Reflections on life at “De Witte Wand”…

  • It’s A Different World

    When I was growing up, first as a young boy and then as a rather confused and frustrated teenager, it was clear to me that while the female body was sexualised as a matter of course in the society around me, the male body was pretty much kept under wraps. That probably contributed to my frustration. Mind you, in my teenage years it also probably heightened the rush that occurred when my eyes caught a glimpse of a naked male torso and conveyed that fact to my hormone-sodden brain.

    How things change over the course of the years. These days, both the female and the male body are fair game in semiotics. As evidence for the prosecution, here’s Mark Simpson analysing the latest ad campaign for Powerade. Cor!

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  • The Hospital’s Ghost

    We’re not even out of January, and already the first "Silly Season" story is upon us: a senior manager at Derby’s new City Hospital is calling in an exorcist to rid the hospital of a ghost. Oh deary me (to echo Steve and Sebastian’s immortal words from The High Life).
     
    Still, I think that the Guardian‘s deadpan reporting of the story, complete with a picture of a ghost ‘similar to the one that may be haunting Derby’s new hospital’, came the closest to treating the story with the level of seriousness that it deserves.

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  • Special Rights

    Jesus and Mo demonstrate that they are just as obtuse as many of their followers. If I had a penny for every time I heard this particular argument, I’d be a rich man.

    2 responses to “Special Rights”

    1. robert Avatar
      robert

      I think you’re missing the link! <a href="http://www.jesusandmo.net/2009/01/30/equal/">looks good</a>Please delete all the duplicates of this post – apologies in advance!

    2. Geoff Avatar
      Geoff

      Oops! Thanks, Robert. Now fixed. Must be my Alzheimers kicking in again…

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  • Biomechanics

    Carl Zimmer is an excellent writer on science subjects. Here’s a good example: The Flesh of Physics.

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  • Now You See It…

    … and now you don’t. This is a tale about technology, about the little things that don’t quite work and hence irritate me out of all proportion, rhyme or reason. Unless you’re a technology nerd, this probably won’t interest you, so go and read something else. But if you are a technology nerd, then pull up a chair. Are you sitting comfortably? Then I’ll begin…

    I’ve recently acquired a Denon AVR-3808 to sit at the heart of our home’s audio-visual system. As well as being able to handle the usual array of audio visual devices (DVD and Blu-ray players, Satellite receivers and TVs), it also comes equipped with an Ethernet port. So I’ve connected it into our home network. There, it is able to connect to the Internet to receive Internet Radio streams, and also connect to the audio media held on our PCs and Windows Home Server. It even comes with a nice little Microsoft  PlaysForSure sticker on the front. Trouble is, it doesn’t “play for sure”.

    It will quite happily play Internet Radio stations all day long, but if I try and play back music stored on any of the PCs or the Windows Home Server, then after a couple of hours, the connection will break, and the Denon will display a sad little “Server disconnected” message on its display.

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    At this point, to get rid of the problem, I have to switch off the Denon and then switch it back on again. When it powers on, it will re-connect to the network, and then all will be well again for another couple of hours listening to music stored on the home network. It’s most odd – it will remain connected all the time as long as I play Internet Radio streams, but as soon as I try to play music stored on any of the devices connected to the home network, after a couple of hours the Denon will fall off its perch, and disappear off the network. Take a look at this snapshot of the network:

    Denon Network Issue 1

    Here you see two of the PCs (Matisse and Renoir) and the Server (Degas). There are several icons for each of them representing the different functions:

    • A PC that may have part of the file system and its attached printers accessible over the network
    • A File Server and Backup device
    • A Media Server device that can stream audio or video data on to the network. You can see that both PCs and the Windows Home Server can all act as Media Servers.
    • A Media Player device that can connect to a Media Server to playback either audio or video data. The device labelled “Network Audio” is the Denon AVR-3808.

