Reflections on life at “De Witte Wand”…

  • The Scots Have Long Memories

    It looks as though the UK elections have not produced a decisive win for any party. Although the Conservatives made gains, it doesn’t seem to have been sufficient to give them a decisive majority. Those gains have all been in England. In Scotland, as far as I’m aware, they haven’t made any headway at all. I heard one of the TV pundits say this morning that when he asked Scots why they hadn’t voted Conservative, the majority of them said that they remembered what Margaret Thatcher had done to their country. Ah, the sensible Scots – would that the rest of the UK remembered their history.
     
    Over at Obscene Desserts, John points out a creepy coincidence

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  • Cameron-Land

    Johann Hari gives us a soul-destroying view from the London borough of Hammersmith and Fulham as to what it might be like to live in urban areas where the Conservatives control the local councils. If you’re rich, it won’t bother you, but for the rest of us it’s an awful warning, if you live in Britain.

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  • Shouting “Fire” In The Theatre

    Today, May 4th, is Remembrance Day in The Netherlands. Throughout the country, ceremonies are held to remember the dead of World War II and other conflicts. Chief amongst these is the ceremony that is held in Dam Square in Amsterdam, in the presence of the Dutch Royal Family, politicians and veterans.

    Today’s affair was a telling example of how crowd hysteria can suddenly take hold. Of course, many people would probably be on edge following the incident in Apeldoorn in 2009 on the Queen’s Birthday.

    The Remembrance ceremony revolves around the two-minute silence held at 8pm, when throughout the Netherlands, people stop. Today, in Dam Square, in the presence of the Dutch Royal Family, politicians, veterans and thousands of people, another incident occurred. Just before the end of the two-minute silence, the stillness in the Square was broken by the sound of a man shouting. People started to panic, and a stampede began:

      

     

    It appears as though an Orthodox Jew had suddenly started declaiming into the silence; as a result another man nearby, dropped his suitcase (er, his suitcase?) at this, and the crowd panics. The Royal Family are whisked away, and chaos ensues.

    To give the organisers credit, order is soon restored as it becomes clear that it was a false alarm. But it just goes to show how easily shouting “fire!” in a crowded theatre can lead to panic.

    At the impromptu press conference held a couple of hours later with the Amsterdam Mayor and Chief of Police, a journalist asked whether it was a good idea to let  people carrying suitcases into the Square. And so it goes – let’s all get frightened over phantoms. Fortunately, the Police Chief had the good sense to defuse the question. Hopefully, sanity will continue to prevail.

    Update: It seems as though the man who caused the panic is a 39 year-old Amsterdammer who is well known to the police because of his record of theft, possession and dealing of drugs and threatening violence. He wore a hat, long black coat and has a full beard and long sideburns – that’s why many took him to be an Orthodox Jew. An eyewitness said that he was talking to himself during the silence, and when he was asked to be quiet by bystanders, he suddenly threw his head back and screamed. A man nearby dropped the case he was carrying, and panic ensues in which 63 people were hurt. The Dutch word "koffer" was used to described the case, but this is literally a portmanteau word that can describe anything from a handbag up to a suitcase, which is why I thought it was the latter. But now I suspect, given the fact that the police described the contents as being personal documents, that the man was probably carrying a briefcase.

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  • A Negative Tribalism

    Gary Younge perfectly sums up my feelings about why I hate Tories:
    I don’t have a phobia about Tories. That would suggest an irrational response. I hate them for a reason. For lots of reasons, actually. For the miners, apartheid, Bobby Sands, Greenham Common, selling council houses, Section 28, lining the pockets of the rich and hammering the poor – to name but a few. I hate them because they hate people I care about. As a young man Cameron looked out on the social carnage of pit closures and mass unemployment, looked at Margaret Thatcher’s government and thought, these are my people. When all the debating is done, that is really all I need to know.
    Unfortunately, the Labour Party of today is not the Labour Party that Gary and I grew up with. Nu Labour is now the Labour pot calling the Tory kettle black. I suppose it’s inevitable that Cameron will be the next Prime Minister come the end of the week, but I could almost pray for a miracle, damn my atheistic soul… Give the Lib Dems a chance. They couldn’t be any worse than Nu Labour or the Tories, could they?
     

