand for the past 8 years. I started out using Domoticz software, but three years ago I switched to Home Assistant, which I felt was a much superior open source system. I’ve not regretted that decision, HA continues to develop and improve – it’s a very well-managed project.

    One of the reasons I chose HA is that all my data is held locally, it does not depend on cloud services for its operation.

    Most of my devices use the ZWave standard, but a few years ago I added some Hue devices, together with a Philips Hue Bridge that was easily integrated into HA.

    Then, a few weeks ago I started getting messages in the Hue app on my smartphone that I would need to create an online account with Hue in order to continue using the system. It turns out that Signify (the company behind the Philips Hue products) have started forcing accounts on all users and upload user data to their cloud. For now, Signify says I’m still able to control my Hue devices locally as I’m currently used to, but I don’t know if this may change in the future. The fact remains that their privacy policy allows them to store my data and share it with partners.

    Needless to say, this blows a hole in my desire to have all my data locally stored and not be dependent on cloud services.

    It turns out that Hue devices use the Zigbee standard, and Home Assistant supports it. So I’ve purchased a Home Assistant Sky Connect to interface with my existing Hue devices and to replace the Philips Hue Bridge.

    Migration of the devices was easy – simply a matter of removing them from the Philips Hue Bridge network and adding them to the Home Assistant Zigbee network. HA automates the addition process, so I just sat back and watched as the devices were discovered and added to the network. It was also an easy matter to edit my existing automations replacing the old Hue names with the new Zigbee names of the devices. Everything was done in an hour and all seems to be running smoothly.

    The last step was to uninstall the Hue app from my smartphone and delete my Hue account.

    Bye, bye Signify and Hue; hello to Home Assistant and Zigbee.

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  • The Rise of the Far Right

    An excellent piece by Lewis Goodall.

    I feel very uneasy about developments at the moment. It’s as though Dutch society is like the frog sitting in water that is slowly being brought to boiling point.

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  • Merry Christmas

    It feels a bit strange to be saying this with all that’s going on in this sorry world, but:

    3 responses to “Merry Christmas”

    1. Keith Cook Avatar
      Keith Cook

      This world needs cheer and celebration, so never hesitate to bring salutations. Merry Christmas!

    2. Ludwig Avatar

      Merry Christmas to you! The problems we face way be daunting and seem endless, but let’s take a little bit of time to enjoys the holidays and savor friendships.

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  • The Zone of Interest

    I want to see this, even though I know it will be stressful. As Jonathan Glazer says: ” I think something in me is aware – and fearful – that these things are on the rise again with the growth of rightwing populism everywhere. The road that so many people took is a few steps away. It is always just a few steps away.”

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  • The End of Tolerance?

    When I first came to the Netherlands in 1983, the country had a reputation for tolerance, an openness and a “live and let live” attitude to life. Over the years, attitudes have hardened and polarisation increased to the point where I scarcely recognise the country I first encountered.

    We’ve just had a general election, and to my utter dismay, the far-right populist party of Geert Wilders has gained the most seats in the Dutch parliament. This is the man who has called Moroccans “scum” and whose manifesto proposes a ban on Islamic schools, mosques and the Qur’an, a ban on the wearing of headscarves in government buildings, and tight immigration and border controls. These include restoring Dutch border controls, detaining and deporting illegal immigrants, and reintroducing work permits for intra-EU workers. He is no supporter of the EU. The icing on the cake is that he appears to also be a climate change denier who ignores climate problems.

    It remains to be seen whether he can persuade other parties to join him and form a coalition government with sufficient majority to govern. If he does, then it will be a right-wing coalition. The future does not look bright for tolerance and social solidarity in the Netherlands.

    I despair.

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    1. […] I was in despair back in November last year when the right-wing party of Geert Wilders gained the most seats in the Dutch general election. It has taken since then until now for the formation of a four-party coalition government to be agreed (Wilders thought it would take a week). […]

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  • Rubbing Salt Into The Wound

    I recently blogged about the fact that Google was pulling the plug on the Premium Lite membership tier in YouTube.

    Today I had the following email from YouTube:

    Which translates as:

    Your Premium Lite membership has been canceled. Too bad you’re leaving. From November 24, 2023, you can no longer use the benefits of your Premium Lite membership.

    Too bad you’re leaving“? WTF is this? You lot pulled the plug. I’m not leaving of my own accord, you’ve whipped the rug out from under me…

    Bastards.

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  • The Rise of AI

    I blogged about Microsoft’s Copilot recently, and I had the comment that this AI technology was “exciting”.

    I’m more of the opinion that it (AI in general) is “concerning”. A) because of its limitations leading to false impressions and conclusions, b) because of the fact that it can be so readily abused, and c) because it could pose an existential threat and destroy the concept of trust as we know it.

    2 responses to “The Rise of AI”

    1. Greybeard6017 Avatar

      Sadly, since most people just accept what is shown to them by whatever outlet they use, AI will be used to subtly (and not so subtly) push someones agenda and convince the public. I don’t think there is any way to stop it or even limit it

      1. Geoff Coupe Avatar

        Yup, as Margo Channing said: “fasten your seatbelts – it’s going to be a bumpy night”. Except this is going to last a lot longer than just a night…

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