    In addition, you can see that Matisse can also act as a playback device for any of the Media Servers. The Speedtouch is my ADSL modem and Router – the device that joins the home network to the Internet. Now, the above snapshot represents the situation that I see most of the time. But if I start using the Denon as a Media Player device to play back music from any of the Media Servers, then after a couple of hours I get the “Server disconnected” message, and this is what I see on the network:

    Denon Network Issue 3

    … the Denon has disappeared from the network… As I say, it’s a case of “now you see it, now you don’t”. But curiously, even though it disappears from the network diagram, it’s still possible to ‘ping’ its IP address:

    Denon Network Issue 5

    So even though the low-level functions of the Denon’s networking capabilities are still there, something has happened to the higher levels. It appears to have had a lobotomy. Even more curiously, if I switch off the ADSL modem/router, so that there is no connection possible with the Internet, or have the ADSL modem/router on, but with its firewall set to block all incoming and outgoing traffic to the Internet, then the Denon will quite happily stream music from the Media Servers the whole day long.

    So it looks as though there is something in the Denon that has a heartbeat with something out on the Internet that conflicts with local audio streaming and which might lie at the bottom of the issue. I noticed something else that is curious. For those of you that are playing around with the Beta of Windows 7, you may have noticed there’s a new feature in the version of Windows Media Player than comes with it. While all versions of Windows Media Player can “pull” media from Media Servers, this new version can “push” media to Media Player devices out on the network. So, when you’re in Windows Media Player, you can select tracks to play, but instead of playing them locally, a right-click shows a new option: “Play to…” and a list of the Media Player devices attached to your network. Here’s an example of what I see when I “push” a track out to the Denon:

    Denon Network Issue 6

    Notice that Windows 7 has correctly identified that the Network Audio device is in fact a Denon AVR-3808 – I didn’t have to set that up myself, it’s done automatically. But here’s the interesting thing. See that “Clear List” in the snapshot above? That’s actually a button, which when clicked will clear out the contents of the playlist in the panel below and stop streaming to the network device. And when I click that, sure enough, the Denon stops playing, but its built-in display shows something very odd:

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    What’s that “Rhapsody”? If I try to navigate to that item using the Denon’s controls, it instantly vanishes from the list of choices, which are normally: “Favorites, Internet Radio, Media Server, Recently Played”. Now Rhapsody is an online subscription digital music service. It looks as though the Denon is treating the Windows 7 Media Server as though it’s a Rhapsody stream, and that can’t be right. I have no idea why the Denon falls off the network when it’s connected to the Internet and streaming audio from our Media Servers on the home network, but I’m pretty sure that the problem lies with the Denon. Its firmware is the latest current version (2.01). This problem doesn’t seem to be common, but there is at least one other person who is seeing the same phenomenon. Trouble is, if it’s just the two of us, then this isn’t going to be fixed anytime soon. We’ll just have to continue to switch our Denons off and on every couple of hours… Sigh.

    Update: I think a number of people are seeing this problem on their Denon equipment, but not everyone does, so it’s likely to remain problematic as far as resolution is concerned. Meanwhile, I do have a workaround, although it’s not very elegant. I’ve created a new Firewall profile on my ADSL modem/router. That allows all traffic from devices on my home network to reach the Internet and vice versa, apart from the Denon 3808. The Firewall profile has a rule that prevents any traffic between the 3808 and the Internet, although local traffic on the home network subnet is permitted. With this rule in place, I can stream music from the Media Servers on my home network to my heart’s content and all day long. No more cutting out after a couple of hours as the 3808 falls off the network. It’s not elegant, because if I wish to switch to listening to Internet Radio stations on the 3808, then I have to switch over the Firewall profile on the ADSL modem/router first. But at least I’ve proved, to my satisfaction at least, that the problem lies within the 3808.