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  • Picking A Leader

    Charlie Brooker considers the personas of the three party leaders in advance of next week’s UK election. I particularly enjoyed his goring of David Cameron:
    Cameron is 100% something. He isn’t even a man; more a texture-mapped character model. There’s a different kind of software at work here, some advanced alien technology projecting a passable simulation of affability; a straight-to-DVD retread of the Blair ascendancy re-enacted by androids. Like an ostensibly realistic human character in a state-of-the-art CGI cartoon, he’s almost convincing – assuming you can ignore the shrieking, cavernous lack of anything approaching a soul. Which you can’t.
     

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  • On the Internet…

    …nobody knows you’re a dog. That’s the caption of an iconic New Yorker cartoon by Peter Steiner.

    The Dutch newspaper, De Volkskrant, has a page in its weekly magazine devoted to photographs sent in by readers on a theme that is given in the previous week’s issue. Last week, the theme was “the view from your webcam”.

    I thought I’d do an update on Steiner’s joke. So here is “On the Internet, nobody knows you’re a dog – unless you use a webcam”

    GeoffCoupeHeelweg

    It didn’t get published… Oh well, there’s always another day…

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  • Dench Sequence

    I am not good at art. Therefore it is humbling to see how an artist creates an image that resonates. Here’s Derren Brown’s time-lapse portrait of Dame Judy Dench. Personally, I think it’s a stunning piece – almost, but not quite, a caricature.

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  • I Don’t Believe It…

    Yet another opportunity for a Victor Meldrew moment today with the news that:

    Wildlife documentary makers are infringing animals’ rights to privacy by filming their most private and intimate moments, according to a new study.

    Footage of animals giving birth in their burrows or mating crosses an ethical line that film-makers should respect, according to Brett Mills, a lecturer in film studies at the University of East Anglia.

    Now, of course, this could be just the news media spinning what Dr. Mills has actually said. On the other hand, it would appear that he has form in making comments that make me want to bang my head against the wall…

    Update: Some people think that Dr. Mills has a point. As I commented on Jean’s post, I still don’t buy it…

    2 responses to “I Don’t Believe It…”

    1. Brian Avatar
      Brian

      Does that make Attenborough a pornographer?

    2. Geoff Avatar
      Geoff

      Perhaps it does in the eyes of Dr. Mills, but here on Planet Earth, I think we can all agree that Attenborough is a National Treasure…

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  • A Warm Cuddly Feeling of Niceness

    Sometimes, I think that we just don’t see the power of the hidden persuaders. Here, for example, is a brilliant advert for John Lewis (a UK department store). It’s a great example of its type – pushing all sorts of emotional buttons – all designed to make us buy more stuff. Nobody is immune – even those who push our buttons to make us buy religious stuff. When push comes to shove, just stop and think about what you are doing…
     
     

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    1. Brian Avatar
      Brian

      I must admit, it gave me goosebumps.

    2. Geoff Avatar
      Geoff

      As I say, it knows how to push those buttons. I still remember years ago seeing a similar sort of ‘aging’ advert that was very dark and which pushed all the fear emotions quite brilliantly. It was of a young couple who started out with a good life and a nice house, but over the years slipped down the financial and housing ladders and ended up as an elderly couple in a tent in a park on a dark and stormy night. It was an ad from a Dutch insurance company. That gave me goosebumps as well, but not in a good way.

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  • Damn The Rising Inflection

    As you know, it doesn’t take much to get me going on a Victor Meldrew rant. One thing that is practically guaranteed to do it is to hear someone speak with a rising inflection at the end, or even during, their sentences when it is not appropriate. I was brought up to learn that the rising inflection (or High Rising Terminal) is reserved exclusively for signalling the asking of a question or to mark uncertainty in speech, and to hear it used any other way is akin to the reaction I have to fingernails being scraped down a blackboard…
     
    And when the rising inflection is coupled with adjectives such as "cool" or "awesome", then I have a tendency to become apopleptic. So, I present to you Dharmesh Mehta, Director of the Windows Live Team talking about the features on the upcoming version of Windows Live Messenger. The video is found on this page – it’s the one entitled Preview of the New Windows Live Messenger. I could hardly take in the meaning of what he was saying for the sound of my screaming. Watch out also for the excruciating banter between him and his colleague, who also drops the "Whatever" bomb…
     
     

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    1. Kelly Holsten Avatar
      Kelly Holsten

      Indeed. I could not agree more… It’s beyond painful. And my current preferred college radio station has a plethora of DJs that are all seemingly taught to use a rising inflection every four words or so, resulting in my will to throw self off 3rd floor balcony. I actually cant think of anything more painful when it’s accompanied by equally vapid subject matter. Sadly, a mention to the offending party brings nothing more than twice the Horror. Sadness pt II is that once you key in on this attribute it’s an order of magnitude more troubling. Unfortunately, I’m not sure if there will be a cure any time soon. It’s the 35 and under preferred method of oral communication when under the Hipster Spell.

      – kh

      1. Geoff Coupe Avatar

        The only cure for me will be when I become deaf in my old age, shortly before I shuffle off this mortal coil…

    2. David Avatar
      David

      Spare a thought Geoff, I predominately spend my days filming and editing Lawyers and accountants from City of London firms and they increasingly suffer from freaking RI – it DOES MY BLOODY HEAD IN. But can I say anything? can I hell – they’re my clients, my bread and butter, my mortgage repayment, my wife’s collection of shoes.

      * calming down a little *

      1. Geoff Coupe Avatar

        You have my fullest sympathy 🙂

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  • RIP, Guy

    Damn, Guy Kewney has died. Only a couple of years older than me. His columns on the developments in IT and computing, particularly in the early days of the 1980s were the ones I trusted and enjoyed the most.

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  • Missing the Target

    We wade through a sea of advertising these days. Waves of the stuff crash in via post, newspapers, email, TV and many other channels. Most of it is not targeted at us as individuals, but the percentage of advertising that has been created specifically because of our past purchasing history is rising all the time. Amazon, for example have done this for years.
     
    So it’s something of a jolt when a company sends out what you think would be a perfect opportunity for targeted advertising and gets it massively wrong.
     
    Yesterday, for example, I got an email from Geni, an online genealogy service that I happen to be a member of:

    "This Mother’s Day, give that special mom in your life a truly unique gift: a beautiful, framed poster of her family tree.

    Because your family tree is already on Geni, sending a poster is a snap. Personalize her poster with your choice of designs and colors. Each includes up to five generations of relatives, and can be shipped directly to her".

    Er, just one thing; my mother died in 2001…

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  • The Things We Do For Love

    Caring comes in all sorts of forms. What are you doing at the moment?

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    1. Lesley Avatar
      Lesley

      I’m a 24/7 caregiver to my beautiful son Kieran, who turns 13 tomorrow. Kieran is a non-verbal autistic boy, wheelchair-bound since an accident while out with someone else in 2005. He is a smart, humourous, fun human being who has taught me more about love than anyone else in my lifetime. He is also still in diapers and wakes every day by 4am and is constantly demanding, but then nothing’s perfect! Caring for him is what I do for Love.

    2. Geoff Avatar
      Geoff

      Hi Lesley, good to hear from you. Yes, nothing’s perfect, but as you’ve found, the rewards of hard work can be immensely fulfilling. We’re both a long, long way from those days on the Southbank. Glad to hear that you’re still looking up at the stars…

    3. Brian Avatar
      Brian

      That was sweet. And I did NOT see that end coming!

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  • I Am Officially An Old Fart

    Reading the breathless puff piece on Microsoft’s new KIN phones, I realise that I am definitely old fashioned. I am happy to have a mobile that is just a phone. Of course, as the piece says, the KIN is built for the youthful audience, who apparently “live around music and photos”:

    KIN’s look, feel and functionality are designed around this notion — You are your own publisher, and KIN is a magazine of your life. What you share, and with whom, are the heroes of the experience, rather than icons and menus. KIN completely changes the way people think about sharing and networking on a mobile phone.