    Update II: A couple of people have run packet traces on their Denon’s network traffic and found that, even when using a local media server, an AVR-4308 or AVR-3808 will communicate with internet address 207.188.0.25 on port 443. Doing a “whois” lookup shows that this IP address is registered to Real Networks. My bet is that this is a server address of the Rhapsody Music service. Quite why the Denon receivers should be communicating with these servers out on the internet when using local media servers on a home network is anybody’s guess, but it looks like a bug to me, and definitely seems to be causing the “server disconnected” message.

    I therefore modified my original Firewall rule, which stopped all communication between the Denon and anything out on the internet, to one that stops the Denon communicating with this specific internet address. This modified Firewall rule also stops the “server disconnected” problem from occurring, while allowing the Denon to continue to receive Internet Radio and to communicate with Denon’s servers for firmware updates. Now all we need is for Denon to acknowledge that this is a bug and fix it.

    Update III: Denon provided a firmware upgrade A2.04, WEB=W200908260504 on October 15, 2009 that may have been to address this bug. I haven’t bothered to remove the Firewall rule, which I would need to do in order to test this, so I can’t confirm it.

    Update IV: Since that firmware update was released (and I installed it on my Denon), I have replaced my old ADSL Modem/Router with a new one (it was on free loan from my ISP). Although that has the possiblity to create Firewall rules, I have not done so. Therefore, the “Denon rule” is not present in the new modem, and I have not seen a repeat of the “server disconnected” issue. Therefore I conclude that the October 15 update has fixed this issue. I should add that I’m not using the Rhapsody music service (Denon don’t offer this in Europe, and even if they did I wouldn’t use it), so I don’t know how this affects Denon users based in the US who do use the service…

    Update V 9 May 2014: Damnation, the “Server Disconnected” message is back! And now it’s worse than before – it also affects Internet Radio as well as streaming from our home media server. I think I need to recreate the firewall rule again. Trouble is, I have a new router (a Fritz!Box 7360) which doesn’t seem to have a straightforward way of doing this.

    Update V1 29 May 2014: Damnation again. It transpires that Rhapsody have changed their servers, and Denon have issued a new firmware to fix this. Trouble is, Denon have only issued the firmware for their new products. There has been no update for the 3808. Unless Denon issue the firmware for the 3808, or I can find out what the new version of the firewall rule needs to be, this problem will remain.

    20 responses to “Now You See It…”

    1. Geoff Avatar
      Geoff

      Hi "No name". I’m somewhat surprised that the problem persists with you even after you disconnect the Internet connection. On my system, isolating the 3808 from the Internet certainly removes the problems of freezing connections with the Media Servers on our home network. In your post on the AVS forum (http://www.avforums.com/forums/integrated-av-amplifiers-receivers/901683-denon-3808-server-disconnected-2.html#post8918080) the IP address you give is owned by Real Networks. That may be a contributory factor to the issue that we’re seeing.

    2. Frank Avatar
      Frank

      I have the same problem and the solution works! The only problem I have is the lack of internet radio. I hope there will be a firmware upgrade soon.After every song, or after every push on the remote while browsing the NAS for another song the AVR-4308 will go to internet address 207.188.0.25 on port 443. Best regards Frank

    3. Geoff Avatar
      Geoff

      Frank – thanks for posting that IP address. Doing a whois shows that it’s registered to Real Networks. My suspicion is that the Denon is doing a check with Rhapsody servers for some unknown reason, and this is causing the problem.

    4. Frank Avatar
      Frank

      That is my suspicion too, but I think that the firmware must be changed for European AVR-4308’s. Are we the only ones having this problem, I can not imagine!Frank

    5. Geoff Avatar
      Geoff

      Frank, we’re not the only ones having this problem, but it doesn’t seem to be happening to everybody (or perhaps not everybody wants to stream from media servers on their home network. If you go to this thread:http://www.avforums.com/forums/av-amplifiers-receivers/901683-denon-3808-server-disconnected.html#post8498510 you’ll see that others are reporting the same issue, and one person confirms that the Denon is contacting a Rhapsody Server out on the internet at the same address that you reported. So it’s a definite bug, but one that doesn’t seem to have been acknowledged by Denon themselves.