    Oh well, I’ll be getting off the world soon enough.

    Update: Hah – I see that Microsoft scrapped the KIN phones after less than a year, and after spending $1 billion on the fiasco.

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  • Justice For Lucia?

    I trust that next Wednesday, the Dutch Court will announce that there has been a terrible miscarriage of justice, and pronounce Lucia de Berk innocent of all charges. The background to the case, and the appalling errors, are laid out here by Ben Goldacre.
     
    Unfortunately, I doubt whether the court’s pronouncement will ever undo the irreparable damage that has been done to de Berk. She deserves compensation, even if it will never eradicate the harm that has been done to her.
     
    To get some sense for the Kafkaesque situation that de Berk has found herself in, read some of the comments from Richard D. Gill on Ben’s piece. Shocking doesn’t come even close for this miscarriage of justice.
     
    Update: As expected, Lucia de Berk’s sentence was quashed. She is innocent of the charges. However, the NRC rightly points the finger at the Dutch legal system and asks if it is too complacent.

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  • Fun With Technology – Part VI

    About six weeks ago, I wrote about the idiosyncrasies of the technology that makes up our Home Cinema setup, and wondered whether I should take the plunge and build my own HTPC. As I like building my own PCs, I decided to go ahead and did some research about what to get. The most helpful guide to building an HTPC was an enormous thread on the Audio/Visual Science Forum, called, as you might expect: Guide to Building a HD HTPC. This guide has been put together by someone called renethx, who has evidently been engaged in a labour of love. He lists a variety of different systems, from low-end to high performance, and clearly knows his subject.

    After reading through the thread (more than 13,000 posts!), I was beginning to suffer from information overload, but I also thought I was beginning to home in on what I wanted. My HTPC would be used to play Blu-Ray discs and standard DVDs. It would be connected, via a wired Ethernet network, to our Windows Home Server, which currently holds our music library and digital photos, but now could also hold the rips of our DVD and Blu-Ray collection. At this stage, I wouldn’t be using the HTPC to view/record terrestrial or satellite TV, but this might be on the cards in the future. With all that in mind, I decided to go for a mid-range system, which would have room for a modest amount of expansion. The final list of parts I settled on was:

    Item Description
    Motherboard Gigabyte GA-H57M-USB3
    CPU Intel Core i3 530 / 2.93 GHz
    RAM Corsair XMS3 – DDR3 – 4 GB ( 2 x 2 GB ) *see Note 1
    CPU Cooler Stock fan supplied with CPU
    Drive Western Digital Scorpio Blue WD2500BEVT 250GB
    Keyboard Microsoft Arc Keyboard
    Mouse Microsoft Arc Mouse
    Remote Control Hauppauge MCE Remote Control Kit
    Blu-Ray Drive LiteOn – Blu-Ray – BD-ROM
    PSU Nexus Value 430
    Case Silverstone Grandia GD05B
    Software Microsoft W7 Home Premium OEM 64bit

    The technology nerds amongst you may have noticed that there is no graphics card in the above list. That’s because I’ve chosen one of the new Intel “Clarkdale” processors, which actually has a graphics chip integrated into the CPU package itself, alongside the CPU chip. The graphics capabilities fit the requirements of an HTPC very nicely, having a hardware-accelerated decode for Blu-ray dual-stream picture-in-picture, and audio capabilities with support for Dolby TrueHD and DTS-HD Master Audio multi-channel bitstreaming. However, see Note 2.

    I chose Windows 7 as the operating system, because it comes with Windows Media Center, which I quite like as a “10-foot user interface”. I’ve tried to keep additional software to a minimum, primarily for simplicity’s sake. Reading through the HTPC forums, I see that there are a plethora of utilities and codec packages that some people install to tweak the performance of their system, but I can’t help feeling that doing so also increases the likelihood that something will break. As I remarked last time, the discussions over building an HTPC are characterised by a large number of posts on the forums that say “do this”, followed by an answering chorus of “no, don’t do that, do this…”. So it’s clear that building an HTPC is still something for enthusiasts and nerds – it hasn’t yet crossed the technology chasm to reach mainstream consumers.

    So far, I’ve added just two additional pieces of software to Windows 7 (and Windows Media Center). The first is Arcsoft’s TotalMedia Theater 3 Platinum Edition. That’s because while Windows Media Center will play standard DVDs, it doesn’t handle Blu-ray discs, and so I need a third party piece of software. I went for the Arcsoft product because it integrates into Windows Media Center, unlike some other Blu-ray player software products out there.

    The second add-on is the My Movies library software. While Windows Media Center has a movie library function, it only covers online media. The beauty of My Movies is that it handles both online and offline material (i.e. DVDs or Blu-ray discs). It also comes with a version for Windows Home Server, which is where some of my discs will be transferred to put them online. So I can browse our entire film library using the My Movies client within Windows Media Center, and my choice of film will be either streamed from the Windows Home Server, or I will be prompted to insert the relevant disc into the HTPC.

    The parts I ordered arrived from Azerty last Thursday, so I spent a happy few hours assembling them into the HTPC. I’m pleased with the result, but there are still a few rough edges that need to be sorted out. Most of these I expect to be covered by newer releases of software.

    For example, I had a weird error that occurred when I tried to play an online DVD or Blu-ray. Windows Media Center would report a Video Error of the form:

    Video Error: Files needed to display video are not installed or not working correctly.

    Trying to diagnose it led me to believe that it has absolutely nothing to do with the video side of things, but rather some incompatibility in the audio chain. For example, the error would go away if I turned off the navigation sounds in Windows Media Center. Even more bizarrely, I found that someone had reported that you could have navigation sounds in Windows Media Center and working online media files if you:

    • Set the Windows 7 HDMI Playback device to Stereo
    • Set the Speaker configuration in Windows Media Center to 5.1 channels

    I tried it and it works. No idea why. It follows no rhyme or reason, given that my Audio/Visual Receiver is a Denon 3808 with a physical configuration of 7.1 channels/speakers.  Just bizarre.

    Another weird error is that the Denon onscreen User Interface only appears if I set the HTPC to use an RGB colourspace, rather than the xvYCC extended colourspace that I think I should be using with my HDTV… And setting the xvYCC colourspace using the Intel-provided control panel is problematic. Sometimes it sticks, and sometimes it just reverts back to the RGB setting. No idea why.

    A niggle is that the HDMI handshake is relatively slow in getting everything set up between the HTPC, the Denon and the HDTV. The latter tries a couple of times in the space of about five seconds before it achieves a perfect picture. This is far, far better than the original situation with my old Panasonic DMP-BD30 player with the Denon and the HDTV – there, it could take anything up to several minutes before a stable picture was obtained. But I have seen a setup time of less than a second, and on the first try, with one of my other PCs being used as an HTPC. That was using a Sapphire ATI Radeon graphics adaptor, rather than the inbuilt graphics of the Intel i3.

    On the physical side of things, one thing that concerns me slightly is the noise made by the fans in the Silverstone GD05B case. This case has three 120mm fans built in. When you add in the fact that the power supply has a fan, and there is a fan on the CPU cooler, then we have a grand total of five bloody fans whirring away and making noise. Fortunately, the power supply fan is reviewed as being one of the quietest around, and the CPU cooler fan from Intel gets good reviews as well. So the noise is primarily down to the Silverstone case fans.

    Now, I noticed that the filters on these fans are attached on the exhaust side of the fan. Since the fans draw air into the case, I can’t help feeling that this will mean that the fans will be somewhat difficult to keep clean, and that dust will gather on the fans themselves. I would have thought that it would have been better to put the filters on the intake side of the fan, sandwiched between the fan and the inside face of the case. That way, dust buildup could be easily vacuumed off the filters through the outside grilles, without the need to open up the case for cleaning. I actually tried this, and put the filters sandwiched between the fans and the case.