    6. Geoff Avatar
      Geoff

      Frank, if your router’s firewall is capable of it, just create a firewall rule that blocks all traffic between the Denon and 207.188.0.25. That way, you should still be able to access all Internet Radio stations, and prevent the "Server disconnected" problem when you use your local media server…

    7. Cato Avatar
      Cato

      Thanks Geoff for adressing this issue. I have a 3808 with the issue of "loosing connection" to my twonky on my NAS server. I also have a Linksys router with internet connection in between. I use radiodenon.com with vtunes. Typically music stops between songs and display usually shows 30%, but also 0% and 100% is seen. Disconnect from the internet, restart the denon and the problem i gone. Rhapsody has also been seen in the display, but I can not find a situation where I can recall this view. My problem is still there, but I have a sequence that I feel have reduced the frequency of the problem. First I have turned off any radio functions on the twonky 4.4.11 (shoutcast and vtunes I think). Rescan contents in twonky is only manual. After a rescan of twonky, I power off (hardpower) my denon and remove the internet connection. I then power on the Denon, lets it find the twonky server and then first connect it to the internet. I belive it helps, but I must admit I am just about to throw the denon out the door.

    8. Geoff Avatar
      Geoff

      Hi, Cato. Sorry to hear that you’re also a member of the "Server disconnected" club. Have you tried putting in a firewall rule into your Linksys to prevent the Denon from communicating with IP address 207.188.0.25? That has cerainly worked for me. I am no longer seeing the "Server disconnected" problem. I tried out the Twonky media server (in both a standalone version and as part of Twonky Media Manager) on a couple of my systems. I was not too impressed – it seemed too buggy for me. I’m using the Denon’s Internet Radio function directly, rather than via a Media server. That works fine – and using the RadioDenon site to create Internet Radio favourites which are then installed into the Denon seems easy enough. I don’t have a NAS – I use Windows Home Server, so I’m able to use other DLNA media servers, rather than Twonky. Mind you, these bring their own quirks to the party; see http://gcoupe.spaces.live.com/blog/cns!6AA39937A982345B!8242.entry

    9. Cato Avatar
      Cato

      Good news, no disconnect has been seen since Linksys was properly set. Faster menu changes is also a realy nice bonus. I thought I had set the Linksys-Access Restriction correct, but I had not. I looked at the Linksys-Administration-Log that Denon was sending on a secure channel. I added HTTPS as Blocked Services and Voilà. If anyone comes to read this, here is how I set up my linksys access restricitn1. Enable Policy ( I called it Denon)2. Enter edit list of PC – Add MAC address of receiver. It can ba found on the back side. I also added its IP adress. I use fixed IP on everything but wireless. 3. Allowed it internett access 24/74. Added HTTPS as blocked services.5. Save.My error from before was that I tried to block the IP adress 207.188.0.25, but did’nt add blocked services. By using blocked services and https I don’t need to add the IP adress at all. I don’t know if the Denon needs to use secure channel for firmware upgrade or the like. In case I will have to disable this Policy during updates.Thanks again, I can’t believe our club is so small. I gess people just puts up with the problem. Oh, and twonky is working on my Qnap 409, but believe me RAID is no backup. I am actually quite happy with the functionallity on the Qnap. I did install twonky media manager on one of my laptops but that was a dissaster. I am quite sure it was a virus :-)I think Real networks knows about all the music I have played the last year, but not anymore. I sleep well tonight.

    10. Geoff Avatar
      Geoff

      Cato, terrific – glad that you’ve found a solution that works for you.

    11. Carlos Avatar
      Carlos

      Service REconnected!!Thanks so much…this issue was driving me crazy and now all seems to work just fine. I ended up having to combine both sets of advice– blocked 207.188.0.25 and blocked the HTTPS services for my 3808 (used both its MAC and IP). I seemed to not work if I only had one or the other going…odd, yes, but there you go. Has been a couple days of uninterrupted music across my wireless. Thanks for your persistence on this Geoff, and for so thoroughly documenting your pain.

    12. Geoff Avatar
      Geoff

      Carlos, glad you got it working. Enjoy your music!

    13. Billy Kidd Avatar
      Billy Kidd

      AVR991 with Netgear WNDR3700 router. I think the problem may also be related to DNS. I changed the IP to fixed (I was assigning the same IP with DHCP though a mac address assignment. But I still had the same problem… I get Server Disconnected and then I get bounced back to the previous Rhapsody menu. After changing the IP to fixed, same problem. I then changed the DNS to Google Public DNS 8.8.8.8/8.8.4.4. Now, I still get the occasional error, but the music continues to play and only once did I get bounced back to the prior Menu.

      1. Geoff Coupe Avatar

        Hi Billy. After I updated my firmware, I’ve never seen the “server disconnected” message again. I’m using DHCP to assign its network address (the same one every time). I’m using the DNS of my ISP, as I’ve always done…

    14. billy kidd Avatar
      billy kidd

      when I get server disconnected, Rhapsody skips the next song in the song list and plays the one after that.

      1. Geoff Coupe Avatar

        Billy, have you applied the firmware update that I mentioned? If you have, then it sounds as though there’s still a residual problem. As I wrote, I don’t use Rhapsody, but since applying the firmware update, I’ve never seen the “server disconnected” message again.

    15. Graeme Avatar
      Graeme

      I have a Denon RCD-N7 which I have used for DLNA, pushing music from my PC via local network. Worked perfectly for years, until yesterday.

      A song would play only to stop after about 9 seconds, it would drop off the network and restart networking on the HiFi (as if it was just switched on). So I tried all the usual, checked the network, switched to WiFi (over wired), did a full reset of the HiFi etc. No change.

      Until I read this post. I blocked all external connections from the Denon RCD-N7 to the Internet, allowing it just access to LAN. And that fixed it. So thank you for this post, you saved me buying a new HiFi. Very odd issue there.

      1. Geoff Coupe Avatar

        Glad to have been of help. It’s clearly a bug in the Denon software; unfortunately, Denon only bother to issue software fixes for their newest products…

    16. Robert Avatar
      Robert

      I have a Denon RCD-N9 which I use for listening to internet radio. A couple of weeks ago, it started buffering frequently, and drops to 30% at which point playback stops. A message sometimes appears, either “server disconnected” or “error timeout”, then either returns to the main menu or back to the radio station, but stuck on 30% with no playback. The ONLY way to get it playing again is to select the chosen station again using the remote.
      This happens regardless of what radio station I try. I have fibre optic with speeds in excess of 25 mb/s. I have tried it wirelessly and wired ethernet – same problem. Ping tests show 0% packet loss. I have contacted my ISP (Orange in Spain) who say they have checked my connection and found no fault. I didn’t have the problem with my previous ISP (Movistar), but then again, I’ve had Orange for a few months now, and the problem has only just developed a couple of weeks ago. I have contacted Denon customer service in the UK, citing this article, but they say they know of no networking issues with this unit, saying if it worked with Movistar, it must be the Orange router. I’m at my wits end. Any suggestions?

      1. Geoff Coupe Avatar

        Robert, I’m afraid I’m not going to be much help here. If it is caused by your Denon trying to connect with the Rhapsody service, then perhaps you could try having a firewall rule in your router that prevents communication with the Rhapsody servers. I suspect they will be at the IP Address: 66.226.72.*. It’s a long shot though…

        I no longer have my Denon connected to the internet at all. It just became too much hassle when the “Server disconnected” message started appearing again. Now I have a different arrangement for media in the home, using Roon. Roon is supposed to be adding internet radio capability in a forthcoming release.