    When I did this, the perceived noise definitely seemed to be reduced, so I was pretty happy with this. However, I also sent an email to the European branch of Silverstone in Germany to ask them if this was a recommended practice. They have replied that it is not, and advised me to stick with the original configuration. However, I am less than happy with this because a) the noise is increased and b) the filters are going to be a bugger to keep clean. And with two dogs lying on their beds in the near vicinity, dust and dog hairs are going to be an issue, I feel sure… I think I will try out Nexus fan speed reducers on the case fans to see if the noise will be reduced (see Note 3). The current internal temperatures are low enough that I think that slower (and hence quieter) fans are not going to cause a problem.

    So, to sum up, despite a few rough edges and niggles, overall I am well pleased with the result. There will doubtless be a bedding-down period while I tweak various things to improve satisfaction, but hopefully I will get it to the stage where I can learn to leave things well enough alone, and simply enjoy our new HTPC.

    Notes

    Note 1. Even though I was not overclocking the system in any way, I found that there seemed to be stability problems with this Corsair memory used in conjunction with this motherboard and CPU. The system would suddenly lose power every couple of days for no apparent reason (there would be nothing in the Windows Event logs). I eventually replaced the Corsair memory with Kingston memory (KVR1333D3N9K2/4G), and have had no problems since.

    Note 2. The idea of using the Intel i3 to handle the audio and video requirements for the HTPC did not pan out as I hoped. I found a number of problems. I gave up and put in a Sapphire ATi Radeon 5670 to handle the audio and video. That has been problem free so far.

    Note 3. I ended up using this Nexus fan speed reducer on one of the case fans and this one (using the 7V line) on the other two fans. That’s much better, but I think I can still get further improvement. I’ll probably try just using two case fans set at 7V, and will switch the filters to the intake side of the fans. The internal temperatures of the case seem to be low enough that using two fans should be OK.

    3 responses to “Fun With Technology – Part VI”

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    2. […] Four and a half years ago, I built my first HTPC for our Home Cinema setup. It was leading edge technology then, but with the rate of change being what it is, support for many of the software and hardware components very soon became either dying or dead. […]

    3. […] grew in importance to the point where I decided to replace the Bluray player with an HTPC. So I built my first HTPC, and coupled it to my Windows Home Server, which by this time was holding the contents of our CD, […]

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  • Wonders of the Solar System

    I’ve been thoroughly enjoying Professor Brian Cox’s Wonders of the Solar System series currently being shown on the BBC. He’s a great communicator, and doesn’t dumb down the science. Here’s a great spoof of his style:
     
     

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    1. Brian Avatar
      Brian

      I really enjoyed the programme as well, and must admit to having formed a crush on Brian Cox.

    2. Bal Avatar
      Bal

      Yes Geoff, totally agree with you … this programme is excellent!!!! Brian Cox is presenting information beautifully and simply to his audience. I love programmes about the solar system, always find them fascinating 🙂

    3. paul carlos waswa Avatar

      I really appreciate the work Prof. Brian did and his enthusiastic spirit in particular, working hard to bring the enlightment to us.however, he should give some notes on that also.

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  • Nailed

    In today’s Observer, Philip Pullman reflects on Tony Blair, and skewers him precisely:
    Tony Blair has a phosphorescent quality. He is a will-o’-the-wisp, an emanation of rotting marsh gas that flares and glimmers in the dark, leading stray travellers into deeper and deeper mires. His power is almost supernatural. He managed to lead an entire party into supporting policies that were utterly alien to its nature; he took a movement that had once been proud to feel itself socialist, and made it into a fervent supporter of low taxes, private finance initiatives, and people getting filthy rich.
    Read the rest, it’s well worth it.

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  • Moral Guidance

    I’m with the barmaid on this one. Moral guidance is not what I see in this pope.

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    1. Brian Avatar
      Brian

      Did you ever?

    2. Geoff Avatar
      Geoff

      Well, now you come to mention it, no…

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  • Lesbian Robots

    What an extraordinary video…
     
     
     
    Quite beautiful.

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