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  • Waving the Red Flag

    There was a rather odd article by Michael Brooks in last Saturday’s Guardian‘s Comment is Free section: Black Holes in the Argument. He constructed a strawman in his very first paragraph and proceeded from there. The whole effect reminded me of the sort of person who insisted that a man should walk in front of the early horseless carriages waving a red flag.
     
    Still, not to worry, "Charles Darwin" is on hand to point the piece out for the rather muddled nonsense it seemed to be. 

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  • Should We Respect Religions?

    Johann Hari has an excellent article on the worrying developments happening in the UN – a concerted attack on the Universal Declaration of Human Rights. Go read it.
     
    I’ve mentioned these developments before. As Austin Dacey said at the time:
    In the final analysis, it is not religions that deserve our respect. A religion is a collection of metaphysical ideas and moral ideals. Ideas are believed or disbelieved; ideals are pursued or rejected. Admiration, appreciation, perhaps, but respect? No. What deserves respect are persons. Surely, the feelings of persons–individuals believers–can be affected when their beliefs are attacked or ridiculed. These feelings are real and important. However, feelings of offense do not generate a right not to be offended.
    Respect for persons does not require that we never hurt their feelings, but rather that we treat them as possessing dignity equal to our own, and therefore hold them to the same fundamental intellectual, ethical, and legal standards to which we hold ourselves, to see them as autonomous, self-legislating creatures. Therefore, respect for a person is not only consistent with criticism of a person’s beliefs; respect for a person sometimes requires criticism of his or her beliefs. Sometimes in order to respect, we must disagree. Anything less is not respect, but indifference.
    Johann Hari distills this down to:
    When you demand “respect”, you are demanding we lie to you. I have too much real respect for you as a human being to engage in that charade.
    Quite.
     

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  • Dykes To Watch Out For

    I mentioned Alison Bechdel back in 2006 when I enthused over her autobiography Fun Home. Alison Bechdel has been penning her "Dykes To Watch Out For" comic strip for over 20 years. Now, an anthology featuring strips from all of that span has appeared as "The Essential Dykes To Watch Out For". It’s wonderful. Here’s a review to give you a flavour of why, even if you aren’t a dyke and not American, you should read this book. It’s about human beings living their lives, doing the best they can.
     
    Truly, Bechdel is a dyke to watch out for.

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  • Credulousness

    Having just mentioned that a book’s review in today’s Guardian has stirred me to add the book in question to my "to be read" list, I should perhaps counterbalance that with the observation that a positive review is not the only criterion. Elsewhere in today’s Guardian Review, Sue Arnold gushes with praise for a book by Patrick Holford, but I’m certainly not going to follow her advice and add his book to my list. For the reasons why, read this.

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  • Wedlock

    That’s the title of a new book by Wendy Moore. It’s the true story of a horrendous 18th Century marriage. After reading the review in today’s Guardian, it’s definitely another book that is going on the wish list.

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  • Windows 7 Beta

    You probably won’t be surprised to learn that I’ve downloaded the beta of Microsoft’s upcoming successor to Vista, currently known as Windows 7. Originally, Microsoft’s plan was to limit the download to the first 25 million people who visited the web page, but because of demand, they relented and extended the download programme. However, they will definitely be pulling the plug after February 12th, so if you haven’t got the beta, and still want to try it out, you’d better get moving.
     
    I’ve installed the Beta on my Tablet PC (an HP TX2000), since this is my secondary machine, and not my "production" machine. Windows 7 is a Beta, after all. Still, I’ve been pleasantly surprised at how solid this first Beta is. It feels far more "finished" than Vista ever did at the equivalent stage of its development cycle. The only problem I’m seeing on my Tablet PC is that the Touchscreen driver is not working. However, the Pen driver is, so I can still use all of the Tablet functions.
     
    Update: I’ve now got the Touchscreen functions working. I downloaded the driver from the HP web site and reinstalled it…

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  • 26 Views on Obama

    Journalist Rex Wockner turned to his address book, and got the views of 26 gay people on how they viewed President Obama. In my opinion, the best, and most succinct, answer was provided by Larry Kramer:
    "I’m hoping for the best (from Obama) and expecting the worst, as one must do with any politician, and indeed with life." 
     

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  • Great Uncle George’s Will

    A whimsical tale of Henrietta, her great-uncle, his cook and Miss Atkins. Oh, and on the importance of having alternatives to fruit-salad.

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  • A Very Bad Idea

    You probably won’t be surprised to learn that I have little time for Geert Wilders. Bluntly put, I loath and detest all he stands for. However, I also think it is a very bad idea for the Dutch court to reverse a previous ruling and now bring charges against Wilders for "inciting hatred". Oliver Kamm puts the case that the prosecution will do more to damage liberty than uphold it:
    …the case for liberty has never been that it protects sensibilities. It is rather that by allowing people’s beliefs to be scrutinised, criticised and — yes — insulted, bad ideas are more likely to be superseded by better ones. 
    The court has stated that it ‘considers appropriate criminal prosecution for insulting Muslim worshippers because of comparisons between Islam and Nazism made by Wilders’. As Kamm says, in effect we now have a situation where criminal law is being invoked against insults to a system of belief. This is not likely to end well.

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  • Running Out of Water

    Here’s an excellent multimedia presentation on the issues faced by Las Vegas and its neighbours over the fact that water is a scarce resource. I can’t help but feel that there is not going to be a happy ending to this particular story.
     
    (hat tip to Chris Clarke over at Coyote Crossing for the link)

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  • Peter and the Wolf

    This may not last long online, but even if it disappears, I would still want to buy the DVD of Suzie Templeton’s brilliant take on Peter and the Wolf.

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  • Compare and Contrast

    Along with probably a fair number of other people I watched yesterday’s Inauguration of President Obama. And yes, being an atheist, the mentions of God always make me roll my eyes. However, I understand that such rhetoric speaks to many people.
     
    That notwithstanding, I still thought Rick Warren’s invocation was especially empty, crass, false and fawning – I was much more impressed by Reverend Lowery’s call:
    "And now, O Lord, in the complex arena of human relations, help us to make choices on the side of love, not hate; on the side of inclusion, not exclusion; tolerance, not intolerance. And as we leave this mountaintop, help us to hold on to the spirit of fellowship and the oneness of our family".
    In a way, I was reminded of Disney’s good fairy Merryweather taking the sting out of Maleficent’s curse on Sleeping Beauty.
     
    But away from the main action was another Reverend also making his blessing on the new President. Gene Robinson’s words spoke more to me than whole books would do by that empty vessel of Rick Warren. He, like Obama himself in his address, pulled no punches:
     
       
     

    "O God of our many understandings, we pray that you will…

    Bless us with tears – for a world in which over a billion people exist on less than a dollar a day, where young women from many lands are beaten and raped for wanting an education, and thousands die daily from malnutrition, malaria, and AIDS.

    Bless us with anger – at discrimination, at home and abroad, against refugees and immigrants, women, people of color, gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgender people.

    Bless us with discomfort – at the easy, simplistic “answers” we’ve preferred to hear from our politicians, instead of the truth, about ourselves and the world, which we need to face if we are going to rise to the challenges of the future.

    Bless us with patience – and the knowledge that none of what ails us will be “fixed” anytime soon, and the understanding that our new president is a human being, not a messiah.

    Bless us with humility – open to understanding that our own needs must always be balanced with those of the world.

    Bless us with freedom from mere tolerance – replacing it with a genuine respect and  warm embrace of our differences, and an understanding that in our diversity, we are stronger.

    Bless us with compassion and generosity – remembering that every religion’s God judges us by the way we care for the most vulnerable in the human community, whether across town or across the world.

    And God, we give you thanks for your child Barack, as he assumes the office of President of the United States.

    Give him wisdom beyond his years, and inspire him with Lincoln’s reconciling leadership style, President Kennedy’s ability to enlist our best efforts, and Dr. King’s dream of a nation for ALL the people.

    Give him a quiet heart, for our Ship of State needs a steady, calm captain in these times.

    Give him stirring words, for we will need to be inspired and motivated to make the personal and common sacrifices necessary to facing the challenges ahead.

    Make him color-blind, reminding him of his own words that under his leadership, there will be neither red nor blue states, but the United States.

    Help him remember his own oppression as a minority, drawing on that experience of discrimination, that he might seek to change the lives of those who are still its victims.

    Give him the strength to find family time and privacy, and help him remember that even though he is president, a father only gets one shot at his daughters’ childhoods.

    And please, God, keep him safe.  We know we ask too much of our presidents, and we’re asking FAR too much of this one.  We know the risk he and his wife are taking for all of us, and we implore you, O good and great God, to keep him safe.  Hold him in the palm of your hand – that he might do the work we have called him to do, that he might find joy in this impossible calling, and that in the end, he might lead us as a nation to a place of integrity, prosperity and peace.

    AMEN".

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  • Sixty

    I can’t really believe it, but it seems that I turned 60 last Saturday.

    Of course, there were signs and portents, such as the herd of deer that thundered past my study window on the day – a sight that I’d never seen before.

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    But, more prosaically, there was the calendar, and the fact that Martin had been having whispered telephone conversations and sending off emails for weeks (months?) beforehand. At 16:30, I was ordered out of the house and told to get in the car and open the first of a series of envelopes that he thrust into my hand. The contents of that first envelope instructed me to drive to a nearby town and collect my birthday cake from a baker’s shop.

    The first mission accomplished, and I was instructed to drive to a friend’s house where I was told to take a photo of the aforementioned cake.

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    Well, of course, I was pleased…

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    And then I was told to cut the cake (using a cheese slice for traditional Dutch cheeses) and serve slices for the assembled friends.

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    After coffee and cake, it became time to open the third envelope…

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    This instructed me to return home at 19:00 hours and be prepared for the worst – I mean, the next stage of the celebrations.

    So, I duly drove home, accompanied by Len, a friend from London who I have known since the early 1970s. Entering the house I was greeted by a roomful of friends and presented with a bucketful of sixty roses to mark the occasion…

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    I’ve often said about Martin that “I can’t take him anywhere”, because his Dutch directness has a habit of getting me into embarrassing situations. He’d prepared for that for this evening by wearing a T-shirt that proclaimed “I apologise in advance for my behaviour tonight”.

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    In the event, he had (almost) nothing to apologise for. He’d engaged Bob Schoemaker, from Willy Schoemaker, the wine merchant, to lead us through an evening of wine-tasting.

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    As I said, he had almost nothing to apologise for. But that was before we had the tribute to Abba…

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    Still, it was great fun, and we all had a ball, even though our dog, Kai, was beginning to wonder who the dominant species on the planet earth might be…

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    Of course, I had to give a speech…

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    But I made up for it by opening more wine…

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    All in all, it was a great evening, and thanks must go to Martin, Bob Schoemaker and all our friends for making it so memorable.

    Onwards and upwards…

    2 responses to “Sixty”

    1. Alex Avatar
      Alex

      Looks a fantastic day! And you do deserve it my man, you really do!

    2. Geoff Avatar
      Geoff

      Alex, thank you, Squire. It was a great day. even though I was only firing on one cylinder the following day. Mind you, Martin and Len stayed up the whole night dishing the dirt on me, so when I got up at 8:30 on Sunday, they were just going to bed…

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  • And The Wnner Is…

    On the day when Obama had his inauguration, I read that the well-deserved winner of the 2008 Bad Faith Award was – drumroll – Sarah Palin. Not surprising, I suppose, and doubtless she’ll be back to stretch our belief in rationality for the 2012 Presidential campaign. Mind you, she had stiff competition from the other nominees.

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  • An Instruction Manual for Life

    A short animation about cupboards and drawers…
     
     

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